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Cx calls in, wondering why her debit card isnt working right. So I dig through her account and see we got ourselves a data breach. Let her know, "Hey, your shit got stolen, your debit card only works with the pin number. We mailed off a new debit card for you."

The Explosion

I DONT WANT THAT!

too bad, already happened. Figured youd be happy we're looking out for you.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A HASSLE IT IS TO UPDATE MY AUTOPAYMENTS WITH A NEW CARD!?

Yes, that can be very frustrating. However, this is for your security.

FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON! IM GONNA GOT TO A NEW BANK!

*Wow. If changing your debit card is such a hassle, imagine the ordeal you have if you change banks. Is

Imagine, if you will, someone that has never heard of Ween. What five songs do you give them as a playlist? (in order, no skipping)

*1- You Fucked Up *2- Piss Up a Rope *3- Spinal Meningitis (Got Me Down) *4- Buckingham Green *5- If You Could Save Yourself (You'd Save Us All)

Who else has suffered such a sad day? My poor turkey Gregory passed away just today. And my family in ABQ loved it so dearly, I have decided to hold the funeral with them next week, on Thursday. I think there may be something going on in the turkey populace. Keep an eye on your feathered pets.

I've noticed in the last few days those promoted link style ads at the top of the main sub. Whats the dill, pickle? I thought we were too cancerous for ad revenue. Is something broken? Are they testing new things? I haven't seen any kind of ad in the years beforehand. Just...something interesting to note, I suppose.

A very long winded hitpiece from our favorite Seanbaby brainwashers. A classic listicle showing that, yeah, Peterson is an alright kinda guy, but also an ALT RIGHT guy! Brings up Milo for the gamedrop.

*sigh* I remember when every article had a stock photo of fantastic boobs.

*edit* I am a dunce. Heres your link

So. Finn and Rose leave to go find a super L337 H4x0r in teh Casino Night Zone. They get arrested and meet Benicio del Toro(BDT).

Meanwhile, Tumblr Admiral Holdo has a plan, that she doesnt share with anyone, that hinges on the First Order not being smart enough to look out a window, or check their scanners: get everyone on the smaller ships and use Home One as a decoy. So far so good.

Finn, Rose, and BDT sneak onto The Supremacy to disable the hyperspace tracker, so the Resistance can make a final jump away from the First Order, right? Except, of course, BDT is a scummy money driven traitor who sells out the Resistance. He lets Hux know about the smaller ships and the decoy tactic. Uh,