r/catheadlines

210 archived posts · Jun 2015 – May 2023

Newspaper headlines from a cat's point of view.

r/catheadlines

A subreddit for making fake newspapers or newspaper headlines from a cat's point of view. Ex: "Why YOU need a new litterbox. -Prime Real Estate"

Created Jun 15, 2015

1KMembers (last snapshot)

210Archived posts

As of June 16, 2015, r/CatHeadlines is a trending subreddit!

Info

r/CatHeadlines is a subreddit dedicated to posting newspapers, newspaper clippings, or newspaper headings from a cat's point of view. Some examples of this include:

BREAKING NEWS: War with dogs won! Heavy casualties estimated
Finance: Why you just shouldn't invest in that cat toy.
Medical: The Dangers of Catnip by Fluff McHurtyfix MD

Rules

Both link posts and text posts are allowed, but link posts can only be links to online newspapers created by you. You can make these on Google Docs with templates.
All posts must be tagged.
No NSFW or NSFL content.
Submissions can be as long as you like.
Profanity is fine, as long as it's not used in a rude or discriminatory manner.
No discrimination of any kind.
Have fun.
Message the mods if you have a complaint, or would like to report a rule violation.

Violation of these rules will result in a nonnegotiable one week ban. A second violation of these rules will result in a nonnegotiable one month ban. A third will result in a permanent ban from r/CatHeadlines. We'd like this to be a nice community if possible.

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Be sure to check out r/DogHeadlines, a cool spinoff of this sub.

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