r/ChurchofGoomy

1.3K archived posts · Oct 2013 – Sep 2026

All praise our savior, Goomy-christ!

r/ChurchofGoomy

Goomy is love; Goomy is life.

Created Oct 4, 2013

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Church of Goomy:

In the beginning Arceus created the heaven and earth.

He has breathed life into the trees.

He has created the essential liquid of life.

He has created the mythical guardians who protect us from harm.

Nah just kidding, Arcues is a mediocre wannabe.

GOOMY IS OUR SAVIOR

This is a subreddit where we discuss about our lord, Goomy-christ.

Now we praise The Lord through the ways he has taught us, prayer,

Our Goomy, which art in Goo,

Goo-ed be thy Name.

Thy Kingdom come.

Thy will be done in Kanto,

As it is in Johto.

Give us this day our daily Goo.

And forgoove us our tresgooses,

As we forgive them that tresgoos against us.

And lead us not into anti-goo,

But deliver us from arceus.

For thine is the kingoom,

The goower, and the goo-ery,

For ever and ever.

Goomen.

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