r/CoDCompetitive

So let me start off by saying I have this addiction to COD. I wake up, play it, eat breakfast, play it, shower, play it, and sometimes I’ll bring my ps4 to school to play it. The grind never stops for ya boy. I have a motto tatted on my wrist, “shot punch 24/7”. That’s right, Im cracked.

Anyways, I work at a grocery store. I’m a stocker. Sometimes I get really bored and start thinking about COD. I day dream about becoming a pro, banging Silly’s girl, and just being the nastiest player on the sticks anyone will ever meet. I start saying random shit out loud when I’m really in the zone. When I lift something heavy up I’ll just say out of no where “I’m absolute” and someone will help me lift i