r/floorbears

55 archived posts · Mar 2016 – Aug 2022

FloorBears: Bears under stairs

r/floorbears

Does a bear sh*t in the woods? Yes. Does a bear also sh*t under roofs? Find out here.

Created Mar 23, 2016 · restricted

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All about bears on floors.

Only about bears on floors.

+ Some Useful Definitions for the Purposes of Clarity and a Thorough Understanding +

Bear is defined as: Live mammal, big claws, non-removable fur. If you are uncertain whether what you have encountered is a bear, look down. If you aren't running away, and all your internal organs are still inside you, it's not a bear.
Floor is defined as: What happens to the ground when you go inside. If you are uncertain whether what you are standing on is a floor, look down. If it is still the ground, it's not a floor.

Note: If you want to be a mod of r/floorbears, or are a bear and need to send a DMCA takedown notice, PM me ^(equal delay in response time for bears and humans)

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