Weekly Rat Union Meeting (09/19)

The Rat Union is r polyamory's (un)official joke polycule that is definitely NOT a sex cult following PM_CGR (it is). It was started off a series of subreddit memes, and now holds weekly threads for vibing and chatting. Don't take it too seriously, and come hang out with us.

Want more info? Click here for a tldr; click here for my first meta discussion on the topic; click here for the original thread that spawned all the memes--or just ask below!

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Ratties,

I blow the ancient horn of cheesedom and call this meeting to order--let our following words be entered into the canon of The Rat Union lore this day.

First order of business: Why is no one kissing me directly on my face hole at this very moment?

Second order of business: idk man, it's hard coming up with a new bit every week okay damn just like keep being cute and make me sad that I can't be touching your naughty bits right now.

My week has been pretty good, both polyam-wise and just in general. On Saturday I accompanied my NP to her first ENM social event, so that was kind of cool to see her out and about doing the socializing thing. Monday I am probably going to another one, and this time I am def going to be cool and have hot babes falling head over heels for me, right? Next week a game I am excited for comes out, so I'll be obsessed with that for a hot minute I'm sure. Aaaaaand I officially passed the 20 pounds mark in the "make PM_CGR a hot babe" weight loss challenge.

Tell me about your week, be cute (this ones easy for you), eat cheese and sin, and lets fkn get our Friday v i b e s on.

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Rat Union Question(s) of the Week:

• Putting the ratties on the spot since I am trying to better myself by losing weight: What is something you wish to better about your life or yourself, and how are you willing to commit to starting that journey this very week? Let me and your fellow ratties hold you accountable.
• If you could get paid a living wage to do anything you want as a job, then what would you be doing?
• And, as always, you may treat these as my personal office hours if you have any questions for your fearless leader directly. <3

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Feeling lighter,

PM_CGR

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