This resume
Posted Sep 4, 2014, 4:26 PM UTC
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Marcus Aurelius? Epictetus or gtfo.
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Hey don't be dissing the Philosopher King.
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She got advice on her resume off of buzzfeed. How the hell does she plan to get a CPA?
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From http://www.reddit.com/r/Accounting/comments/2fd19n/please_give_me_an_honest_critique_of_my_resume/
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Good God, he was applying for an accounting internship? With THAT? Plus that buzzfeed article he was (poorly) emulating were ALL design related resumes, which I guess has more leeway in different format. Probably not so much with accounting.
Hope they set him straight... I'd be interested in seeing his 'real' resume later.
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Second attempt: http://i.imgur.com/eogVJGH.png
From: http://www.reddit.com/r/Accounting/comments/2fdd7d/ive_taken_your_critique_and_made_a_new_resume/
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Aww..... he's all grow'd up. sniff
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Looks so good.
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oh my god. I had to check what his source was.
Only an accounting major would think that abomination was the same thing as this letterpress inspired resume, lol.
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I don't appreciate your "only an accounting major" line. He got ripped apart in the comments.
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all I mean is thats not traditionally considered a creative or design oriented major. His design has all the elements of the other with none of the finesse that made it beautiful.
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I didn't think this was serious... holy shit.
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Aside from the barbarians at r/cringepics, I showed that around, and a lot people said they'd give him an interview just for the chance to meet the man ballsy enough to try that shit.
Also, I happen to think it's pretty good design. Easy to read, nice to look at.
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"So, K$# -- am I saying that right? "
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Fucking K$#%$@L
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Dat pillarboxing
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Jesus what the hell.
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I was expecting something to pop up and say "Would you like to know more?"
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lol. Of course he was a Best Buy sales rep.
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Oh man, I'm a subscriber to that sub and saw this. We weren't quite sure if op was serious or not when he posted it.
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You know, I'd hire this person any day over someone who puts the following on the front of their resume:
Objective - To acquire a position within a dynamic working environment where I can utilize my skills to build a strong foundation and actualize my potential while positively contributing to the bottom line.
The only thing worse than that generic babble is when people actually put something specific and it has nothing to do with the job they're applying for.
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To acquire a position within a dynamic working environment where I can utilize my skills to build a strong foundation and actualize my potential while positively contributing to the bottom line.
Sure it's a tiny bit wordy but how would you describe your objective to be the best landscape maintenance engineer?
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how would you describe your objective to be the best landscape maintenance engineer?
"To be the best landscape maintenance engineer."
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Thanks for your resume! Unfortunately we are going with another candidate.
That image is nightmare fuel.
oh yeah ... it's not really a good match actually.... let me think about this --- fraktur gothic is the font class i need
http://i.imgur.com/oAOuJJC.png there it is