Dejan Lovren boasts an impressive collection of Kinder egg toys!
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instagram.comPosted Jan 14, 2015, 12:37 AM UTC
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instagram.comHe is out of control and his crazy guy persona is having an effect in the dressing room
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Wow I can't believe some of the comments in this thread, what's wrong with you people. He is obviously buying Kinder eggs for his 2-year-old daughter and the reason he posted this picture is because he just got word that his wife is expecting another baby. They actually posted more pictures like this one hinting that they're expecting a son.
Can confirm this though, kids absolutely love them things. When I was a kid (or if you have a kid) there's no better feeling than opening up a Kinder egg to see what kinda toy you got hiding inside, but sadly these days you have to build those toys. It's a European thing so I doubt that Yanks would understand unless they had something similar.
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I thought it was kinda cool
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I enjoy the occasional Kinder egg and i'm 32.
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I loved kinder surpises. XD now my kinder surprise is a fifa pack hahaha.
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Very few seconds on Google would tell you how many decades kinder surprise eggs have been in north America
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Damn, this brings me back as a young guy in his early 20s, here in the states we had a similar thing called Wonder Balls, similar sort of concept, hollow chocolate sphere with toys/stickers inside. Then a kid or two or maybe none choked on it because they didn't know what the fuck a Wonder Ball was and suddenly the Wonder Ball is the ballification of evil. Evil balled up. So now no more Wonder Balls. I envy you Dejan Lovren and all Europeans who realize that if shit is a choking hazard, maybe don't give it to your damn little tot, mofo will choke or not know what the hell it's for
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How high are you right now? Be honest.
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None man I was just on melatonin and a couple beers is all, I could certainly go for a nice toke
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"None" is the correct way answer to answer the question "How high are you?".
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Yes.
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You're not the same guy though.
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Just think how high he must be not to realise that.
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I remember when I was a kid and we had cereal toys and pouring it in to the bin so we could get a new box soon. I think something similar also happened, or knowing our country (UK) no kid ever choked but they were terrified of being sued
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Just tell your kid "don't choke on this. If you choke on this, that's on you, because I've showed you now not to choke on this" and problem solved. Ain't gotta have no bans flyin around though
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It's not the kids who are filing law suits mate. Some parents are just both bad at looking after their kids and happy to blame anyone but themselves.
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Oh of course man, the whole goddamn world has to be safe for kids to run around unsupervised, god forbid they get hurt now and again
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I have no idea of what should be the correct emotional response to this.
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What does he say in the caption?
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Who remembers this ? I am a true collector Kinder eggs . Today, unfortunately you have to spend 5min to compile toy. ( Quick Google translate, some things could be wrong. )
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Weirdly most look like one piece toys though.
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I think that's his point. They used to be one piece (like his collection) but now they're ones you build.
I got a puzzle in one the other day. What even is this.
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Definitely had more build ones two decades ago...
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When I used to buy them 25 years ago there were loads of build ones. It was half the fun.
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I think me and you have different interpretations of the word impressive!
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Can he defend them though?
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Agger collected tatoos Lovren kinder egg toys...
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I remember having over half of the terrapin collection among others, no idea where they are now, they were pretty cool. But I agree the quality of the toy inside the egg has diminished. I got a little crayon dinosaur in one a few months back.
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This guy is actually bonkers
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Why am I not surprised that he enjoys useless, immobile objects?
Edit: I'm sorry, lads. I didn't get this weeks groupthink memo.
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Fuck off, cunt.
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Not sure who's had the bigger mental breakdown Lovren or Mignolet
To be fair Mignolet didn't post his Happy meal collection on twitter.