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Neoscys

[Question] How do I approach other ents?

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Just wanted to know if there was some sort of phrase or question that I could bring up in a conversation to casually establish whether somebody is an ent or not? Just hoping to find out whether my cousin smokes pot without straight up telling him that I do.

Posted Aug 28, 2015, 9:33 PM UTC

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begrudged•

Just wear a goddamn Pink Floyd T-shirt.

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GoEaglesAyoo•

Do you know How many grams are in an ounce?

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maleia•

I have no idea what that answer actually is, but I would just assume, because usually an ounce is related to liquid which you wouldn't measure out liquids as grams.

xD

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GoEaglesAyoo•

... It's 28. Lol.

That's why a 1/8th is 3.5g's. Cause it's an 8th of an ounce, and so forth.

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bicycle:-]•

28.3 to be slightly more precise.

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graycountertop•

Just ask of they know what's up.

If they know what's up, they can hook you up.

Also "hey you smoke" works fine.

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NeoscysOP•

Not really looking for a hookup, just saw my cousin wearing a Big Lebowski T-Shirt and got curious :P

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maleia•

"hey you smoke?" will get you:

  • Non-smoker: "no".
  • (Cigs) smoker: "Yea"
  • Stoner: "Smoke what?"
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TheFacter•

Bonus if someone says 'Why?' they're currently stoned.

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ravenkain251•

Simply ask their opinion on how your state is handling legalization...if they answer favorably you can always ask if they smoke or not

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ssonti•

"Do you smoke?" - "Smoke what?"

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DatBowl•

Do you party?

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thorsdisciple•
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DatBowl•

Lol, what episode is this from? I love that show and don't remember this at all.

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thorsdisciple•

It's actually from the Christmas Special earlier in the series called, Dear Santa Claus, Go Fuck Yourself

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Hybyscus•

In my experience, that'd be slang for coke.

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ameoba•

...or meth & sex with another man.

"Hey, wanna party?" was also the standard line used by prostitutes when I lived in NM.

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s0cks_•

xDxD

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CloudrunnerOne•

I ask people I'm comfortable with if they like to "blaze" versus if they "smoke", most ents will pick up the difference.

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s0cks_•

but it kinda makes you look like a poof in england, just gotta be straight up

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CloudrunnerOne•

I was gonna add "here in SoCal" but I thought it would be universal. Blaze on, bruddah! ;)

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s0cks_•

hahah stay stoney bro :)

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zappy99299•

Throw some stoner lingo around in casual conversion and see if he gives you any looks. Maybe like "fiend","Bogart", something along those lines

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HunterHx•

TIL I don't know stoner lingo.

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zappy99299•

One hitter quitter? Marco polo? SCOOBY SNACKS? DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T KNOW SCOOBY SNACKS?!?!?

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aoideos•

Thats what happens when you smoke alone :(

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zappy99299•

Find buddies

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hooe•

I know all these things but I don't think I know them how you know them

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zappy99299•

.... you know one hitter quitter?

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turtleFarts6969420•

Ah yes I remember when I was first called a fiend.

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zappy99299•

Jostyn???

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