Don't worry, it's not used lol. He just found it while unzipping every pocket on his diaper back pack and decided that it was his new toy. Whatever kid, as long an I can clean the kitchen without having to hold you the whole time. Now my only dilemma is if I get some coffee when I'm done or just skip straight to beer...
Posted Jan 28, 2016, 4:13 PM UTC
My brother used to use moms tampons as slide whistle when he was a kid... He preferred the used ones.
D: ewww
Whatever works, so long as it is clean!
(dating myself as over 40 here)
Ever see The Young Ones where Rik found one?
skip to about 1:40
Hadn't see it before, but definitely something I will be watching more of, thanks!
My kid loves my panty liners. Likes to crinkle them, and then eventually he gets a boring sticker! Whatever. He's happy.
I feel like you probably deserve a beer.
I try sooo hard to keep my drinking to weekends when son is at his dad's house, but the two incisors he has coming in (both on the top, cut on the same day fml) are starting to break me more than ever. Btw, love the username.
Ugh. I'm so over incisors! Kid doesn't want to nap today either. I know I'm getting a beer after bed time.
My 2 year old pulled a new tampon out of the bathroom this morning. She said, "mom whats this?" I said "its for really big girls who are much older then you -when they bleed out of their vagina." 2 year old just said "oh ok" and put it back. The 4 year old looked at me and said, "mom you have a lot of blood that comes out of your vagina, how old are you?'
Lol. I told her I was 24. Which is a lie, I have a 19 year old. Pretty funny I think.
edit: damn english
Mine would find unused tampons (non applicator) and chew chew chew on them when she was teething. Just not a nice image!
Haha, my kid pulls them out of the box in the bathroom and tries to hand them to me. "Mama, tampon?" hands tampon
My 3 yo found one in my person and keeps asking me to open it so he can eat it. I think he thinks it is a granola bar or something.
My daughter tucked one of her baby dolls in my bed with a pad underneath it. I caught her opening it last night, might as well let her get some joy out of it.
Thats how I thought too, until kiddo tried multiple times to force it onto my belly button. Now he's just throwing random shit in protest that I threw it away. Anyone need a free toddler? All the accessories are included!