The real-life human race suddenly gets a psychic field similar to the Orks

Idea taken from here

Anyways, let's say WE, the REAL human race, receives the Ork psychic field - What is the strongest fictional civilization we can now take?

Posted Feb 5, 2016, 9:17 PM UTC

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Chezni19•

Orks are consistent, they all want to fight. I'm not sure what the human psychic field would get us.

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fireballbren•

Maybe praying to god would affect some kind of measurable change in the world? Considering how many billions of people think it does.

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boredguy456•

That gets pretty high tier. The only reason Orks haven't taken over the galaxy yet is because they are literally too stupid to realize that they are all psykers. Give that steamy hot plotonium juice to humans, stuff gets really broken really fast.

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Rokiyo•

Memes become true and suddenly Randy Orton literally can RKO absolutely anything from "outta nowhere" and take no damage in the process.

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crumpis•

Well, let's see who'd get the most support with the least amount of convincing...

Alright, so we have Bernie Sanders powered by the redditz and Trump himself as the two biggest players on the planet.

I'd say we could take on at least the Xeelee thrice over.

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moartoast•

right but they have to go up against Putin first

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crumpis•

Hmm, we need a seperate thread for this.

Reddit-Sanders vs Donald "The Wall" Trump vs "The Motherland's Father" Putin vs The Supreme Leader Kim-Jong Un.

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Brentatious•

Well seeing as the Gestalt field doesn't work for Orks if they actively think about it. We could probably take on ourselves without it?

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Kalean•

Depends on how much juice an individual gets out of it. I believe very strongly in my ability to exploit super powers, and could very strongly convince others that I am top tier in this regard. In fact, given my Guild Wars/Secret World/DnD builds (ever heard of the 55hp monk?), I have already convinced many people of this.

If I could convince enough people of my exploitative prowess (perhaps through a viral youtube video with 100 million views?) that I became able to consciously manipulate the Gestalt field to exploit it, I could probably do some crazy shit.

Like, Pun-Pun levels of crazy. Do not underestimate min-maxers, we are scary. And should never be given super powers. Of any kind.

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BlitzBasic•

55hp monk?

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Kalean•

Rather than go into a lot of detail - basically I abused a few mechanics in Guild Wars that gave your character additional power/utility at the cost of lowering their maximum HP.

I lowered that maximum HP incredibly low (55), and used a combination of spells that prevented any damage you took from exceeding 10% of your maximum HP (5) and reduced any damage you took by 5. The end result is that you would take 0 damage.

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Gutzahn•
Energy +6 (Requires 5 Blood Magic)
Health -50
Energy +3 (while Enchanted)
Energy +3 (while Hexed)
Energy +5 (while Health is below 40%)

Never forget.

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Kalean•

Couldn't if I wanted, believe me.

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