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Tracker83

My print me cards. How do they look?

My print me cards. How do they look?

Posted Jun 19, 2016, 6:47 PM UTC

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CharagrinSales Manager•

Que line of customers asking you how to attach documents to the email on their samsung berry jphone 11 minus, and asking you to enter the I'd for them.

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kirashi3Former Canadia Land Consultant / Tech•

Do I have to have the 11 minus model? I only have last years' 9.5 multiplication plus model...

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CharagrinSales Manager•

I'm sorry, that model is no longer supported so I am unable to aid you, however, we have a promotion for Verizon where I can port your number, get you a 2900 dollar bill credit, 5k cash card, rub your back, transfer your contacts, sign over my house, and get you the newest bananaberry se57x plus plus phone for only 40 bucks. Best part is you don't sign anything, I just give you the phone.

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kirashi3Former Canadia Land Consultant / Tech•

Wow, that almost sounds too good to be true! I can't believe I even get a new house with the upgrade. What's the catch?!

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CharagrinSales Manager•

A credit hit, a high bill, generic promos everyone offers but we pretend are exclusive, pay for every question you ask us, get pressured into squaretrade, we use a alcohol wipe on your phone, sell you overpriced accessories, and kick your dog.

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berficaCopy and Print•

Uhg, I am so tired of customers saying they don't know how to use their tech! I've had customers ask me to log into their email before, but they didn't know their password or anything! They thought I could just do it, and they get mad when I say I can't!

We got this one guy that comes in all the time and makes us use his laptop find his documents, and email them. He says he doesn't know how to use a laptop! WTF how do you own a expensive macbook pro and not know how to use it!!! Haaateee. Plus it's dirty. Rawrg

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CharagrinSales Manager•

Have a tech come over and charge him the custom config sku every time he needs help. He will get the message, or the store will get money. You also have a per minute sku for design, use that.

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MuchoMangoesWelcome to PopCopy•

This is awesome! What a great idea. Would it be weird if I asked for the file?

I'm not a supervisor, but the CPC supervisor is taking a week off and it's literally just me all week :(

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Tracker83OP•

As soon as I figure out how to attach it I will do that.

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berficaCopy and Print•

Awesome idea!!

Remade it in photoshop

Link

(I think dropbox works as work... can't remember)

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berficaCopy and Print•
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PurePandasCopy and Print•

Missing oxford comma. Reprint and give full refund.

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linuxkaliEditing fees may apply.•

Instructions unclear, Liquid Armor applied to Oxford shirt.

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Tracker83OP•

I was thinking about " If you don't know how to use your phone why did you spend so much money on it?"

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risunokairuSales Manager•

What is in the back?

"If you want me to do this, then you need to wait in line and the turn around time will be 24 hours."

"No, I will not do this for you on the self serve machine."

"No, I do not know how to use your phone."

"Yes, this code expires at midnight."

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Tracker83OP•

I don't know if this breaks any rules on this reddit but if anyone wants the pdf message me your email or store number and I'll send them over. Or if someone could give me an idea on how to link it I'll do that.

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kirashi3Former Canadia Land Consultant / Tech•

Dropbox works wonders, just sayin...

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kpanda12P&MS Beast•

I made something like that, too. They're super handy. We have to keep them behind the counter, though, and hand them out on an as-needed basis. Customers have said good things about them.

Yours are super clean. Me likey.

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SharkyShoe•

You could upload it to Google drive

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rjemxcpcCopy and Print•

made something like this for my store, the ones i made are a bit wordy, its double sided. Complete instructions on back of card because customers are dim. Barely use them anyway, customers don't like having to do it themselves and coworkers just give the store email.

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VAPRxCopy and Print•

Is it pretty clear when the self serve copier has this option? I am assuming that we do not have these, but it may have been something no one knew about. Oh how this would make shit so much easier for me! I spend a lot of time doing the print me's and 9/10 it is just a FedEx shipping label to use our drop.

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MuchoMangoesWelcome to PopCopy•

At our store only our color self serve printer can do it (so of course we only have 1 color self serve). It's pretty clear. After sliding in your card and selecting "print" the next menu will have a "print me" option. Super convenient, when people actually know how to use it.

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VAPRxCopy and Print•

We have 2 colors in self serve, but I am almost certain we do not have the print me option. We just started making customers with a low amount of copies go there, and I have the pleasure of showing all of them how to use the copiers.

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47hourweeksManagers Techboi•

Can you please upload to Dropbox this is an awesome card!!!!

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