Yet another tightness and labia misconception. Context: nude fitness model with noticable labia.

Yet another tightness and labia misconception. Context: nude fitness model with noticable labia.

Posted Mar 11, 2017, 7:31 AM UTC

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filterless•

I've seen lots of comments like this and this just occurred to me - do they think that noticeable labia are a prolapsed vagina? Oh god.

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rf1170•

My friend referred to her prolapse situation as The Hamburger. I have to say, that's a pretty accurate description.

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D1G1T4LM0NK3Y•

Roast beef

Edit: Apparently I'm an idiot and didn't realise a prolapsed vagina did not mean enlarged labia. My apologies for being an ignorant ass

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fuckitx•

No

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Duke_Cockhold•

Lol some explain why Hamburger gets voted up and Roast beef gets voted down.

Edit: Thanks for the gold!

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casterlywok•

Because roast beef is an insult that red pillers and incels use to be derogatory about women.

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tinymacaroni•

Because roast beef is commonly used to insult people with prominent labia minora, hamburger is not

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Roast beef is usually what people use to make fun of visibly longer labia, hamburger was a term used to make light of the person's own medical issue.

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thirdhamOP•

That's my guess

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burkean88•

I believe the medical term is "inside out penis".

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Makewhatyouwant•

This was from a Republican Congressman, right?

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astropubs•

Bro everyone knows that Congressmen diddle other dudes which is why they don't know anything about women anatomy. Just remember not to play footsie with guy in the stall next to you in the bathroom.

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To be fair, he was a senator.

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vacuousaptitude•

Congressperson can refer to both senators (senate) and representatives (house) However representatives can also refer to both senators and house members.

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Vlascor•

If not from a Republican Congressman, I'd say a Republican/Trump Supporter.

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ryanknapper•

The vagina is different than the vulva.

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I think this is going to eventually become my personal mantra.

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dogGirl666•

But they both start with the letter V. Must be the same thing./s

That's like thinking that the prostate and penis are the same thing.

It's like every grade school boy's understanding of "down there" on a girl.

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oboeplumyou cannot blame it on stereotypes lol....it has to be biology•

Don't you just love it when your girl sucks on your prostate?

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mred870•

Bulbgina.

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ediblesprysky•

Which evolution of Bulbasaur is that?

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mred870•

Penisore. 3rd gen.

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jonrock•

Relevant comedy: http://teamcoco.com/video/matthew-broussard-07-25-16 (I'm trying very hard not to just say the punchline in this thread.)

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thisbitchneedsredditFarts build up in your pussy overnight•

That bit is so great. He looks so proud of himself.

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blueeyedconcrete•

He should be he's great!

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QueenShnoogleberry•

I went to the dentist last week. I spent an hour with my mouth wide open as I get a filling.

By their logic, should I never be able to swallow food properly again?

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AuntieKitty•

By their logic, you can identify nose-pickers by their prominent septums and people who poop regularly have larger than average buttocks.

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QueenShnoogleberry•

I only consume pureed food. I don't want a gaping, loose, flappy anus.

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AuntieKitty•

Make sure you don't consume new food each night. Only a stable long-term relationship with nice, white pureed food will prevent gaping arseflaps.

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QueenShnoogleberry•

Gotta keep it tight. I don't want to be one of those Solid Food Eaters who is constantly shitting uncontrollably.

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poopcasso•

I wanna see that labia to verify who's correct

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joannagoanna•

What? How would seeing her labia help you know who's correct? Correct about what? You know labia size has nothing to do with vaginal tightness, right?

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DeathDalek•

I just assumed it was a neckbeard-y way of asking for a nude.

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silver_teacup•

Is there a non-neckbeardy way of asking for nudes?

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AiskhulosWrite your own teal flair•

send nudes.

^^^^^^jk

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ziggurism•

It's a joke.

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typhoidgrievous•

Just not a very funny one

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ediblesprysky•

That's what they all say.

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descuidadojose•

Guys I think it actually was.

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yildizli_gece•

It's like we're in Inception now (literally the same conversation as the screenshot)...

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