[Spoiler] Schaub must have forgotten about his fight with #3 Travis Browne
twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/856009540621...Posted Apr 23, 2017, 5:16 AM UTC
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Brendan goes to pay for his coffee, hands the cashier some bills.
"Am I making cents? Does that make cents?"
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Brendan sprays his cologne. "Does this make scents?"
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I can practically smell that scentence from here.
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I enjoyed this comment much more than I should have.
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Leave him alone he's special
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You must watch the guy a whole lot to know all that. Lol
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Pretty much in a nutshell. It's hard to not shit on a guy like schlub
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There's a whole army of creeps that follow his every move so they can run to the internet and crawl around the forums talking shit about him. It's super weird.
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Those people are called losers
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people like being angry
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Damn dude. Why are you so invested in someone that you clearly highly dislike?
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What he say it's deleted?
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He had pretty much written a 5 paragraph essay trashing Brendan Schaub in great detail. He knew him as if he listens to every single one of his podcasts.
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Give him a break, he's got brain damage
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His whole response was fucking gold..
(Schaub) well...my name is Brendan not sure what "brain injury" youre referring to my man. i just stopped because of several reasons and it was the best choice i ever made.
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I think he was discussing the one which causes you to confuse words such as bear and beer.
Rolls Royal
*Royal's royce
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Outed? There are pictures of the two of them all over instagram. What's scandalous about that? **edit I see now you said he outed their open relationship. I didn't catch that. Could have been a dick move, but shit happens.
Anyways you're taking this way too seriously. He's a good friend of Joe's and Brian's and they are certainly not looking for anything in return. Sure they gave him a platform, but it's not something anyone could just pick up and do. He capitalized on their initial generosity, proved himself to be good at podcasting, and is now making a great living. I've heard Brian mention that his own life changed after partnering with Brendan. Brian's podcast game and comedy game were both vastly enhanced by the massive audience that Brendan helped build. So if anything, he's already given back plenty just by being a good friend and working hard.
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Wouldn't it suck being his friend and having him tell your personal info to people for podcast views and merch sales?
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He accidentally outted it? Hmmm Link?
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You're way too invested. Quit trying to get support from your hate group and do something productive.
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Have you got a link to the show Brandon outed him like that?
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This is disturbing... did you fuck your partner or something. Never mind looked at your post history, explains a lot.
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You need help. Professional would be an understatement.
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Thus we have a Brandon Schwab meme.
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What is this post supposed to mean? That Schaub was unranked when he fought Travis, so he shouldn't talk about unranked fighters fighting top 5 opponents?
Schaub got merked in that fight, and I'm sure even he would admit to that. If anything, that proves his point even more. Ya'll try way too hard to hate everything this guy does.
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I don't hate EVERYTHING he does, just that he's a sell out, and he tries too hard:
Example. michael rapaport comes on his show and uses "fucks" as a verb, and it comes across as funny & natural. Schaub starts using "fucks" as a verb and it comes across as trying too hard and way too uncomfortable. The fighter & the kid was way more entertaining when he was Bryan's sidekick. The sooner he realizes it, the better.
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I don't hate EVERYTHING he does
He tweets, and you make a post on r/mma about how he should STFU about unranked fighters fighting top five opponents, because... when he was an unranked fighter, he had a bad fight against a top five opponent? What?
Example. michael rapaport comes on his show and uses "fucks" as a verb, and it comes across as funny & natural. Schaub starts using "fucks" as a verb and it comes across as trying too hard and way too uncomfortable. The fighter & the kid was way more entertaining when he was Bryan's sidekick. The sooner he realizes it, the better.Example. michael rapaport comes on his show and uses "fucks" as a verb, and it comes across as funny & natural. Schaub starts using "fucks" as a verb and it comes across as trying too hard and way too uncomfortable.
Or, Michael Rapaport is his friend, and friends who hang around each other find themselves using each other's phrases/ acting like one another, because that's just how normal human interaction goes.
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Normal human interaction does not seem to be something that a lot of redditors are familiar with.
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Edit: wrong reply
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Or, Michael Rapaport is his friend, and friends who hang around each other find themselves using each other's phrases/ acting like one another, because that's just how normal human interaction goes.
Woah bro. Let's not get crazy. It's not as if every single one of Schaub's friends now say "don't get it twisted". Only he steals shit. He's a liar and a fraud. He's a stealing lying fraud, and I heard his dick is disproportionate.
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Holy shit, those are the words of a hater who has never accomplished anything in his life ever. What a saddo.
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I don't hate EVERYTHING he does, just that he's a sell out, and he tries too hard:
He is 34 years old with a successful business. Sponsorships don't mean he is a sell out.
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your obsession with him is not healthy
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Dumb. Artem wasn't getting lit up bell to bell. He had his moments in every round.
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And arguably won the first one.
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I thought he clearly won the first tbh, but I watched the fight with no commentary and apparently they favoured Swanson pretty hard.
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Me too. Won the first for sure.
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Lol yeah it was brutal. I was questioning my eyesight since it looked to me like artem won that one but it sounded like it was easily cubs, but then the round 1 stats were shown in rd 2 and artem had outlanded cub like 2:1.
They were quiet when artem landed shots and seemed like there were a lot of calls for cubs shots landing that looked like they whiffed. I think cub won decisively and had him 49-46, but the commentary sounded out to lunch.
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I don't think he out landed him 2:1. Round 1 stats were like 29-24 Artem or something
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Yea you didn't hear artem's name mentioned at all. But every few seconds they talk about cub jabbing etc
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I was honestly surprised at round one. I was worried that somehow Artem had mastered the art of the mind-fuckery from Conor or something. Cub seemed surprisingly apprehensive in round one
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After round 1 he was ABSOLUTELY getting lit up. It was bad. He was hitting arms and getting pot shot.
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Lol
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Schaub is OK. Fun at times, annoying at times but who isn't at one point or another.
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Shut up Schaub i know that's you
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100%
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Yeah, he is not the brightest candle on the cake, that's for sure, but to me he comes across as a good guy, mostly.
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Oh forsure
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OP is disturbingly obsessed with schaub.
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for sure
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Redditors keeping it creepy since 2005.
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Yes, I must be. I average about 0.5 posts a day on reddit, and have made maybe 5 posts in 2 years about him. Maybe 6 now including this one.
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Yes, you must be....especially when you post crazy shit like this;
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Lmao all you have to see is an essay with the words "He is special" at the beginning, I don't even have to read this whole thing.
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Well it was a reply to a comment that said "Leave him alone, he's special."
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He has a whole box of files on Schaub: http://imgur.com/a/ZfKQ3
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If I type an average of 150wpm, how long does that post take me?
Assume what you say is true, the same can be said with you to me. So aren't you worse obsessing over someone who is obsessed with someone else?
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You're just making yourself sound more unhinged, to be honest. Have a good one.
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lol if you're able to consistently type that fast without having to stop and think you're clearly obsessed
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This is so sad
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Are you an amateur fighter that lost to Brendan once upon a time?
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Artem would KO Schaub stiff
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A strong breeze would.
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Awful take, but you got that hivemind love though. Yay!
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Schaub: "All the Cheeto fingers online need to get a life, and stop bringing up Ronda
*10 minutes later no one talking about Ronda
Schaub: You know, it's sort of like the whole Ronda thing (talking about something totally unrelated to Ronda) because I know her so well you know, but I don't want to get into it.
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It's funny, because I've listened to the podcast for so long, I've seen the "Ronda situation" evolve.
Back in 2015-ish, Schaub said something like "If I told listeners about who I've dated, my ratings would go through the roof."
Then in like 2016 he says, "Since Ronda and I were... ya know... friends.. cough cough.. for so long.. I know a lot about her."
To just saying: "Yeah we dated for a while. She's super intense and crazy."
I just find it funny honestly. Dude just enjoys hearing himself talk sometimes.
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Really?
I get the total opposite vibe.
This is a guy with a gigantic ego who dated literally the biggest star in the UFC (for like two straight years) and he mentioned that shit hardly ever.
This fucking subreddit exposed their relationship and talked about it far more than he ever did. In the earlier JRE's he'd literally change the subject if someone brought it up.
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Yea but everyone loves to hate on him so we can't look at it objectively can we? This sub is embarrassing sometimes.
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"I'm gonna say this, and you know I'm like the biggest Conor fan, the biggest, but this matchup is not smart for him" -Brandon Schwab before every Conor fight
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Wouldn't his fight support his point?
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I think that's what he is trying to say. He knows what happened
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Is this another schaub hating circle jerk off
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The moron who posted this is secretly in love with Schaub and is trying to ruin his career.
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"HEY MAN, FER SHER lift your shield before talking trash about my work ethic. Have you seen my tv shirt sales? I'm a fashun mogul. Does that make cents?"
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I think it's more like:
Fighter & The Kid Podcasts Schaub: I hate talking about fights, it's so boring, like the UFC sucks
Big Brown breakdown Podcasts Schaub: I Love the UFC, Dana White is a smart business man you know, I never miss an event.
Fighter & The Kid Podcasts Schaub: Reebok sucks, don't buy any PPV's, I illegally stream them all
Big Brown breakdown Podcasts Schaub: I order all the events, I never miss a single one.
Fighter & The Kid Podcasts Schaub: Everyone knows I beat Andrei Arlovski even though I lost (really it was a boring fight and at most it was a draw, so stop talking about it)
Big Brown breakdown Podcasts Schaub: Everyone knows I beat Andrei Arlovski even though I lost (again, REALLY boring fight, and at most it was a draw, so stop talking about it)
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You're in love Brother.
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I'm not saying you're wrong, but I don't understand why you keep following him if you hate him so much.
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So true
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You're a little crazy eh? And he defs beat Andrei
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Thank you for this
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Yea schaub wasn't a UFC champion who cares he's still rite about this statement get over it.
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I have seen way more one sided fights between two top 5 guys,this was a good fight.
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I've seen a fight that looked worse than all the bully beat downs put together and it was between two champions.
Edit: Make that two fights between champions.
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Yea there's always going to be worse situations how's that relevant?
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Exactly
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How's it still right? It wasn't a shitty fight. An unranked guy and a top 5 guy just put on a great fight. So his point is not valid. If it was artem getting starched real quick brendans post would make sense. But since the fight went all five rounds and was a great fight it doesn't make sense to argue against top guys facing unranked guys
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Fans get confused into thinking just because it was a 5 round fight that somehow it was competitive no Artem was a punching bag with a great chin. Props to him for having a good chin but he didn't belong in there with Cub.
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Ok
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Well great for cub, I feel artem is getting way more credit then he deserves. Cub hasn't got a ko in like 7 years. He kicked and punched him all night, it wasn't even close, artem got the brakes beat off him. 209-103 sig. strikes. Cub got twice as many. Artem got his ass kicked.
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Yea extremely one sided
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its funny because hes one of the original guys to only push for and encourage money fights.
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Lol that wasn't a money fight
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im just talking in a general sense not his fight with browne. Schaub has been pushing the ufc to only book money fights and now he kinda hates it but hasnt officially admittly regretted it.
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My mentality at this point in my life is why spend time giving attention things or people that you dislike. I don't like Schaub but if you feel the same way, how can you know all of this, follow him on Twitter and then talk shit?
You enjoy torturing yourself.
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This is OPs 6th post about Schaub. That's fucking weird.
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It's Callen I guarantee it
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Schaub is retarded. The first reply is on point
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Unlike Schaub at least Artem showed a chin.
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What fight was he watching? Was he just determined to use that line?
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FOR SURE
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Wanting to better your career as an unranked fighter by getting a fight with a top five guy doesn't mean you can't say it's not good for the sport
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This guy is such a mongoloid troglodyte. Anyone who listens or takes advice from this headcase should take a long look in the mirror and then reassess their entire life.
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Hey man, it's tough
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Gadoosh!
Lose my number
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J-j-j-jacked!