r/Jokes•
Imsdal2

I don't understand why people say it's hard to quit smoking

I have done it twenty times a day for years now.

Posted May 10, 2017, 8:47 PM UTC

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DyLafin•

it's easier to stop smoking if you start drinking.
I think...

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Stringy63•

You still think? You're not drinking enough.

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Melik61•

Yu stil typ currect? U not drunk enoug

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tss1102•

Seriously tho- how do I quit

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corbie157•

My Doctor asks "Are you still smoking?" I said "yeah" "well, it's hard to quit" she says I reply "Probably, I haven't tried"

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llittle_llama•

Groucho Marx quote. Nice repost.

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Imsdal2OP•

Citation needed. Not all tobacco related jokes were his originals.

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