It's a tasteful space leapt from a design magazine, staffed by the kind of baristas who win competitions... in countries halfway around the world. It's 10 o clock in the morning on a Saturday. Who did you bring along? What are you working on? What kind of drink did you order?
Remember: no drama. We're sensible, mature adults here.
Posted Aug 18, 2017, 11:18 PM UTC
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Not me. I'm at home drinking vodka from a plastic bottle.
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Shittily I might add.
then we get tipsy and hit on the baristas together
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golden pickup line
I walk in wearing a giant hat while walking my 4 Borzois. I order a gin and tonic and get furious when I'm asked to leave.
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I remember seeing you were applying for jobs in Seattle; why?
You work in tech?
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Different strokes for different folks I guess. It's definitely not a bad area to live.
I see both places fitting you equally. The hipster Chew in the PNW, hippie in so cal
Community tables are legit the best at cafes.
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I'm sitting at home working myself into a frenzy worrying whether the brunch group is talking about how strange I am while they sip mimosas.
Nah they just think you're sexy (and also mature and sensible.)
Brought along: u/kingcobraninja. Come to think of it, I don't think we've ever been to a straight-up coffee shop together.
Working on: writing wolves.
Drinking: iced soy latte.
flat white to go
"I like my coffee like I like my women..."
lmao
I like my coffee like I like myself... I don't like coffee.
Sitting by myself staring at my almost dying phone waiting for someone to show up and worrying about what I'll do when the phone dies cuz I got there too early thinking I'd be late. I got a medium hot chocolate that I'm drinking too fast
Waiting for someone to show up to pick you up from jail
its my mom
im waiting for my mom
Do you need me to put money in your commissary
Yes please. Thanks Mom. Just take it out of my savings for now
Order a large coffee with room for cream. I look around before shrugging and adding Bailey's from the flask I have tucked in my coat.
I spend my time looking at my phone and looking up every once in a while to glare at the other patrons.
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You're trying to mix water and oil with this one my friend
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I dont go to coffee shops because I dont drink coffee often and I'm intimidated by all the choices. I'll just have a Dr. Pepper.
It's an acquired taste, but it's easier to acquire it when at a good coffee shop. I recommend going for an americano or a cappuccino.
I'm probably just drinking hot chocolate because I don't like the taste of coffee, even though the smell is amazing
I brought a book. Probably whatever fantasy doorstopper I'm reading at the moment but maybe something else.
I don't drink coffee, so this is just another drama fun thread I'm not included in ;_;
How about a tea and a scone? On me.
The instructions are too complicated.
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I swear I seen this happen.
10 am on a saturday? i am definitely still sleeping