Queefblast2000•

Its just a shame that the hole wasn't as deep as her soulless eyes.

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ColaMonkey36•

She fell through a hole in the stage, not off the side. She won't get any money because she appears to be fine and is also rich, but someone will be getting a talking to.

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I think we should spare a thought for the three normal-sized humans she nearly crushed to death as she fell.

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Dannyandmrs•

You are so wicked but you did make me snort with laughter

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6beeskneesWessex•

Presumably her eyes don't work too well, otherwise should would have been able to see the yawning chasm and would not have fallen into it.

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npfiiiWest Yorkshire = Best Yorkshire•

Was she on stage, or squatting over a mirror?

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u-viiStaffordshire•

Ew. Nice, but ew.

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FlysJoint•

Yes she used the actual fall as much as she can.

Now she needs to string out the aftermath for as long as possible. Whichever way it goes, I'm sure it'll be a story on the front cover of at least 5 magazines.

Gemma Collins - My fall HELL!

Gemma Collins - How I'm learning to walk again

Gemma Collins - How I regained my confidence after fall horror

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crewe-daveCheshire•

I though Vanessa Feltz had had some work done!

Never heard of Gemma Collins prior to this.

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Thunderkiss_65•

You ain't getting none of her candy

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crewe-daveCheshire•

Yeah I think thats a given...in fact I'm swinging away from 'accidentally left open' and more to 'structural failure' when it comes to that trapdoor.

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Milo_Hackenschmidt•

"Fat pay day"

 

^^^Heh...

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fishinbuttersauceGreater Manchester•

Apparently she feared for her life and started seeing the light. She will absolutely milk this .. she just fat and fell in a hole

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subs_only•

So...many....jokes...

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cubbishNorthumberland•

I've no idea who this cunt is but it seems like all I've heard these bastard few days is that she fell over. So bloody what?! Gahh.

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GhostythingManchester•

Who?

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takeel88•

I can’t believe how casually people are treating this incident. A hallmark of British television entertainment almost lamed by BBC incompetence.

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sid_snot•

Useless fat tramp misses hole non-shocker

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