Why have a pet cat when you can have a pet lion
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gfycat.comPosted Dec 2, 2017, 11:27 PM UTC
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gfycat.comKitty kat is nom nom nom on mirror.
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I can't even imagine being rich enough to not give a single fuck about a lion chewing on the side mirror of my Mercedes Benz.
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You see comrade, kaptalists stoping your imagination powers too after encroaching on internet. Come to Mother Russia.
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Those are some big murder mittens
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I love cats
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We sure this is Russia? Looks more like a meddle eastern scenario.
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This is Russia A guy in the car is Maga Pulya(Bullet) There’s a video somewhere on YouTube where he fights this puma
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This is a lioness not a puma
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I don’t know a lot about it but I’m gonna go ahead and disagree.
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That crazy dude is doin “the claw” to a lion.
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This fucking guy is off his nut. Who the fuck starts a slapping contest with a lion?
I wish I had a pet Lion🐯. 5 cats =/= 1 Lion
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That dude is filming while driving a car, that just doesn't seem safe to me.
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Spoilers: he died
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Ass
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The license plate is russian
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That seems like something they would do in the Middle East.
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Or Russia
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Southern Russia
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Middle East is massive. Be more specific. Most of the countries are broke af with only a few rich people.
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You know what I mean: UAE, Saudis Arabia, Kuwait, the places with crazy rich kids.
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The guys in the car look middle eastern. Possibly a Russian car stolen or just transported to middle east. Also street looks Middle Eastern af.
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In the beginning, you can see a Russian number plate. The vehicle is registered in Chechnya, by the way.
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Chechnya is kinda like the middle east
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More like Euro Asia
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If it’s Chechnya it could be weightlifter Apti Aukhadov - he raised a lion cub if I recall correctly
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Well to be fair 75% of all Chechens have also raised lion cubs.
Here is their leader https://www.thetimes.co.uk/imageserver/image/methode%2Ftimes%2Fprod%2Fweb%2Fbin%2F6cada7fe-b019-11e7-88ab-06bb8ee1988e.jpg?crop=1537%2C1025%2C0%2C0&resize=685
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Probably Chechens in their car somewhere in the Gulf. They like to visit those places.
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Russians are white middle easterners
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No.
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Pretty sure it's Chechnya, atleast the car licence plate region is 95 which is for Chechnya.
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Content doesn't have to be strictly Russia, your visualization of a normal day is good enough. We're here for laughs after all.
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To be fair, saying Middle East is way too inclusive, this shit only happens in the gulf countries.
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Good point.
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This is most likely the gulf, Chechens really like to go there.
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Why would that matter though?
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Lion availability
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I'm sure that is good for the lion.
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Lions are the national animal of Albania, Belgium, Bulgaria, England, Ethiopia, Luxembourg, the Netherlands and Singapore.
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more facts
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bad bot
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Good Bot.
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And they agree only native to one of those places
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Well tragically, they used to not be just native to one of those places.
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Never heard of the native English lion
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And it's only native to one of those countries!
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I love how she gently noms the mirror. :3
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Why have a pet dog when you can have a pet poodle?
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Poor lion :-(
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Gangster
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Because it’s sad as fuck for a lion to be a house pet
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My pug will fuck that cat up.
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A normal day in Chechnya (95 region)
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Such a Beautiful animal
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Where do people in these posts get lions? Like I've seen random people with lions before in this sub lol
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Better if bear.
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Causes pet cat is domesticated. And a pet lion may eat you.
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Eats the mirror lol
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Because I’ve not got enough space for one.
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Reminds me of that Saints Row mission.
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What is it with big cats and side view mirrors?
edit: changed cars to cats
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Side view mirrors help big cars with blind spots
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A pet lion IS a pet a cat
this guy knows his pussies.
Nobody on Earth calls cats "pussies." Why do people still find this joke funny?
Because maybe... just maybe... people have a different sense of humour than you..? That and you’re clearly a pussy. pussy x
Definitely was a past life pussy
Oh Pan_dBear you’re such a pussy
My mum calls my cat “pussy” and I cringe every time she says “where’s my pussy?” thank god I don’t live at home anymore.
Are you sure she was talking about the cat?
In Soviet Russia, pussy laughs at you.
Don't like the British say pussy
tweet bird would disagree
Hey fuck nut... you’re the dude that everyone forgets to invite to parties you intolerant pussy.
Right?! Still sits in a box.. jesus
Say that again again when your pet "cat" is annoyed and scratches your face off.
As if it doesn’t happen with smaller cats.
Unless he’s talking about the popular domestic animal we call a “cat”. Then OP is right.
I want one of these.
This guy pets.