Ban Toilets
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Posted Feb 16, 2018, 2:50 PM UTC
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[ALL] Lets talk steel
When the good king Hammurabi wrote our law on free citizens being allowed carry swords, all we had was bronze. The legislative bodies of the time had no idea steel would make swords twice as long and good for 600 swings a minute. Besides, the government has catapults and armored cavalry. You and your longsword stand no chance. Think of the children, turn in your steel.
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i want to know who can swing a sword 600 times a minute. They must be a literal god.
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Apparently the record for good cuts is 80ish a minute.
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I mean, not a good cut, but a shitty wrist flick cut might be possible to get that fast.
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maybe if you count a sawing motion as a "swing"?
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Or a quick wrist jiggle that technically moves the sword but wouldn't actually damage a target
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Weapon theory of murder vs. Perpetrator theory of murder
The line in the sand has been drawn.
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>theory of murder
Lmao
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Look dude, the proponents of the weapon theory of murder constantly try to sneak the perpetrator theory of murder into it by making a big deal out of the various affiliations of the perpetrator, whether true or not, they just call it 'socially inevitable violence'
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To compare it to a TOTALLY unrelated concept, I wonder if people who subscribe to the labor theory of value agree that holds in, oh, I dunno, gun violence. Or do they have to switch teams and accept in gun violence, labor is just one input to production of murder?
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I have a new theory of statism....I'm still developing it, but I call it "Socially Necessary Murder"
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im not even sure what were talking about anymore
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We don't need to ban toilets, just make everyone get a free government-approved psychological profile before using them.
Obviously toilet deaths are totally Capitalisms fault and while I oppose all hierarchy and The State, obviously if the state forced everyone be evaluated and categorized by their appointed doctors we'd all be safer. That or another holocaust but what are the odds.....
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You're obviously a shill for the Jewish toilet lobby, who are paying off politicians and sending their paramilitary wing, the National Toiletusers Association (NTA) to menace and assassinate political opponents!
Selling toilets to people is a license to print money, and basically you're a Jewish redneck republicunt.
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Don't forget to sage toilet shillposters
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At least you dirty commies understand the right to bear arms in self-defense is a natural right of all humans. These blood-sucking, boot-licking liberals will call Trump a Nazi in the same breath they use to call for a ban on guns without even acknowledging their hypocrisy.
Yes the great state who's police slaughter black men in the streets will keep you safe, the politicians who lead only to stuff their pockets will never betray you, the corporations who profit off your very being will never seek to control you... Let's just lay down our arms and roll over, forget that gun control has been wielded against the poor and minorities, forget that the right to self-defense will be restricted to those with the money and power to obtain guns and gunmen, lets all sing happy songs while we hand the keys of power to our overlords.
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Nevermind that gun control in california was a direct result of Reagan being terrified of poor people and black people having guns, we can't let reality hurt the left's pooer widdle feewings.
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Exactly, I have a black intersectional feminist Poli-sci professor whose husband is a cop, yet she doesn't trust most cops or the government, she thinks Trump is Hitler and all of western society is founded on white male supremacy. Yet she thinks guns are terrible and only cops should have them... WTF lady? You'd think if rape and hate crimes are suddenly such massive issues liberals would be encouraging these groups to arm themselves. It's like they all think they're oppressed but yet at the same time have enough power to go and only take guns from only the evil rural white men who run the country from their double-wide trailers.
I just want logical consistency, I'm fine with the rest of her beliefs and I can support them in many cases, but that kind of short-sighted emotional hypocrisy makes me want to use my 2nd amendment rights to blow my brains out.
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Well, she sounds like a wonderful lady who has her life all worked out. Cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug.
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Literally a shit post
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killjoy
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i prefer the term "funposting"
who the fuck gilded this shit, are you fucking retarded?
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the very serious people won't, but i like it!
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The very serious people should visit their nearest ER and have an Internet surgeon remove the stick from their anuses
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I know I have had my qualms with you in the past on this board. But you're on a tear today, and I would like to buy you a beer if you're ever in my town.
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thx But I'm a tee-totaling nerd.
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You don't have to drink it.
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Wait, holy shit, you're from Atlanta too? I'm currently expat in Florida right now, but I miss GA so much. This place is a fuck-hole.
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Been here three decades.
Florida generally sucks. I used to enjoy the panhandle because my wife and I had a sailboat down there. Then we traded the boat in for kids.
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The message paid for by Sensibe Humans Against Renegade Toilets.
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Nobody but amerifats need high capacity assault toilet bowls with reinforced seats and silencerd
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Their called suppressors. Jeez learn more about plumbing before you start supporting legislation that restricts our right to bear porcelain
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what have i done
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Toilets are a capitalist propaganda lie!
/s
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Wow. A literal 'shit' post.
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bigot
the politically correct term is "funposting"
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I'll meet you half way with 'Excretion Content".
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Or alternatively: end privy-ledge! The means of defecation should be publicly owned!
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Are you proposing crapscription?
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Just don't touch my ploperty rights.
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Ew
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gotta wipe this from your mind
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>TFW people want to ban guns--which is a right--after a school shooting but view it as oppressive to ban immigration from (((certain places))) after a major terrorist attack because immigration is a right privilege
As an aside, I think we honestly need to consider our supposed right to a "free press". When the founders were laying down the bill of rights, newspapers at the time could only be made once a day on a slow, unwieldy printing press. They couldn't foresee a time when we'd have high-capacity assault printers and daily news. For the good of society we should ban news organizations.
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I agree, free press ideals were developed before every cuck with a whore wife and a cat could start a "fact checking" blog.
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On a serious note, fact checking is insidious on the same level that "satirists" like Jon Stewart/John Oliver are: it's an assertion of a kind of authority. "Oh you can trust us, we're fact checkers. What, you actually believe that? Don't you know us fact checkers said it's total bullshit!"
you can do anything from "check" one side more than the other to insinuate that side "lies" more, or just pull utter opinionated bullshit like "hurr transgender girls aren't boys!!!" or in some cases just have a completely arbitrary declaration of what constitutes a "half-truth" or lie.
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Indeed, that's what I was alluding to.
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.....
logs out of blog
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Toilets wouldn't be nearly as dangerous if we just gave everyone a toilet
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TFW 30000 deaths= 3 deaths
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>tfw a pro-toilet shill wanders into my thread
you fucking psychopath, how many more people have to die before we implement Common Sense Toilet Control Legislation^^TM ?
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3 deaths are not worth restricting freedoms
30,000 are.
Math is not that hard.
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bigot
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We gotta regulate those toilets.
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I propose a compromise: squat toilets.
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I will never compromise with the French on the Bathroom Question, let alone the Indians.
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does the street count as a squat toilet?
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Obviously, hence the term 'shithole country'
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Wow just wow
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will you take up the cause for Common Sense Toilet Control^^^TM with me?
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Even capitalists cannot rationalize the monstrosity of these porcelain societal menaces
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If it made us more dependent on the state the left might actually make this argument.
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I find this post very offensive(look at my username).
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your flair is retarded
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thanks for the compliment
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yw
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difficult to believe that THIS is the top post in this sub
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it's glorious, yes?
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We cannot abide another senseless death by swirly.
I know places where they still have fully automatic flushing toilets.