A Time Series Analysis

You went minor, major,
minor, minor, minor,
I’m doing an all black thing now,
major minor downer.

Always the hypochondriac,
you developed a mild case
of melophobia and recommended
I stick to tambourine.

And all that was fine.
But after you came home
with hypersensitivity disorder,
compounded by your ongoing

battle against to-die-for
romper/wedge combos,
the data analyst in me
couldn’t help but notice a trend.

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