Hey Reddit, I'm a sixteen year old guy and saw the other post regarding advice for males at such age, which included a lot of people advising large amounts of sex. How do I acquire such sex?
Posted Mar 23, 2009, 5:23 PM UTC
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I can't help you while you're still in high school. But let me offer a few words of advice to you while you're still young enough to be saved. Those words are these: go to a warm weather college that isn't primarily known for engineering.
Jesus, kid, listen to me. For the love of all you hold dear, listen to me.
When I was in high school, I thought I was a smart fucker. So I picked a reasonably well-thought-of engineering-focused school to attend, one that was small and in the north.
This was a stupid, stupid thing to do.
Do you think there are many hot chicks at the Fortress of Solitude? No. There are not. Do you know why? Because hot chicks aren't into crystals or physics or whatever Kryptonese bullshit they did in the Fortress of Solitude. Plus it's fucking cold, and hot chicks who like to take their clothes off don't like to be fucking freezing.
God dammit. Think of what's really important. Do you think your studies are important while you're in college? Fuck no! I'll tell you what is important: jello shots and girls who lay out in bikinis, preferably combined. Please for the love of christ, don't repeat my mistake.
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i LOVE how gruff and angry this is.
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Imagine when he masturbates.
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Hand goes in glue, then ground glass, then lap.
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eugh.
that made me cringe.
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He'd put maddox to shame!
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The message in your passage belies your true self:
I bet you have a high paying job with that engineering degree.
And from your rhetoric, you are either a total badass or one clever talker.
I bet you get sex all the time
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High paying job, after how many years and dozens of hot chicks he missed scoring with because he's stuck in some shithole part of the country and working all the time?
Lesson #2. The above is also a terrible strategy for getting lots of good sex. - From my life experience.
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Schools such as U of VA with solid Engineering and 40%/60% ratio of M/W are perfect ;) go for those.
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UVA: Birthplace of Reddit.
And Sally Hemmings for that matter.
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Coincidence?!
I think so!
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is this /sarcasm or is UVA actually the birthplace? I go to a college in va, and I have always disliked uva, but if reddit is a child of their programs, i have to reexamine my position.
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Let me guess.... Liberty?
Seriously though, a Hokie? JMU?
I'm a VCUian myself.
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This is true, the creators of reddit are from UVA.
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There are a lot of hot girls here
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Agree completely : because you can go a reasonable state school somewhere, which will have reasonable engineering and about a million better prospects also attending there. Years later, I'm struggling to develop the social skills I never learned back then. Im sure mods will eviscerate me and say I never had them to begin with : but going to a school with 1000 mostly autistic peers does not give anyone much of an opportunity to improve : and I was very willing to explore.
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Oh my god this man is so right.
My school is entirely engineering (top of it's field in aerospace) and there are 700 girls out of 7000 men, half of which are rotc.
I never had a chance, plus about half of those 700 are meh.
We men here actually have a term for what happens to us, we call it 'Riddlevision'
and yes, it is a real condition.
Edit: side note, my campus is in daytona beach, so the beach being 4 miles away is a plus. (especially during spring break)
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michigan tech?
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Yeah right, I see chicks around my school all day who wear next to nothing and it's below freezing outside. It's nuts, I'm in two shirts, a thermal, and a heavy sweatshirt and they're wearing a skirt and cut-off shirt. I always point them out and go "Aren't you fucking cold?"
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I always point them out and go "Aren't you fucking cold?"
They're certainly not fucking you, in that case.
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True, but why would I want to get with their dumb ass anyway?
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Michigan Tech?
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Cute is different than hot. Sorry to burst your bubble.
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Hey you maybe cute and all, the problem is you have a weener...
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In the North-East? Didn't think so. Quiet yourself.
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But but, wrong.
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Penis + Vagina = sex
You have the penis, they have the vagina
You need to get your penis into one of those vagina
You are constructing your own barriers between your penis and the vagina, this is wrong. Be a friend to your penis, knock down those walls.
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Penis + Vagina = sex
You are seriously limiting your options with this equation.
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Basic math, keeping it simple. Having fucked more than my share of armpits, I am aware of many other formulas.
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You're missing one ingredient: Consent. That's the hard part.
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(penis + vagina)- consent = jail
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(penis + vagina) -consent +chloroform = profit!
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(penis + vagina) -consent +chloroform +police = jail again
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pussy on a pedestal...
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Lower your standards...
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The goat kicked me in the balls
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Get the goat to lower its standards.
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Knock it out and try again.
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"Lets be gentle, Bessy"
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dude just be yourself & enjoy life, its not about the quantity its about the quality.
edit Typo
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Quality vs. quantity... That's just what old dudes say. D:
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::Prepares for Downmods::
meh, I've hit off a fair share of chicks. Some were bad ass and did shit that blew my mind, some were awful and I had to teach them and it sucked.
When I was in my early 20's I didn't care. I fucked everything. In the process I burned a lot of bridges; I fucked over some really cool chicks, and was fucked over by some chicks too. I don't regret anything I did, if I had it all to do over again I wouldn't change a thing. Life is all about learning, you hurt and you hurt people in the process you find your true self.
But yeah I guess I'm an old dude now. Just want to pass along some wisdom that was never passed along to me.
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I feel like I'm on the same path as you right now (burning bridges, getting hurt, hurting, etc...) and it's a bit too interesting to stop, and I know I'll regret not living it up as much as I could when I am an Old Dude.
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Or when you meet that awesome chick that actually really just likes you. Then you will learn about the assholes that did to her what you do to other girls, and boy will it make you mad.
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Ghost, I'm the same as you, and I gotta ask - how do you expect him to ever pull anything of quality if he doesn't have the experience from having had the quantity?
I know a lot of older players, and the ones who weren't smooth from the start just don't remember that they once had to work for it.
Quantity until you know what you're doing, and then quality.
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I love me some bad ass chicks that suck your balls after shooting you up with heroin. Bonus points if they like to roll blunts for you.
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Some of the pain inflicted by you is possibly horrific and unforgivable.
I have no respect nor patience for such a backward view of sex.
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And remember to:
- Dress well.
- Women put as much importance on your shoes as you put on their jugs. No joke.
- Stubble.
- You need to have bass in your voice, practice makes perfect.
- Stand out in one way or another... you have to have something desirable about you that other guys don't have.. whether you practice on being the funniest kid on the block, or dance salsa better than any other guy out there (yes girls really do find a guy who can dance really well impressive).
- Work out so you're slim and look fit. Don't go too buff, that will make you look vain, women run from vanity in a man.
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Or, you could just do what I did:
I haven't changed my clothes in years; still have my sisters girl jeans which are all torn up; I have two or three pairs of socks and none of the colors match--most are pink or green;
shoes--any old pair I find on wires and street poles;
smoking a pack or two a day makes your voice sound all kinds of fucked up; in a sexy way;
the last two are basically drink and smoke a lot; spend all of your money that way and you'll be surprised how sliming you'll become;
I haven't held a job in years and all my monetary/housing support is provided by hot trust fund girls; They don't last for more than 6 months (year max), but there's enough of them to make it last into your 30's.
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i can vouche for this lifestyle.. cept.. i gave up living off the girls and got a badass job, now i just hang out with cool women all the time and try to keep myself busy with interesting hobbies
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Women put as much importance on your shoes as you put on their jugs. No joke.
Cannot put enough emphasis on that...
The rest of what you say is very true too
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As a teenage girl I agree. My boyfriend generally dresses like a pirate, like fake velvet coat with buttons, big frilly shirt and stuff, and that's great.But he always ruins it by wearing these stupid beige trainers with it all. I mean, why go to the effort of dressing up like that when you're going to wear trainers with it?
Whatever shoes you're wearing are fine, as long as they match your goddamn outfit.
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I don't understand the thing about shoes. I wear black boots with steel toes all day every day and haven't had a problem before. Does this only apply once you're a wage-slave?
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i'm fucking this up sort of, however i wear a style of shoes which is unique and looks cool with holes. works as a good conversation piece
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The few male dancer's I knew fuck their heart out.
*edit: I'm not going to edit this, I deserve the shame. I've been doing thi's too often.
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HOLY FUCK IT'S AN S!
GO, APOSTROPHE, GO!
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Women put as much importance on your shoes as you put on their jugs. No joke.
anyone want to corroborate?
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I ... don't really notice a man's shoes. Unless it's -20 degrees and a snowstorm and he's wearing sneakers (or worse: flip flops). Then I think he's an idiot.
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shoes, stubble, stand out....
This is one of the worst lists I've seen in a while. It's not just you.
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Stubble.
Careful! Not all men have enough facial hair to pull that off.
Edit: especially at 16.
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Clean shave is fine too.
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I have none of that but the bass in my voice, and that has gotten me nowhere. I'm assuming all of those qualities need to be combined :\
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I'm a girl and I vouch for this. Stubble is important. Light stubble. We like to run our hands and cheeks on it.
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This is actually solid advice.
Thanks, cpplinuxdude.
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Since you seem to know your shoes, I have a question from a shoe-newbie:
I tend to overwear my sneakers (Converse jack purcells) since I like them so much. I have a void in my shoe selection for evenings out that aren't formal - that is, I have good sneakers, I have some good formal shoes to go with a suit, but I don't have much in the nice/casual range that I'd wear with some good jeans and a button up when I go out. Any suggestions?
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Flip-flops. Always wear flip-flops. Success is judged by the tan on your feet.
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Clarks classic smart, casual, stupidly comfortable.
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I'd go with Asics - i.e. Onisuka Tigers (go on zappos and just search 'em)
Make you look stylish but not too much of a hipster. Most of the colorings are great, pick one that suits your best outfit and you're good.
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OR, win the lottery and buy a Corvette.
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Women put as much importance on your shoes as you put on their jugs. No joke.
My favorite freudians say this is because breasts are feminine phalluses as shoes are vaginal symbols. Like like Like.
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It's about quality and quantity.
Do note that screwing the same girl, even if hot, will get boring.
Eventually even sex with a different hotty each time gets boring.
As Felix Denis once said: Sex is like money, when you have none of it you can't think of anything else, when you have it you think of everything else.
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In large enough amounts, quantity has a quality all its own.
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Yeah, but herpes is a negative quality.
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or married guys.
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And virgins.
/cry
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I saw this post, and large amount of Redditors advised radicalheadphone to get laid as often as he could. I am confident enough, but I always end up becoming friends with them as the classroom setting isn't very relationship friendly. I frequently make conversation with many, but thats the thing. I can't just hit on girls while doing math equations or French verbs.
Furthermore I am not attracted to dumb girls or sluts (same thing I guess) which leaves a rather small amount of attractive and smart ones.
I don't really know where I'm going with this but I guess share your tips on how you got laid in highschool?
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Furthermore I am not attracted to dumb girls or sluts (same thing I guess) which leaves a rather small amount of attractive and smart ones.
Herein lies the problem.
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:-(
Standards ruin everything. That was my problem in high school too
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Some "sluts" aren't as dirty as you'd think - especially at 16. Most are just labeled "sluts" by other women that just aren't as sexual (yet - well, when you get older more will become more sexual). At age 16, as long as she doesn't look like trash and doesn't have a kid yet, who cares if other girls call her a "slut".
If you just want sex, don't be too judgemental or picky. Ditch the standards and surely you'll get girls, sometimes ugly - but at the same time, you'll be building up confidence and have a shot at more attractive girls.
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I probably shouldn't have said slut. I meant the cheerleader type whose giggle kills little children and who can't comprehend what a square root is.
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I didn't base it on sluttiness, but more on looks and intelligence and personality. I wouldnt want to hook up with a girl unless she had all three, which is rare
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Well, I know I was labeled a slut by all the guys in my year, then girls never said anything like that.
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Standards ruin everything.
Do you work for Microsfot, perchance?
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Spelling ruins everything too
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no worries, you're at a good place, it seems. don't worry about the dumb sluts, and i wouldn't really worry about the classroom setting for right now. at 16, i wouldnt be worrying about "having sex as much as you can" 16/17/18 is a good time to find some kinda nice girl and have a girlfriend, and you can have sex with her and get used to one another and comfortable having sex in general. then in college, when the idea of "partying" ramps up, your libido will probably be on the same pace, and you can get drunk and have a bunch of empty meaningless sex, that eventually leads you to the conclusion that it really doesnt get any better than some sort of stable loving relationship like you had in high school. but of course, by then you will have acted like a complete jackass chasing pussy that the girl you love wants nothing to do with you anymore. then after college you'll fight tooth and nail just to lock down one good girl again.
edit: if all else fails, WOLFSHIRT.
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wow, that's pretty much right on.
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No, no it isn't. It's a good recipe for self pity, though!
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Dumb girls and sluts are NOT the same at all.
Sluts are just girls who like sex and are willing to go after what they like. The term shouldn't be a pejorative. I know plenty of smart girls who enjoy sex on a regular basis. Do you like sex? Are you on Reddit trying to learn how to get MORE sex? Then don't judge.
Avoid the dumb girls but cherish the sluts.
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Thank you, slut, wherever you are.
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"I can't just hit on girls while doing math equations or French verbs"
You should never just hit on a girl. Guys who buy women drinks at clubs and go home alone hit on girls. It shows you are desperate and need them a million times more than they need you. Instead you need to focus on demonstrating value. Who are you and why should she care if you're around? Are you funny? Are you fun to be around? Are you interesting? or are you a hopeless romantic who is uptight and can't relax enough to have any fun? These are the types of questions you need to demonstrate through your actions.
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The whole point of conjugating French verbs is to help you hit on girls. Try this: ask a girl out in French. If your French isn't that good, just try it in a funny French accent.
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If that doesn't work, try it in Latin.
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"hopeless romantic who is uptight and can't relax enough to have any fun?" That's me how do I fix that?
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Work out, and get involved in a team competitive sport.
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Nah, you just lie to them more.
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Woah Woah Woah.
You're asking about tips on how to become a male slut, and you're not attracted to those of the female persuasion who are taking the same advice you wish to?
Further, you're trusting the reputation meter, which is highly incorrect.
Finally, my suggestion is learn how to properly eat out a pussy. That's the best way I know how to guarantee sex. (Trust me -- that's the best way to develop a positive reputation, and these things do get around.)
(It isn't only about the vag, though. Learn how to find a woman's sensitive spots without tickling her. Those ticklish spots are often the most pleasurable zones, but only once you have made her completely comfortable.)
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That thread is way to long for me to go back and read the entire thing.... BUT,..I have a feeling they did NOT mean: "Have as much sex as possible WHILE YOU ARE STILL sixteen."
The implication probably was more like: "Enjoy your youth (16 to early 20s) while you can." (and for you, if that means humping/sex0r, then go for it)
There's no "secret tip" to getting laid in high school (or during your 20's, or during your 30's...etc.etc) Just be yourself, get involved in some hobbies or extracurricular groups and be social. (course, if you go to school in some small bumfuck school out in the middle of nowhere,...well then your hand will be busy)
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youth equals early 20's lmao let me guess you are still in your twenties lmao.
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About to turn 36 actually ;)
No, I dont think "youth" ends in your early 20s, but considering the person I was speaking to is only 16, I felt like he would more easily identify with my advice if he could model it to his view of the years directly ahead of him.
Now get off my lawn. ;P
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ahh a geriatric like me I'm 39 next month. Where did the time go.
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Just some general tips:
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Just be yourself as much as you can without becoming a social outcast.
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Girls like guys that are confident. Nothing is more pathetic to her than guys that are begging for her attention.
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Lift weights, get some clothes you are proud of. Your clothes do not need to be expensive, but they do need to fit appropriately and be somewhat stylish. If you don't know what to get, find a friend that dresses well, tell her she dresses well, and ask her to help you. The main point of this exercise is that when you are feeling good about the way you look, you will be much more confident and attract girls.
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Don't be afraid of rejection. There are plenty of girls out there who just won't be into you for whatever reason. Just move on and don't worry about it.
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Girls ultimately have more power to choose than you. If you are looking to get laid, chose the girls that are dropping all those hints your way.
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Be clear about the message you are trying to send. If you want her to be your girlfriend invite her to do something that is definitely a date.
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Girls fight this constant battle between what they want to do and what they think other people will think of them. So be careful with your words. If you ask her "Would you like to come over to my place and watch a movie with me?" both you and her know that you will be making out while a movie plays in the background. However by some strange twist of illogic, this is much better than "Wanna come over to my place and make out?"
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Read Surely You're Joking Mister Feynman
Surely I'm joking, right? I'm not. Scroll down to the story headed "You Just Ask Them?"
Now go, and do likewise.
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good read and its very much true
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My brain is broken
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The whole thing is a good read.
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I'm a girl and of course got given the "You don't need to have sex, and don't sleep with lots of guys" advice. I'm so glad I ignored that, I would've missed out on a lot of fun experiences.
Although, try and find a nice girl to test the boundaries with, someone you feel comfortable with, so you can build up your confidence to move onto other girls. I did that with my friend, and it made things a lot simpler.
I'm 16 as well btw.
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How YOU doin'?
/creepy old guy
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I'm doing pretty good. Just chillaxing in my undies trying to get some graphics work done.
[/naive teenage girl]
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chillaxing in my undies
[defibrillator required]
/creepy old guy having heart attack
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Right now, you're just a 16 year old nerd. But with enough steroids and time spent in the weightroom grunting and sweating with other guys (which is totally not gay, btw), you will become the unquenchable stud, the Bro-LEET! Yeah, bro, I'm talking about: The Alpha Douchebag!
You gotta dream li'l bro. Then you gotta learn about waxing.
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Look - I got laid in high school because I had an absolutely gorgeous female best friend. That's not applicable unless you're lucky.
If I could go back and shake myself violently at about the age of 14, I would. The fact is that thin skin and shyness are completely useless in life unless you are a hot girl. You are not a hot girl. You're a boy.
Girls are attracted to guys that are different, who are NOT needy/reactive, and who that make them feel emotional in some way. I made girls laugh (not as effective as other emotions). Other guys made them horny. Other guys made them feel like shit. It's an emotion, and honestly, it works.
Since you are in high school, it would help for you to become popular (fucking funny or fucking athletic) or to take a leadership role in something containing a lot of girls (most clubs, class office if you can avoid being a chode, etc). (As an aside, I cannot BELIEVE that nobody else in this entire thread has given you this advice. reddit is a TERRIBLE place for social advice.) If you're 16, ok, it will take a year or two. Never think "next two months". Always think "next two years". Map out the goal and reach it. The idea is to be a male that stands out in a way that girls find socially desirable.
I could tell you to torrent all the RSD and MM (now LS!) stuff, but I'd be viciously downmodded, but really, torrent it and watch it all.
Have fun!
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I'm dead serious here. Just start paying exorbitant amounts of attention to a semi-unattractive girl. She'll sleep with you within a week if you keep at it.
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With the caveat that even unattractive girls can be self-absorbed, controlling bitches.
My brother was married to one.
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Very true.
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Honestly, this just makes you look needy and desperate. Girls enjoy the attention but would never sleep with someone this pathetic.
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Date moar. You don't have to have sex with everyone you go out with. Maybe the girl who acts dumb to fit in during cheerleading practice is actually a huge Battlestar Galactica fan and secretly dreams of going to MIT. Maybe the girl labeled "slutty" by her peers is actually a chaste young lady who dares to speak out in defense of sexually active women who are bullied for their choices, and thus gets lumped in with them.
If you ask 100 girls on a date, there are only two worst-case scenarios:
- You hear "No," 100 times, which is actually a silver lining because you will stop caring about rejection and be able to approach whoever you're attracted to without fear.
- You hear "Yes," 100 times and have to reneg on 90 of them because you're out of time, money, and places to go.
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I'm replying directly to your post so you get it in your messages, although it will probably be lost in this long thread and nobody else will read it.
It is impossible. Once you truly realize and accept this, then it will be possible.
Girls don't want a guy that just wants to have sex. So when you are with them just forget that you want to have sex with them. That should be the last thing on your mind. "It is impossible" merely means that you will never attain your stated goal if it is constantly on your mind. Once you are able to let go and completely remove the desire/thought from your mind while with girls, then you have the possibility to attain said goal.
This is a paradox, I know, but it works.
Now, when you are with girls, and you are not thinking about having sex with them, you need something to do. Just be cool, do things that you are good at, be impressive. Girls like confident guys and the best way to be confident is to focus on things that you are good at.
When you are not being impressive, listen. They like this for some reason. It makes them feel important.
Don't get attached. Once you have been impressive and confident let them know that you are important and unattached by moving on. Give them time to think about you without you reminding them constantly of who you are, that you are interested in them, etc.
Do this with many girls. Some will not respond, but many will. If you move on and wait for them to come to you, and they see you are around many girls they will make an effort to garner your affection.
The important part here is that they feel comfortable around you and not like you constantly want to get them into the bedroom. They want to chase you, they want a challenge.
So, now you have girls interested in you, chasing you down... You still haven't had sex with any of them, but you have confidence and you have lots of girls interested in you.
Now it IS possible. You have to turn your entire mindset around on itself. Rework the way you think about the entire equation. Once you have resigned yourself to the fact that it is impossible to have sex with lots of girls, and you have behaved as if this is the case, and you have just gone about your life being yourself, being awesome, being confident in who you are ... only then can you have what you want.
Now you need to be able to interpret the signs of a girl being into you. This is hard if you are constantly "being friends" with the same girl. You fall into a rut where you interact on the same level for years.
This is not the case when you move on. These girls will make an effort to spend time with you and it will be obvious. You can then interact with them in a new way, no longer resigned to the "just friends" interactions that all geeks know far too well.
To summarize:
- Remove all thoughts of sex from your mind when you are with girls.
- Be awesome.
- Move on.
- ...
- $$$
Oh and if this doesn't work for you, who cares? You aren't obsessing about having sex, you are being awesome, and you are meeting lots of people and enjoying your life. In the business we call that a "Win/Win" situation.
Good luck and enjoy the fruits of my many years of studying interpersonal communications, psychology, general human interaction, personal experimentation, philosophy including zen ... and having watched the movie "The Tao of Steve" once on the suggestion of a friend of mine. Seriously watch that movie.
If you want I can recommend some pretty heavy reading, but most of it is on a college level and even I have to re-read important parts (sometimes large sections) twice or thrice to get the full meaning of it.
Good luck and godspeed!
Disclaimer: Wear a damn condom every fucking time, even if she is/claims to be on the pill/IUD/sterile/hysterectomy/virgin/chimera lacking functional ovaries/etc. Condoms break ~1% of the time, so if you have sex 100 times it will probably break one or more times. Don't have sex unless you are willing to father a child. At some point you will be 18 and the girls you want to have sex with will be 15/16/17, and this is illegal in most states, don't do it, "there ain't no pussy worth going to jail over". STDs are rampant, some are incurable, don't have sex unless you are willing to accept the chance of contracting horrible possibly fatal diseases. And any and all other applicable warnings related to sex not contained herein are hereby included and made part of this disclaimer by reference.
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That was an awesome post. Insightful and well written.
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Furthermore I am not attracted to dumb girls or sluts (same thing I guess) which leaves a rather small amount of attractive and smart ones.
Then you need a miracle.
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dumb girls or sluts (same thing I guess)
[citation needed]
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I can't just hit on girls while doing math equations or French verbs.
...you can't?
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You can't hit on girls while studying French? You do realize that hitting on girls is the only reason the French language exists, right?
And girls love a guy who can do vector calculus. Or so I'm told.
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You won't get anywhere near anything wet & warm doing math or French verbs. Evildeadxsp's spot on in building up confidence; you're not gonna reign in Alexxxys like that. You will become more interesting once you're in.
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Lie. Lie like a bastard. Make them think you're the exact same as them.
Move fast and don't be shy. Make out with them as soon as possible. Make the kiss as sexual as possible.
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Start with a cougar hunt to get you lots of experience then slowly work back through MILFs, improving both you pick-up and your sexual techniques.
By the time you're 18 you'll be hitting on girls your own age and have more pussy* than any other guy your age.
*and communicable diseases
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That footnote is the most important piece of advice in your post.
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Does this method turn you into a pedophile as you age?
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Good question! Maybe we should tag lolanon.
Or maybe he'll grow up to be Hugh Hefner II
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At your age, all you have to do is ask. Cuz most likely the girls are thinking the same exact thing
But nobody ever does that because they're usually not confident enough. And the girls are waiting for the guys to say something, as they'll get labeled in an extreme way if they initiate
(ie, be confident)
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What's the proper wording for asking for sex?
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niceshoeswannafuck?
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Wash, rinse, repeat. If you're good, you can just say either half of the phrase.
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Good advice.
If you're not confident, fake being confident. Real confidence tends to follow.
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Nah
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Be confident. If you aren't a naturally confident type around women, like me, then chloroform and a good hiding place works wonders.
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If you fuck around, it won't be as enjoyable.
When you eat your favorite food once a week, it's really damn good, right? What happens if you had to eat that every day for the next 10 years? You'd get sick of it. It'd be better than starving, but you'd never really like it much ever again.
Don't worry about acquiring sex. Worry about finding someone you won't be sick of once the sex ends for the evening. That's harder than it sounds, and it'll take you the next 5 or 10 years.
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Post askreddit questions about how to find a girl to sleep with
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I don't understand why having sex as much as you can at age 16 really matters. I would try not to do that because what if you knock up a high school girl or their parents find out, etc. Too much bullshit and drama. Get it when you can but don't flip out about it.
If you just want sex with random hot girls, wait until college.
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Like my brother used to say when I was that age: There's only one time in your life you get to fuck 16 year olds. It seemed perverse at the time, but the older I get, the truer it becomes.
/pedo-rant
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Well actually, in some states, umm
/end
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Or all of Canada.
But seriously, just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
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Just because you can't, doesn't mean you shouldn't.
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I agree, go for a girl friend, it won't (and shouldn't) last to long, definitely beyond high-school. Get some decent tail with her, figure out what your doing, and if your smart make a good friend once the relationship ends.
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Agreed. Work on your communication and relationship skills but don't get tied up into anything really serious unless you're looking for it. If you go to college, you'll most likely split up with most of your high school friends anyway. Then you'll already have some experience with girls/sex and you'll have tons of options at any decent university.
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stop being 16. girls who put out like slightly older dudes at your age.
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If could have went straight from 15 to 17, I would have.
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That statement will sound stupider as you get older.
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Well, it sounds stupider now, after proofreading.
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I like the lack of "I".
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worst advice ever
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you've never known ANYONE to lie about their age for purposes of getting laid? lucky you.
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Lots of eye contact and smile. If they do the same, talk for a bit. If what they have to say doesn't scare you, try kissing them.
Most will turn you down, some won't.
Have condoms. Make sure they are still in good condition. Be ready for people to say hurtful things when rejecting you, be ready for people to say things behind your back, and be absolutely clear that you're only looking for sex and not a relationship. Despite being clear about that fact, be ready for drama.
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Place yourself, but don't chase.
Dress well.
Act yourself, confidently.
Flirt with eye contact, easiest and much more effective than any other type, plus you can read them at the same time.
And it is imperative that you like yourself before other people are attracted to you.
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By dress well, he means dress like you vaguely care, e.g. clothes that fit, and not sweatpants. If you dress like a hobo it doesn't matter so long as the girl likes that sort of thing, but I have never met a girl who digs a 16 year old kid in miss matched or improperly fitting clothes and sweatpants, or else I would have been rolling in pussy in highschool.
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correct. smart-casual as they call it. make sure it doesn't look like you put much effort in.
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Act yourself, confidently.
Took me years to realise what this meant.
Don't be too eager to please. If you say something that you believe to be true, stick with it. Don't change your mind to please others. Be willing to disagree politely. (This is all good advice in general).
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Muahaha, going to an anonymous, all-online, male dominated message board for sex advice. Nice Try.
(seriously though look up David DeAngelo's stuff. not even funny how brilliant/douchey that guy is.)
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Start by getting off of your computer and getting out in the real world.
Join some co-ed sport social teams, or if you are not in to sports, then perhaps find a group of like minded students who do community service.
The point is you have to be around the opposite sex to be with the opposite sex to get sex.
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This man speak the truth. Find out where the girls are and go there. If the girls outnumber the guys at a high ratio, you will seem more interesting.
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I am not taking yoga lessons.
Not even to get laid.
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Well, that's your problem then.
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Tai chi also works. :)
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I can send this information but you must first send me $20,000 so I can have it released to you.
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Relax, be confident.
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- Use your hand
- Pay $50
- Alcohol.
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Wolfshirt.
around attractive women. Never go visit a retirement village with your wolfshirt on.
Never have the long fingernails and removable teeth of old women been so scary...
wtf? removable teeth ftw
Makes BJs EVEN BETTER!
Disco shirt.
You always have yourself
http://racy.com/pink-lady.html