NBA should do a preseason game pickup style where players call their own fouls

Like how they did that 11 minute quarter thing with Celtics/Nets

Over/unders:

Players who foul out if they played against the Rockets: 9.5

Ejections: 4.5

Flagrant fouls: 1.5

Lane violations: .5

James Harden Free throws: 70.5

Actual time duration of the game: 1.75 hours

Raptors fans complaining about the refs: 10,500

Doc Rivers making his Doc Rivers face if he's coaching one of the teams: 7.5

Instances of Marv Albert referring to NBA players by official's names: 10.5

Instances of Marv Albert referring to NBA players by names of Pokemon: 5.5

The point is this will teach the players the value of refs

Posted Apr 8, 2018, 8:04 PM UTC

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Piano9717Jazz Bandwagon•

I read this on Twitter somewhere: in hell you play against Harden 1 on 1 for eternity and he calls his own fouls.

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bewarethegapHornets•

breathes on Harden "FOUL!"

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thirstythecopCavaliers•

Man...more like, Harden hooks your arm "FOUL".

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kyotofly[HOU] Hakeem Olajuwon•

Sign me up

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ptam[GSW] Jeremy Lin•

Check the ball up

"Foul. Three shots."

"What? We just started..."

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ulistentometyler•

Make Harden take it back out up top instead of FTs. He’d be gassed halfway through the 1st quarter.

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DeathBySuplex[UTA] Delaney Rudd•

I would bet Marv Albert knows no more than a single Pokémon name.

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kyotofly[HOU] Hakeem Olajuwon•

Marv Albert: Sees a cyndaquil

“And here comes Charmeleon entering the game after coming off an ankle sprain”

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GeneralShepardOPCavaliers Bandwagon•

I doubt it. He definitely knows who Goku, the red teletubby, and Spongebob are.

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keefstrongGrizzlies•

Harden would get hard fouled so many times after he calls one for himself

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