After driving my Lamborghini for a month straight I decided to drive the Ferrari but it had a flat tire.
Posted Jun 4, 2018, 1:20 PM UTC
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Having one of the Italian cars myself, the pump they give you with the car is always so shitty.
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Yeah, I should buy a better one but I am lazy.
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The truly lazy would just call a service to run the tire in for a change.
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Why call when you can pay someone to do it?
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Well I don't generally travel with my servants, this isn't 1505.
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It's better than a can of air you get with some cars nowadays.
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What job do you have
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I own a company
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What kind of porn do you watch?
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Homemade
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What kind of fiber one bar flavor is your favorite?
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!redditsilver
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Does your mom know you're gay?
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Are you hiring? I could use a Ferrari.
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What industry?
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What company? If that’s too personal then what kind of company?
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You are running the company very poorly. Let me be CEO and I can get the company into the billions
Edit: /s
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Sure thing, just send me your credit card details and bank statements so that I can transfer the money.
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Finally a true first world problem. We need a sub for that.
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Except OP is from Brazil so it's still a third world problem
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Lol
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As long as he's not trans and doesn't mess with off duty cops he'll be fine.
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I was referring mostly to the endemic corruption but also you're probably safer in Baghdad than Rio de Janeiro. About 7x safer in fact if you consider the UNODC a reliable source.
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True, but in these countries the wealthy live in gated communities and stick to safer areas.
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I always forget that rich people use Reddit too.
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What sort of pump is that with such a legible display?
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It comes with the car
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Have the same one in my F12.
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It comes with the Ferrari.
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In that case I take it the 110/65 are preprinted and not a wondrously legible digital readout.
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I'd guess it's a sticker that you're meant to affix somewhere on your dashboard when you've temporarily "fixed" your puncture with the included can of goop.
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Assuming you are doing this yourself, I am surprised you are doing this yourself.
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I like doing things myself this is why I have 6 cars.
Four are red, my favorite color and one of my myspace security questions.
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If this is really your world, then I have an honest question: Why not only have two of those cars, and rent the four others when you want to play with them. Maybe roll the savings back into your community? Not trying to get snappy. Honestly curious. Even if you already give a lot? Why do you need six cars?
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Really good question, because of two things:
In Brazil, you can't rent a Ferrari like when you're in Miami.
Second, I don't have six supercars: One to work, one luxury car with 4 seats to go shopping and whatever and one for my wife.
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Brazilian, here. From Sao Paulo also. Happen to need someone to clean your cars? I could be the guy.
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That gives 3 if my math is correct
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Can i be your friend?
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Yes
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110 over 65...seems like a pretty mellow car.
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Need a trophy wife?
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Caralho hahahaha quem me dera
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Do a jump with it
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If you're ever in Ohio, I'll wash your car for free.... better yet, I'll pay YOU to let me wash it.
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Always carry a cigarette lighter operated air pump in your car people! I've lost count of how many times I've been saved (or saved someone else) with my little air pump.
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Richkidsofreddit
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Oh hey... low profile tires that actually belong on a car..
(the only real reason to use low profile tires is to allow for larger brake rotors via the larger rims)
While they may be asthetically pleasing they are inferior to standard tires in every other way.
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I hate that. Doncha hate that?
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Is that a Walmart pump?
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Can we quit first world problems as rich people problems
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r/onepercentproblems
Man I wish that was more active.
I assume because since it’s the 1%, there’s not enough of them to complain about their problems
Or they dont have that many problems
r/woooosh
You don't get to be in the 1% by posting to Reddit all day.
32,500 a year puts you on the 1%. That’s not even close to enough. r/.0001percentproblems
Maybe in the world, but in the US like 6% make above 100k
You need a lot more than 100k to be able to maintain both of those cars (let alone afford them)
Wow my notion of wealth is skewed.
Not really. I don't make that much money. I could lease both. It would be insanely expensive and I would probably have to skip many meals but it's possible. Even 1 is really stretching it though.
No maintenance.
However, I don't think I could afford insurance for two.
Do you mean in the whole world or something? Cause in the U.S the threshold is just below 400k a year for the 1%
Yes whole world. That’s just the us and reddit is more than just the us.
The country and region you live in dictates how much your money is worth. This is true everywhere, including in the US.
This also makes averages like that fairly useless.
I'm aware of that, it's just as a metric for a first world problems it's a very different number.
r/humblebrag
0.1%.
The 1% are not driving to exotic cars unless they have no other luxuries in life.
r/pointonepercentproblems