O McDonald's
Inspired by thierryornery. Thanks for making my day!
O McDonald's--hamburgers galore.
Their grease does make me queasy in my gut.
In spite of this, I'm always wanting more.
I will not say what happens with my butt.
Their fries are tempting with their glistening fat.
Their chicken sandwich, something I desire.
Their breakfast food (like I need more of that).
They burn within my heart like hellish fire.
I wish I had some discipline in me.
If only it were easy to say no.
To top it off, they charge a hefty fee
for me to watch my ass and belly grow.
So if you're listening, hear my desperate plea:
Never eat their food (unless it's free).
https://www.reddit.com/r/OCPoetry/comments/932hfj/comment/e3b1qva
https://www.reddit.com/r/OCPoetry/comments/92zk80/comment/e3b8d0n
Posted Jul 31, 2018, 12:12 AM UTC · edited