How to eat a chicken wing. WTF, why didn't anyone teach me this years ago?
Posted Nov 10, 2009, 12:17 PM UTC
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- Remove bones without anyone noticing.
- Put an ice cube in your mouth.
- Get your friend's attention, take a huge bite out of wing.
- Crunch ice cube loudly while chewing the wing.
- Act perfectly normal.
(this only works with those unfamiliar with this method of eating wings. Also, feel free to put a wager on your ability to eat the entire wing.)
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You need a girlfriend for this. :(
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You need a girlfriend for a lot of things.
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You need a girl for a lot of things.
FTFY
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You need a girl, period.
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Yeah, the whole rope thing only works with two people, and penises just get in the way.
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I might have wings for lunch today, just so I can do that!
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I'm actually coordinating a trip to Buffalo Wild Wings right now so my buddy and I can try this. Glad I'm not alone.
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Chewing on ice cubes is horrible. HORRIBLE. I can't stand it when people do that.
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Have fun damaging your teeth.
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I'm fine with chewing ice, but the thing that really gets to me is the idea of chewing ice cream.
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Weird, I had a friend who Hayes the sound of a spoon going into cold icecream. She had to wait til it was softened, and couldn't be in the same room if some one was eating icey cold icecream.
Weirdo
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uncooked macaroni!
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I had a friend in high scool who would eat chicken wings as described (with the bones, not ice cubes). He chewed upon the bones and swallowed them. It always horrified me, but he seemed to survive. I'd hate to think what they did to his insides.
I've haven't heard from him for many years, but last I heard he's a 40 year old stripper in some small town. Interesting fellow.
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Did you ever consider that you were fooled by Bananas' wing-eating method?
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Maybe he lined his stomach with feathers as a protective layer for his digestion system. This is something grebes do because they eat whole fish.
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Canned salmon has the bones still in it, and you're supposed to eat them. If you gnash it up enough, it's just extra calcium. Granted, big fat chicken bones and small, mushy salmon bones are vastly different.
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I had a friend in high scool
last I heard he's a 40 year old
OMAE MO NA
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this is not as bad as watching a man biting off small pieces of glass and eats it. he just bit off small chunks, crunch it slowly in the mouth and swallow it.
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Ice? Maybe I'm just a bitch but ouch.
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Best idea I've heard so far this year.
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I bite right through the bones and chew them up, so I get the effect without cheating. Sometimes I'll joke with the bartender that they should call a film crew from Animal Planet when I order the wings. When I'm done all that's left is the thick middle part of the bone.
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...Dwight?
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Too bad that chewing ice is probably worse for your teeth than just chewing the chicken bone.
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I have to disagree. The only way to eat a chicken wing is dip the entire thing, put it in your mouth, and pull out two clean bones. That shit looked like too much work.
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Same thing with eating fish. You throw the whole thing down and pull out a perfectly-constructed fish skeleton.
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Are you an animated cat?
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I am an animated cat AMA
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IAAACAMAA
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are you tired of jerry always embarrassing you on national TV?
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Yeah, it makes a pretty sweet xylophone noise when you do it. Man, I love fish.
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zylophone is spelled with a z, man. If you think that's wrong, maybe you need to have your head z-rayed.
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Upvoted for the Mitch Reference.
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But what about x? He's lonely.
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In the stone ages, they used the skeletons for combs.
They also had cars you power with your feet. Weird.
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I wonder what their condoms were made of?
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They were little frogs would fit their mouth over your junk after looking at the camera and saying "Gee, it sure is HARD to make a living." And the audience would laugh and laugh.
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Dinosaur intestine.
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Rock
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Sheep guts, like Casanova's.
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no drm on the music hewn from stone tablets and played back via a pterodactyls beak either.
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Oh yeah? When I eat corn, this typewriter soundbyte comes on as I eat across each row horizontally.
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Don't forget the little bell sound when you reach the end of your row.
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This totally goes through my head every time I eat corn on the cob.
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you might be in need of the wonder boner
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I will call Mike Rowe and see if he has any extras
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What's weird is that as I read your comment, Mike Rowe was pictured in the ad to the right.
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To be fair, that thing looks amazing. If I fished more often, I'd buy one.
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Yeah, plus I enjoy the whole process of eating off of the bones....and then gnawing them. OK maybe that's just me. But this is definitely too much fuss, and kinda takes the fun out of eating wings.
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So few foods can be Gnawed these days. Sigh.
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Oversized pretzels come to mind. There is a German meal called Schwienexen, or something like that- Give that one a try if your ever in Munchen.
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The most important thing he gets wrong is that he's using both of his hands on his wing. It's fine when you're eating a wing like that, but it's an absolutely terrible idea when you get a wing with a bit of sauce on it. Having a clean hand is useful.
More than that, getting to the meat in the middle isn't terribly hard if you leave the bone in. He's solving a nonexistant problem (getting the meat in the center) by causing a much larger problem (having two very dirty hands). It's fairly easy to get the meat out of the center using the gnawing method (just poke it out to where you can bite into it with your dirty hand), anyone who doesn't is just lazy.
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I'm a two hander since I like to go all in on my wings. What I do is just push that middle meat out with my index fingers so I can bite away. You get a clean wing, no cartilage, and delicious sauce to lick off of your fingers after.
The OP is an asshole for posting this on Tuesday instead of Wing Wednesday, now I'm craving wings a day early.
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little do you know that buffallo wild wings has 40 cent wings on tuesday. You're welcome.
also, you can do the same thing and keep one hand clean by grabbing near a knuckle, and pinching the inside of it to disconnect the center meat from that side. Then stick it in your mouth, use your front teeth to get some tranction on the center meat (your canines will take care of the edges) and pull. Out comes clean bones and you've only used one hand :)
...this post totally made me just text a group of people to go to BWW tonight
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The nearest BWW is about 20 minutes from where I am. Our downtown 4 minutes away has a ton of sports bars though and most of them do it on Wednesday, thus is has become tradition.
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Why have I gone my whole life without having a Wing Wednesday. This ends NOW!
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Well you have 2 choices.
Some sports bars do a Twofer Tuesday where you get twice as many wings/$.
Others do Wing Wednesday for their half off night.
There's also Thirsty Thursday where you get a free pitcher for every X number of wings you order.
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This. I came here to say something along these lines, but I figured I couldn't possibly be the only one that likes to eat wings this way. With well-cooked wings, it's possible to insert the entire wing in your mouth, bite firmly where the bone meets the cartilage, pinch firmly just in front of where you're biting and extract 2 clean bones from between your lips. This method DOES in fact remind me of animated cats, which is also awesome.
I also prefer this method because, since you only dirty one hand (which, ideally, you don't lick/wipe clean until all wings are gone), you're saved from producing a nasty, sauce-covered raggedy ball of a napkin, and you also keep a clean hand for picking up your beer.
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I guess I meet the guy half way... I pull the little bone out, then do this.
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That shit looked like too much work.
Agreed. You can eat a wing in the time it takes just to pull those bones out. If you're going to go through all that effort just order boneless wings.
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Boneless wings taste significantly different to me though
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They are usually just chunks of chopped up white meat.
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That's what it tastes like... I assumed there was something about being cooked on the bones too, not getting some of the boney juices cooking out
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Most of the time they're chicken tenders, unless you eat at some shack.
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Boneless "wings" are not real wings.
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Yeah, they're better.
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they're chicken nuggets
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Right, but then neither is a wing without the bone in it.
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I agree wholeheartedly. Im not going to sit there picking the bones out of my food..pffft.
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It is too much work. I saw this video about two weeks ago, just before going to pick up 20 wings for lunch from Wings-To-Go. I tried it with one wing, realized it's not as easy as the video makes it seem, and then went about eating them my usual sloppy ass way. I think it requires that the wings be cooked just right. I like mine well done & crispy.
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That's the most efficent way to eat them. I'm a goddamn animal and that is the way I prefer to do it.
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I caucus with your motion. It looks messy to do that 20+ times during a game as they are, imagine with extra spicy sauce?
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Yea I pretty much do this most of the time.
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I agree, although getting the little strips of meat between the two bones can be tough. I usually wiggle the bones apart a bit, so that when I pull them out I can work my tongue in between them and get all the meat. I think we can all agree, however, that the people who nibble around the wing like it's an ear of corn are doing it wrong.
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exactly. in the same amount of time as the video i can chomp a wing of all meat like a corncob and end up with the same two clean bones. difference is, i can also do that with eyes closed or after 10 beers and shots.
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Do you have tips for eating fishsticks?
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What are you, some sort of gay fish?
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Is it because breaded has something to do with being a genius?
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Put them in your mouth.
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You saw what I did there. :(
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Do you like fishsticks in your mouth? Are you Kanye West? ARE YOU A GAY FISH?
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I can tell you how to eat a pop tart. Step 1, remove pastry from wrapper. Do you see where we're going with this?
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My friends are always amazed when they see me eat them that way. Frankly, I prefer the forearm part of the wing because it's so much easier to eat that way.
FYI Chili's ONLY have the bicep part of the wings when you order wings there. I have NO idea what happens to the other part of the wing.
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No kidding. I could have eaten three or four in the time it took him to pull the damn bones out.
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I thought this was how everyone ate them. Seriously, who the fuck is out there eating them like corn on the cob?
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Yes. I like nibbling the meat off the bones. It makes me feel caveman-y.
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I'll assume you are dipping in blue cheese, because wings should always come sauced. The wings shown in this video are an abomination, what was that chipotle ranch, cmon.
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Most definitely blue cheese. Always.
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at the end of the video he said it was a new recipe of pastrami wings and russian dressing. purist that i am, i'm still interested in something like that.
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that is even worse, russian dressing, commi bastards
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Here's the recipe. It looks delicious, and pretty easy to make.
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Russian Dressing = Thousand Island
(Mayo+Ketchup+Relish)
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I'm aware, and that doesn't make it any better.
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This blew my mind more than the proper way to open a banana. Goddamnit reddit, stop unraveling my ways of life.. it's all that I have left.
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Is is just a coincidence that the chicken wing is so perfectly designed for the human mouth after the two bones are removed?
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Chicken wings--the athiest's nightmare...and dinner.
Tasty, tasty dinner.
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I'm trying to think of a good definition of atheist spelled like you have.
Would it be the person that rejects the concept of god the most?
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I like that. Let's go with it.
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I'm more athi than you are!
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I believe you mean tasty, tasty nightmares.
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I don't know. Symbiotic relationships are common in nature. Chickens give us their succulent wings. In return, we provide them with comfortable climate controlled cages in which to live. It's evolution.
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Coincidence that you have to remove 2 things before it's edible? Maybe you should see what chicken tenders are like.
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Maybe you should watch this video.
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Or that a banana and a bone are a euphemism for the same thing?
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Opening a banana from the bottom has no advantage over opening it from the top, I eat bananas all the time and neither way made a difference to me.
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thank you. I was really bothered by people calling it the 'right' way. Same difference. You put on your left sock before your right sock? That's the wrong way, you have to put on your right sock then the left one. See, isn't that better? fucking nonsense.
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but by opening a banana from the bottom you avoid potentially mushing up the tip of the banana when the top doesn't want to rip open properly. Thats the beauty of opening from the bottom
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I always make a little cut in the skin with my nail, this way the banana always rips where I want it to, no failures :)
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I haven't had that problem in years. I also never had an issue with capri sun and I figured out the kraft mac and cheese box by 10 or 12
People just need to stop doe 2 seconds and figure it out, then you're set the rest of your life
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Except if you aren't a wimp you never smash the top anyways.
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I prefer stem side, anyways. Nothing more satisfying than eating the banana all the way down to the seed, and throwing the seed and peel away in one, clean motion.
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What kind of bananas are you eating? Bananas that you get from a grocer don't have seeds. What are you referring to as a "seed"?
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I guess it depends how green you like your bananas. I like them as close to green without being bitter as possible, unfortunately it is impossible to open a semi-green banana the 'standard' way. I always had to resort to an initial knife slice until this video enlightened me. The best part is the reaction is creates and the instant converts it produces. At least 4 people I know now also open bananas this way. It's a revolution!
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50% of the time? That must get embarrassing.
edit: you are referring to this, right?
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So many questions. Why did I just watch that? Who would want to eat a banana after that? Why is the speedo flesh colored? Am I going to get fired for watching that at work?
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indeed, i can see someone doing that maybe only 90% of the time if they have a busy lifestyle or live in a prude society, but 50% is a disgrace
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Whoooo....
That ^ is the first breath I have exhaled in about 2 1/2 minutes. I have been making that weird "can't breathe" squeaking inhale noise. Holy Crap! That was... Woo. Wow. WTF?
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I really have never had a problem opening a banana from the stem side. Just pop your thumbnail into it and crack it back. Snaps open every time. I do like my bananas with a hint of green, so that might be why it's easier.
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Hint of brown makes them more delicious.
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I've tried it, and I know most people prefer it that way, but I just like them better with a tinge of green. The banana is a bit more firm and I like the slight bitterness.
When I say slight green, I mean almost solid yellow. But once it starts to show any brown, I have to eat it that day because I won't eat it later.
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depends how green it is, the really unripe ones don't open well from the stem side.
Also, I share your enthusiasm for the greener bananas, the overly ripe ones are too sweet for me.
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I bite my nails. They're not long enough to be useful.
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Are they capable of making even a tiny incision in a banana? The banana just needs a little hint to split in the right place.
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I've seen monkeies opening them from he top as well. They are probably 50/50 too. They are just too lazy to flip it over so they know how to open it from both ends
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I need to see this banana video.
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Ask and you shall receive. How to open a banana like a monkey
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This just shows how dumb you humans are.
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There is no emoticon to describe my amazement!
This might approximate it: O_O
Edit: I already got to employ this technique. Works like a charm.
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Yeah, I eat bananas like this after I saw that video. Much easier and never a problem.
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While that is a very cool trick that I will try and remember to do sometimes, I was trying to recover my breath from watching the banana video posted above, and my amazement was stunted by my lack of oxygen.
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While that is a cool trick that I will try and remember to use sometimes, I was recovering my breath from watching the banana video posted above, and my amazement was stunted by my lack of oxygen.
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Don't think of it as an unraveling of your ways of life. Think of it as an improvement on your ways of life. And you will be happy.
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With both this and the banana video that surfaced a while back a few points are not mentioned: when you open a banana from the other end, you get that disgusting goop staring you in the face which I personally prefer not to eat. With the chicken wing video, if you're like me and don't like any cartilage at all, the old method of eating them is preferable since I can regulate my cartilage intake.
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The ... the what? Have I been doing bananas wrong?
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Have you seen how to blow an egg out of it's shell? That is equally mind-blowing.
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Link please.
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Oh man, thanks a lot, NoodleMan. Now some chicken wings sound like a fucking amazing idea, but it's 6:AM with no wings in sight.
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30 cent wing night tonight, perfect.
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There's a bar in Chicago, Mother's, which gives free baskets of wings when you buy a pail of beer.
Cold beer and hot wings is the greatest invention man has ever devised, fuck you Jonas Salk.
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Agreed, being from buffalo, I cant really agree more.
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I find it funny that a place named after an animal famously used in total by Native Americans is, itself, made famous by using only a single part of a different animal.
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Especially since wings are Buffalo's only redeeming quality.
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Whoa, that's news to me. Not terribly surprising, though, as bars on the North Side tend to fucking suck in regards to "maintaining an atmosphere" (which can mean anything from racial discrimination to something bordering on classism, though I'm loathe to use that word).
That said, they probably should have gone down to Simone's... way better food, much better drinks, and being on the South Side means it's a bit more open to different folks.
Though their website is awful.
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Oddly enough, I had some awesome wings at a bar called Mother's in Buffalo.
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Jeez, it's still 25c around here. Inflation's a bitch.
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Depends on size and quality too.
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Dare I ask where to find a 19 cent bitch?
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Canada =)
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chicken wings in the dorm for lunch today. perfect timing.
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Um, am I the only one that just pushes that little bit of meat that you "can't get" out with my finger? I manage to eat the whole thing that way.
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I push it through with my tongue.
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Giggidy.
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Even better, just put the whole thing in your mouth, scrape all the meat off with your teeth as you pull the bones out, use your tongue to poke out that little bit of meat. You keep 7 or 8 of your fingers totally clean at all times, unlike this guy, who's just a fucking mess.
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Upvoted for the worst drawing of all time.
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Open it again. The beauty really pops the second time you view it.
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A work of art.
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shooped
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Not sure what I was expecting to see clicking that link, but that was not it. Genius image.
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thank you.
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what the fuck happened to your eye?
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I can't decide if it is supposed to be a nose or an eye.
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Fuck, I have a sore throat. No amount of pain could prevent me from laughing.
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No, you're not.
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This. Also means you can demolish a wing in the time it takes to remove those bones.
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No, the way shown in the video is the "unknown" way. Your way is the conventional way. That is why this is a popular post.
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My point was more that the video claimed there was an "uneatable" portion of the wing (the meat in the middle), then proposed a solution to that. However, that portion of the wing is perfectly accessible in the first place, so his solution has no purpose.
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An answer to a problem before it actually becomes a problem..this guy must work in government.
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I eat around as he mentioned first, then I separate the two bones and eat around each of those. Seems good enough to me.
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I omnomnom at the wing a bit, then split the bones, and then eat the skin between.
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no you're not. this is stupid.
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I take the wing with both hands and twist the two bones against each other (one hand forward, the other backward) while also pulling away after the bones touch. You're then left with a chicken bone in each hand that you can easily clean off.
it was extremely difficult typing this and not feeling like it was just one giant innuendo
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after the bones touch.
Never. Never makes the bones touch. Rest is perfect.
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It's not gay unless the bones touch.
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it was extremely difficult typing this and not feeling like it was just one giant innuendo
Braggart.
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Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the bones.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
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Yes, I actually posted this method before. BUMP for you.
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That's what I do too. Well, sometimes I eat around the two bones and then tear them apart for the finishing move.
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Ha... Mortal Combat voice finish him
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Kombat.
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I just put the wing on the table, mash my face into it and hope for the best.
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I...like eating it the normal way that he made fun of. Nibbling on the bones is half the fun!
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Like nibblin' bones, do ya?
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do you like fish sticks?
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fap fap fap
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Yeah that part in the middle that he "wasted" - it's amazingly simple just to push it up with you finger and scarf it down. No fucking around with cartilage and disassembling of bones necessarily.
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Agreed. Instead of sharing his way, he starts out almost condemning the ways others do it.
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That, my friend, is what she said.
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hmmm... I do this half-way. Pull out little bone, gnaw around the big bone.
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i just split it in half
posted method looks cool, but takes all the "fun" out of it.
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Mind = blown
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I am salivating at my desk and the nearest wing supply is 45 minutes away.
Damn you NoodleMan.
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You've discovered something AMAZING!
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AGAIN!
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As a side note, Chef John's blog is really great. I learned a lot from this guy, including how to make some incredible homemade dinner rolls.
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Came here to post this. His videos are easy to follow, and the food he creates is out of this world!
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his videos totally made me try to make breads. I used to have an anxiety about them, since I normally cook savory foods. He really knows how to make things look super easy (because they are!).
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found his blog 2 years ago looking for a pancake batter recipe, haven't used any other formula since. very inspiring guy. love him in a food loving heterosexual way
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oh i haven't tried it, do you mean this one? I completely agree, his videos have prompted me to try to cook things (especially baking breads) that I never would have tried before because i thought they were too hard.
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that's the one. i use fresh lemon zest and juice, i also use cream of tartar for my egg whites. i can't recommend this recipe enough... bon appétit!
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Anybody else think he sounded a tad like Matt Groening?
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i completely clean the meat off the bones as well as the cartilage. at times i even bite the bone to suck the marrow.
then again, i am asian.
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I eat the whole thing, including the bones. Then again, I am Scots-Prussian. My ancestors made the Romans conclude that going farther would be too far. :-)
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I eat the whole thing, including the bones and my Asian-Scots-Prussian dinner guests. Sometimes I suck the marrow. then again, i am portuguese.
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I eat it all, including the bones, my Asian-Scots-Prussian guests and the Portuguese host. Sometimes, I even put chese grains and gravy or mayonnaise on it. Then again, I am a French Canadian.
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you people are fuckn weird
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Ditto. Southern though.
My grandma could clean off a whole chicken like a hyena. I swear the bones were bleached and dry by the time she was done.
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Let's see what comments YouTube has in store for us today:
u left half da meat on da 1st 1 u ate. Wat a waste of meat I couldv had dat lmfao
lol lawl ally beat horde r shit az omg
you bastard! now im hungry for some chicken....and i haz no moniez
you have fat fingers
ouch ma penis!!1
и к чему это видео я жрать аж захотел
they should have put a nigger in this, sitting on a sofa on a porch, with hubcaps scattered about, and 47 little nigglets all fighting over 4 chicken wings...you know, give us the "what the slaves would do" POV
Annnnnd there you have it!
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nigglets?
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child niggers.
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I wish when the news or entertainment shows (is there a difference? Discuss.) featured a YouTube video they'd read out a few choice comments like that. I'm not sure what end it would serve. I'd just like it.
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DAMMIT. Now I'm stuck in a country with no Buffalo Wild Wings and all I want are some delicious wings!
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BW3's sucks sorry. Their wings are too small and they should cook em longer. Their buffalo sauces are boring only ones worth eating are Parmesan Garlic or Asian Zing
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Exactly. BW3's is the worst wing place ever.
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Agreed - their wings are terrible. Go to a local pub for the good stuff.
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Takes too long.
In Japan, I see them just put it in their mouth, and use their teeth while they just pull the two bones out with their hand.
I even see kids do it.
Just as clean, and faster too.
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Yeah, but, if you're serving them then it would be nice to de-bone them for everyone. Also, preparing them for yourself into a big pile of ready-to-eat meat could be fun too...
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Can you give me a little more detail about this process?
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Well, you take the bone in one hand, while holding the other hand underneath it in a cup-like fashion (to catch drippage). You then tip your head back ever so slightly, place your tongue on the bottom of the bone, and guide it into your mouth. Close your lips softly around the meat, tasting the sweet juices dripping into the back of your throat. Clench your teeth VERY lightly around the meat and suck on the bone. Pull the bone from your mouth while sucking and biting gently until all that is left in your mouth is the tasty, juicy goodness.
Hmm, I hope that no one makes that into an innuendo.
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Hmm, I hope that no one makes that into an innuendo.
I think you took care of that just fine.
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I don''t care that this is a dupe or that it is getting more hits than the original post. What I do find crappy is that the original guy did what he was supposed too and posted it to r/food and this guy posted a video of how to eat chicken in WTF and gets a ton more hits.
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When I read the headline I was like, "Yeah right, like some random asshole can tell me how to eat chicken." but then after watching the video I'm thinking we should start some kind of award ceremony for people who are geniuses for improving our everyday lives.
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that's most of us i think. upmod for enjoying being wrong!
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This always just seemed natural to me. Then again, I am black.
Do you finish up with some watermelon and some grape soda
I'm a pale-skinned nerd and that sounds fucking delicious.
Yeah, this has always been one of the weirdest stereotypes in my mind. Black people love fried chicken and watermelon? Everybody loves fried chicken and watermelon!
I also hear black people like to breathe. Both in and out. Freaks.
This certainly does not help that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGrqW3nx5HM
if you don't like chicken and watermelon, there is something wrong with you.
I had black roommates and they told me I ate so much chicken that I should be black.
In that case then heres how to eat a watermelon. Brought to you by Mr. Petey Greene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eitsutpOc
It works like this:
White people managed to convince black people that offering them fried chicken and watermelon is racist.
White people who aren't in on the gag also think it's racist, so they don't offer any.
Therefore, white people get to keep all the delicious fried chicken and watermelon.
That's double reverse meta-racist.
Chicken and waffles are amazing as well.
I am afraid to admit it, but I do not like watermelon.
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Also charging lazors
Not everyone. Actually, I like neither. Disclaimer, I am not black.
I don't like watermelon.
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If you don't like fried chicken and watermelon, somethings wrong with you!
I'm half-white/half-chinese and I hate watermelon.
pale-skinned nerds sound fucking delicious to me too.
Purple.
FTFY
What the fuck is juice?
I need a pascription
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Purple Drink FTFY
ahem.. "purple drank"
http://imgur.com/ZcqnH.jpg
Purple Drank
Just Drank
This whole thread is screwed ... and chopped.
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< Reporting in.
In my head, I heard that in the Starcraft Marine voice...
Me too.
You want a piece of meat, Roy?
Down the hatch...
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I used to love me some Welch's Grape Soda on the morning drive to work. At least until my poop turned green and I figured out why.
Why is colorful poop a reason to stop? It certainly wouldn't deter me.
Yeah I mean isn't it more fun to have colored poo?
Why would green poop change your dietary habits? Perhaps you were hoping for rainbows? I used to drink purple Slurpees just to make my poop neon green.
I miss the days when I could consume sugar like that.
In the quiet words of the virgin mary, come again?
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For the best in poop entertainment, barium GI testing can really stun you with white stools!
I just choked on my coffee.
Thank God mine's not colored like missing prostitute. Boy, that could be hard to explain.
Dude, you need some Chipotlaway.
are you sure it's not related to doing the dew?
Grape drink.
what the hell is grape soda? you mean grape drink
That purple stuff.
Oh hey, Sunny D!
I thought it was "grape drank".
That's confusing. I missed that meme. Is that past tense, or an accent mimic of some sort?
Red kool aid
And taffy!
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Leopard skin
I would love some watermelon and grape soda... they are quite delicious.
Or possibly some "red drink"?
Nah, they go for the grape drink.
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I'm really high and that sounds fucking delicious
grape "drink" the proper vernacular is always appreciated.
How do you get 222 points for a racist comment. Are people on Reddit that racist?
Pretty much, yeah
Whoa, hold on there. Before the "He's a raacciisst!!" rants get started, the parent comment did open the door to that by implying that he knows all about chicken because he's black. Would be kind of awkward if nobody acknowledged his good sense of self-deprecating humor in order to validate that his humor is understood and that we find it funny.
tl;dr Don't be so sensitive.
No. You're wrong. First off, it's the internet, he could be a dog for all we know. Secondly, there isn't a "racist joke door". Even if n2dasun is black, their comment didn't invite shark615 in your imaginary door.
This isn't about sensitivity, it's about racism and sexism being upvoted on reddit on a regular basis, because we don't have to look at the people we're interacting with. I'll bet you any sum of money that shark615 wouldn't have said that to n2dasun if they were in the same room. No fuckin' way.
I think you are wrong.
you mean grape drink
hey hey, it's grape drank... at least get it right
wauta-melon & grape drank...it's purple mmm
Wait. It depends whether it's night or day out. Sometimes a man needs his malt liquor.
Mickey's FTW!
I prefer Old E. Mmmmmm
The old school bottle, we called them "Brain Grenades"
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Related question, shark615: how do you get your whites so white?
With White Power! of course!
WTF is wrong with you
Me? It's me you're worried about? Typical.
Look at him: He loves it. Just like it said in the encyclopedia.
Just in case you've been living under a rock
Thank you, that was hilarious.
Possibly the most ignorant youtube comment I've ever seen!
Haven't spent much time on YouTube, huh?
I'm really tempted to post The Boondocks "Nigga Moment" maybe than it would sorta kinda make sense.....jus maybe.
And, just like that, you get upvoted.
I learned how to eat chicken wings by Asians, who taught me to put the whole thing in my mouth then pull out the two bones.
I prefer to kill it and skin it first though. ;) EDIT: I meant pluck it, not skin it.
Keep plucking that chicken.
I have graduated to choking it.
I could understand killing it, but why skin it? The skin is one of the best parts of the wing.
If you had edited out the first part completely, then you would have transcended into errorless coolness.
Cooking it is not a bad idea either.
Oh man, you are right, it tastes way better this way.
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You skin your chicken? The skin is the best part!
An ex-girlfriend (who was chinese) horrified me one day when we went to watch a football game in the bar, and she did the same.
Only she didn't pull out the bones: girl straight chewed them up and washed them down.
so...by "same thing" you meant "not the same thing".
YOU LIE!
That's hot.
Are you sure?
See above post, I had a friend that did the same thing. Shocked me, but didn't seem to bother him at all...
This in Japan by any chance? Sounds like Japan.
I do it (Chinese). Didn't think much of it until now.
I was trying to make a freaky Japanese sex joke. It wasn't that great.
I was taught the same thing by a Cuban
This is how I eat them usually. Chewing on the sides of the bone is retarded.
Me, you, the kid who started afro reddit, that makes three of us. Property values going down now baby!!! Look out reddit, were in your forums fucking up your credits and shit!
Ah, what a magical day!
I'm from Western New York and this is in our DNA as well. That and the love for disappointing sports teams.
Western New York? Is that like the Upper West Side?
On your average day, I'd silently accept that joke. BUT YOU WILL NOT INSULT WNY'S BUFFALO WING HERITAGE!
Me too. Stay strong, brotha!
So how do you eat them? Chinese people basically just throw everything in their mouth and spit out whatever they can't swallow (chewed up bones). In generally pick the meat from the bones first, then bite on one end of the bone and suck the bone marrow juice out. That's the best part!
EDIT Oh never mind, I have mistakenly read that as "this seemed unnatural to me".
I usually grab the end with the best grip, stick the whole wing in my mouth and pull out the bones. Mouthful of chicken, two bones in my hand, next wing please.
Why wasn't there a video of this? Probably because the people who do it are too busy eating their delicious wings and not deboning first.
One fluid motion.
Now that's how you take care of business.
exactly how i do this.
I've had dim sum (in Guangzhou, Macau, Hong Kong) and the locals seem to cherish chicken feet in particular. They would envelope the entire chicken feet down to the bones and pull out the skeletal remains. I tried to mirror this but choked and failed. Yummy tho...
I used to work in a chicken factory. We used to throw away around 180,000 chicken feet every day, now a shit load of those are sent off to China in boxes. VERY little care is taken for them, they get stood on and picked up off the floor and shoved into the box.
With every other part of the chicken there are bad ones you throw away, not with the feet, all feet were good.
Do an AMA!
They've been on the floor ?? ewwww .. sick !
They're probably still better than many locally produced Chinese chicken feet...
i was sitting in the movies on my first trip to HK. All around for the entire movie were crunch slurp crunch slurp crunch noises. I figured some kind of crispy fried treat? Was it fried dough? Soup with crispy noodles?
When the lights came up the floor was littered, entirely covered, with bones and claws. After thinking about it for just a little while, I went out into the lobby and purchased a paper-cone of Chicken Feet and an individual packet of wash-n-dries for about fifty cents.
A month later, my grandpa Sam, a some-time jewish gangster during prohibition, jealously listened to tales of my exotic travels. Chicken feet? Yeah, we ate them down on Stanton street all the time. Your grandma won't make them for me cause she thinks they're ghetto.
They were delicious but took some serious getting used to.
Chicken feet are damned good though. Especially if you like cartilage.
I don't do chicken feet. Seems to me there's a point when it's no longer a piece of meat but merely a piece of a dead chicken.
You can usually just chew on the bones which should´ve been softened by cooking and swallow it all...
My ex would do this to chicken bones. It grossed me out at first but after i found out what else should could suck on like that wink wink. nah just joking still grosses me out.
You need a new girlfriend. And a dictionary.
I came here to say exactly that. I don't know where I learned it, but I've always eaten chicken wings like this and so did most of my friends when I was growing up.
More frequently than not though, I bite off the end shown here instead of twisting it off as presented here before pulling it out and then just treat the remaining bone as a drumstick.
This method really won't work well on KFC/Dominos quality chicken wings, which sadly is all that is available to me most of the time. =(
Same here. I generally eat wings one-handed, because I usually have a book in the other hand. Besides, why get the sauce on both hands?
This always just seemed natural to me. Then again, I am white, but like big booty!
I don't get it. What are you implying?
that I think like black guys, lol
You're assuming all black guys like big booty?
ha, a black dude in college taught me how to do this, his name is Tim... He kicks ass, and not just for the chicken wing trick.
Black man kicks ass with chicken...
What else can you teach us?
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I'm white and this seemed perfectly natural to me. When I was younger and eating chicken wings for the first time, I ate a few and this just kind of happened. After a few more, I was pretty adept at it. Once you do it a few times you can do it very fast.