Jesus loves me, this I know... [pic]
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Posted Feb 17, 2010, 9:55 AM UTC
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I just spit coffee out my nose.
good job.
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I just got up, went in the other room and brewed some coffee, brought it back, and threw the whole pot on the guy in the next cubicle.
Good job.
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I was having a good laugh at the Jesus pic until the guy in the next cubicle doused me with scalding coffee.
Ow. Good job.
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I was actually doing work until one jackass spit coffee out his nose and another guy started screaming.
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I was not doing work in China until a butterfly coming to sit on my nose inspired me to write a porn site for beastiality.
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I just spit urine all over my monitor!
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uh, that's not urine
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It's lemonade, sweet sweet lemonade.
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Its fresca
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Eh, same diff.
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BioShock.
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E-I-E-I-O
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Superman dat ho
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number one; make it so
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Jesus smoked it / this I know / 'cos Ozzy Osbourne / told me so.
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....because he puts Skippy in my lunch...
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anybody else think of the creepy splicers from bioshock?
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Yep.
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Jesus loves me this I know, For the bible tells me so, Circular logic is the best, This is why I'm atheist.
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I thought it went: Jesus loves me this I know, because Rabbi Feinberg tells me so.
My mom used to sing that.
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How fitting that the first commenter's name is Levi.
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for the bible tells me so
when I'm weak he makes me strong
that's why i sing this song
if I die before i wake
pray to him my soul he'll take
jesus loves me, this I know
mommy she loved jesus, but not like others did, for she had a special bottle in which our savior lived
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if I die before i wake, pray to him my soul he'll take
Those two clauses were the cause of many of my sleepless nights as kid. "Jesus" was the monster under my bed.
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My mom didn't teach me the entire thing for that reason. I didn't find out that that part existed for a long time.
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The lack of rhythm in this makes my head explode slightly.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogKrUOhr7pk
'bout :30 in
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YES! More facebook pictures!
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Jesus loves me this I know,
For the torturer tells me so,
And if I should disagree,
He gets the rack and stretches me!
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Wait, Jesus loves Scorpion?
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Bioshock splicer
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The words as I remember them from Sunday School. Now that I recall the whole thing, it creeps me out.
Jesus loves me, this I know
For the Bible tells me so
Little ones to him belong
They are weak and He is strong
Yes, Jesus loves me
Yes, Jesus loves me
Yes, Jesus loves me
The bible tells me so.
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It's like Fight Club... the Narrator is weak and attaches himself to the stronger Tyler Durden. Parasitism at its finest... or, you know, whatever.
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A good one indeed. :D I also LOL'd at work :D hahah people thought I went more crazy then my usual crazy self.
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"What is that joyous sound? Is that laughter? There's no place for that kind of tomfoolery at Sadness & Sadness' Chagrin, Vexation and Miscellaneous Displeasures Ltd.! Whoever that is must be crazy!"
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I can't help but think of this track.
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B-I-N-G-O
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Anybody else realize that this is fake?
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....what? Why would somebody on the internet do that? If we can't trust people on the internet, than who can we trust? My world is turning upside down...
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this made me burst out laughing at work.
it's a good thing they already think i'm a loud asshole.
I spit on my phone.
it's more acceptable to just bite your thumb at it.
Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?
I do bite my thumb, sir.
Which is a disgrace to it if it bears it.
as long as he remembers his swashing blow.
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They only think you're an asshole?
Wow, I'm good for life then.
You kidding me?
That was fucking retarded!
show me what you consider funny. right now. link, please, picture prefered to video.
I don't think you want to know. And you surely don't want to know what kind of music he listens to.
Smooth Jazz?