Found a pair of uniquely named Roombas headbutting at the bottom of an elevator

nah they aren't kissing they re powering up that station with their atomic headbutt it only can be seen by other roombas

Meanwhile, Daphnis falls into a pit, gets beaten up, is abducted by pirates, and is very nearly raped.

... at least they end up happy together because BOY that's some stuff they go through.

2nd century AD Greek novelist and romance writer Longus

Ah, I see that he is a cousin of the renowned Biggus Dickus.

Today I Learned; thanks!

Though, before I clicked on the link, I was expecting Kissing Fish (which are two males fighting despite appearances).

Didn't expect the characters to be male and female given this bit:

It is set on the Greek isle of Lesbos

Getting grofit now

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One of my bounty targets in Division 2 was simply named Sharts. That was pretty fantastic.

Iguess it is. There is a greek novel named "Daphnis and Chloe"

It's a model of robotic vacuum cleaner sold to consumers by the company iRobot.

It's also slang for the Domestik Drone that was added to Warframe in the most recent update. You can buy some for your orbiter, but they also appear in Gas City tiles as neutral mobs, now.