Cooking with Valkyries EP2: Burnt Pizza Toast
Posted Jul 5, 2019, 10:08 AM UTC
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Kiana’s dad: #*CASUALLY USES GUN TO COOK A TWO PIECES OF BREAD
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Well that's one way to use your family heirloom pistols
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Yup
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Are you tired of farming matz in raids? Don't you hate it when you can't even find people to do them?
Worry not, for your Judgement of Shamash can now be used to instantly over**cook your pizza toast!
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Kiana’s dad: CASUALLY USES GUN TO COOK TWO PIECES OF BREAD
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Kiana’s dad: CASUALLY USES ANCIENT WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION TO COOK TWO PIECES OF BREAD
#fixed
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Nicee
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Well, that's an improvement, if KianaMeowMeow can cook something that's NOT instantly lethal...
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Ugh...
Remembering chocolate-covered steak
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MAAAATE...she gave us INSTANT RAMEN FILLED MOONCAKES during the Lunar event.
I coudl still understand bitter melon filling, but...Instant Ramen...in a Chinese Mooncake...how...
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Wait. Noodles. In a cake. WTF? How did I miss THAT ONE?!
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Last year October-ish, when the Lunar/Mooncake festival was on. Each of the girls made their own variation on mooncake. Most were cute. Some were odd but understandable (Mochi filled Mooncake from Sakura). But...
I'm still cringing at the thought. INSTANT NOODLES. in a MOONCAKE.
(PTSD INTENSIFIES)
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Remember how in the spin off !manga she sent Otto to the hospital with an omelette.
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...I still can't see how something that...purple...could be remotely defined as an "omelette'...
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I want to know where did she go wrong? How do you mess up one of the simplest meals so badly?
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Thing is, you have to have a sense of taste if you cook, so you can vaguely tell what works and what doesn't. Given how much of her dad's cooking she's eaten...and a few in-game sidestories show how she can eat stuff most people would find impossible to stomach...
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Clutches chest
Why are you so damn cute?
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poor Himeko
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The man used the goddam judgement of shamash to cook the pizza bread lul
You could say, that the pizza toast got judged.