beer_down•

I hope all the dodgers embarrass themselves, Ketel hits 2 homers, and the NL wins

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chcstorey3•

One from each side of the plate

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Hiciao•

That would be so awesome.

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OceansideAZ•

I hate they have Dave Roberts as NL manager again, considering he left both DBacks pitchers in the bullpen last year

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Hiciao•

He made a great out there in the first!

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dhustead•

You’ve made us proud Ketel! Have some fun, well deserved.

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beer_down•

I love Ketel, but I wish we had a marketable star. None of these commercials are going to feature any of our players and I’m jelly :(

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robertxcii•

Hey now, the ASG has to remain PG13. You start featuring diamondback players and it's bordering on pornography. Why do you think Greinke backed out? He knew what was up.

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Raptor231408•

The dbacks could have Trout, Yelich, and Bellinger and ESPN would be sucking Pederson and Acunas dicks all night.

It is what it is.

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Myotherdumbname•

Ketel Marte!!! (...silence)

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Dr_Frasier_Bane•

Good. Keep sleeping on the sneks. We're ambush predators.

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robertxcii•

Fuck that crowd

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jmbry•

Ketal marte batting 8th with 2nd highest average. Small market team so I get it but god damn.

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Hiciao•

And Roberts is the manager so he's not going to favor Dbacks. I do wonder if that's why Greinke has a "personal issue". He didn't even get to play last year and didn't want to go not play again.

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durkaflurkaflame•

Probably. If Marte were a reserve he wouldn't play.

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xJroKx•

So much for talking about Marte or even having an intro lol.. more about Astros

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Tranquiltangent•

That's national sports coverage for you. Players in small markets have to do twice as much to get half the attention

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numberonepear•

Gets a double, literally no shits given.

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robertxcii•

Are you new to dbacks fandom?

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sotech•

Zero respect as usual. I'm surprised they didn't cut away to a Jack in the Box commercial during his at bat.

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xJroKx•

I’m sure they were planning too, Ketel was up there swinging away before they could get the chance lol

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BaptismByeFire•

Ketel just ripped that baseball oh my lord

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itsgitty•

Seriously how hard was that hit. That should’ve been gone!

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bjburnsy:Ketel_Marte: Ketel Marte•

Two K’s for Bellinger, Kershaw gives up run, our boi gets a double. This is a nice game!

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DataSetMatch•

When Dodgers sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending Greinke. They're not sending AARP-eligible Randy Johnson. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing meatballs. They're bringing errors. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. But I speak to D. Baxter and B. Brenly and they tell us what we're getting. And it only makes common sense. They're sending us not the right people. It's coming from more than Dodger Stadium. It's coming from all over Oklahoma and Rancho Cucamonga, and it's bad.

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beer_down•

10/10

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MusicalMoon•

Great 💩 post!

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ilonzoOP•

Classic Marte fakeout for extra screentime. Genius

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maronson97:Alex_Avila: Alex Avila•

It’s the only way, damnit!

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scoooter53•

Ketel makes that play. Fuck Muncy, Fuck Dave Roberts, FUCK THE DODGERS

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ilonzoOP•

#LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO MARTE

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ilonzoOP•

FUCK FOX FUCK JOE BUCK ARE YOU SERIOUSLY NOT EVEN GONNA MENTION MARTE???

Edit: I hate major sport media/major market jerk fest

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robertxcii•

Bellinger is a dodger, no worse insult than that.

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beer_down•

Bellinger struck out again, bum

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ilonzoOP•

What's up with the Dodgers fucking up when on national coverage lmao

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beer_down•

Idk but I LOVE IT

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numberonepear•

I dunno but it's tasty

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Aponthis•

Lol they sub Marte out for a Dodger who immediately makes an error.

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maronson97:Alex_Avila: Alex Avila•

Lol, Kershaw sucks

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beer_down•

Kershaw sucks

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dfe_etsitty•

Marte partay!

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