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luckykobold

My wife is having a bad day. Any volunteers want to do some absurd Photoshopping?

Things are kind of going from bad to worse lately, and I want to cheer my incredible wife up. She called me crying today and it kills me.

So here are photos of our kid: http://imgur.com/a/GQO5I/shoptastic

It would cheer her up to see insane shops of him-- let your imaginations go wild. But, seriously, this is my son so please be cool-- nothing disturbing. I want to surprise her with this tonight at dinner.

Thanks.

EDIT: She's an artist and art history buff if that inspires anyone.

EDIT for the wife: I only wanted to see you laughing in the purple rain.

EDIT III: She's laughing hysterically! You are all fantastic. Keep 'em coming!

Posted Jul 23, 2010, 6:45 PM UTC · edited

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AtOurGates•

Is she aware that your son is an accomplished wrangler of cetaceans?

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luckykoboldOP•

I am upvoting you to heaven.

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sean85•

GAWD! He's too young to die!

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Kyton•

Upvote for using the word "cetacean" meaningfully.

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calmlunatic•

Put a horn on that cetacean!

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nsfender•

And make it a Gnarwal?

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[deleted]•

Do one of Ace Rimmer riding the flying alligator

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Vole85•

Upvote for Red Dwarf!

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lazypuffstone•

Oh wait...looks like your wife isn't the only sad one

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basselope•

omg, i just spit soda out of my mouth, and i wasn't even drinking any.

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[deleted]•

I was raising a glass of water up to my mouth as I saw that. Thankfully I laughed before I had water in my mouth.

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[deleted]•

Subtle and classy.

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Albuyeh•

I do not think I have ever laughed that hard after seeing something on the Internet.

I love you.

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Memeberme•

Keanu!

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[deleted]•

puts hands on hips

OH, YOU!

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Harley297•

keanu on a bench has been making me cringe lately. but I applaud you, good sir, for your subtlety

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cthulhufhtagn•

I don't get it. :(

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tme001•

This here is full of so much win.

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ClearlyNotWorking•

I can't afford Photoshop

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pacostaco•

That's one sassy reddit alien.

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kryptobs2000•

Heh, who here can?

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herpasaurus•

Dude, wanna buy some software? I've got some real nice software if you're interested. Let's talk over there.

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djhs•

AND YET YOU GET AN UPVOTE, SIR!

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[deleted]•

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goddardc•

or gimpshop for a photoshop clone

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cthulhufhtagn•

every bit as feature rich as photoshop

For the average user, you're totally right. Depending on how much you want to do, GIMP is very awesome, and very free. But I've been messing with photoshop more at work lately, and...it's quite a bit better. Still love my GIMP though.

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[deleted]•

Or, if you don't like Gimp: Paint.net

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DarkSideofOZ•

http://www.pixlr.com Photoshop in a browser!

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TerpZ•

Is that Gazoo on his shoulder?

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fortuitus•

I didn't know what to expect, and I loved it. Best laugh I've had today.

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[deleted]•

love the chest hair

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Le_Petit_Lapin•

You know what this thread needs?

MORE DALI!

Hmm, cant call this Le Sommeil anymore...I know:

Le Inquiétante

;)

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luckykoboldOP•

You rock. I wants me a poster of that.

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weewooweewoo•

DO IT!

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Le_Petit_Lapin•

Indeed, do it, make one the size of the kids bedroom ceiling and glue it up there!

:D

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Ollie182•

this program is awesome :D

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[deleted]•

Google Rasterbator. You can make 8ft by 5ft posters with any image. Makes pixels round like in old news papers. Excellent program. Beware of the urge to suddenly print 30 dollar posters though. The dimensions I just mentioned will empty your ink cartridge if the poster will be mostly solid and dark.

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optimarcusprime•

Upvoted to surreal numbers for the Dali

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[deleted]•

Show off :-)

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Ekoc•

Mommy, Steve called, but then he stopped talking

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sadax•

GENIUS you are a.

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tonepoems•

Had some vintage fun - hope your wife feels better! http://i.imgur.com/voPKC.jpg

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luckykoboldOP•

Love it. And thanks, man.

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tonepoems•

No problem - needed a break from the website I was designing. (and I'm a chick!) :)

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herpasaurus•

Webdesigning chicks. Is there anything they can't do?

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[deleted]•

Web designing chicks, how do they work?

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luckykoboldOP•

My wife just said she loved you, especially because you're a chick.

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guinunez•

go on ...

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neonerz•

Thats nice of your husband to allow you to have a computer in the kitchen.

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Iamanasshole1•

stop showing off cunt!

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hal2000•

Mel Gibson, you need medication.

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basselope•

that is fantastic

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[deleted]•

Ohhhh, that is nice.

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Aksalon•

This was the first thing that came to mind for some reason.

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ilestledisko•

This made me lol.

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Jazzbandrew•

i would love to see one of frida kahlo/monkey.

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Le_Petit_Lapin•

PEW! PEW! PEW!

Quick and dirty.

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[deleted]•

true baby faced killer

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ThrewItAllAwayAgain•

Baby Face nelson? Is that you?

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crookers•

Best in thread.

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marxvolta•

I love this so much.

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[deleted]•

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squatly•

I just turned the black and white portrait into a colour one. Hope you like it :)

http://i.imgur.com/J7zWN.jpg

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mentat•

the spice must flow

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toastyghost•

he who controls the spice controls the universe

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[deleted]•

Where is the GodEmperor when you need him?

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toastyghost•

nobody needed the second leto the second

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anonymous1•

you need to turn the whites blue too

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HyperSpaz•

How did you colour the iris seperately from the fine strands of hair? Did you trace them by hand or is there a trick?

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onedr0p•

Your kid is such a gentlemen.

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chrishopper•

I'll tip a hat to that

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el0rg•

reminds me of clockwork orange..

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chrishopper•

that was the idea, but I couldn't get the makeup right. Also, then he'd have to explain the movie to his wife if she's never seen it, and really, no one who hasn't seen it ever should.

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[deleted]•

i love that movie, the musical score is spot on, the sets are impeccable, and the casting!!!! well done Stanley Kubrick, well done.

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cthulhufhtagn•

no one who hasn't seen it ever should.

You mean anyone who hasn't seen it should have their eyes forced open, tied town to a chair, and be made to watch it on a loop for seven days?

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kenlubin•

There was something sinister about that picture, wasn't there?

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luckykoboldOP•

That rocks! Thank you-- he has a hat much like that.

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chrishopper•

he's in good company, too

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luckykoboldOP•

hahahaha!

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pigferret•

I've cross-posted this to The Lounge.

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AerialAmphibian•

He certainly is, but he needs to work on his monocle smile.

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oli35•

lol I laughed so hard at that

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el0rg•

Your boy has big eyes!: http://i.imgur.com/n3JOC.jpg

I'm at work and don't have access to photoshop, so I used this online editor: http://www.pixlr.com/editor/ if any of you guys haven't heard of it, it's pretty awesome in a pinch.

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blackmang•

http://imgur.com/bnq5Y.jpg

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mcgeezeer•

Wow that's creepy. Have an upvote!

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[deleted]•

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nsfender•

You're creepy.

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RaptorJizzus•

nothing disturbing

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Jazzbandrew•

nothing as disturbing as raptor jizz at least.

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mentat•

It's the corinthian :(

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[deleted]•

No one reads sandman in here. But Neil would be impressed.

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deepbreath•

some do :)

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cthulhufhtagn•

what deepbreath said.

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toastyghost•

yay! now put an eye in the mouth place

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[deleted]•

awww you japaned it.

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wordifier•

The Corinthian!!

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abandonship•

Lady Gaga!

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herpasaurus•

Black hole sun, won't you come, and wash away the raaaain!

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jck•

nice try, creator of pixlr

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el0rg•

I guess that sounded kind of markety.. but it was the first result on google for "online photoshop" and it was pretty impressive, I figured other people would have been at work at the time and could have used it ;p

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JeanHarlow•

That mustache picture SO needs to be photoshopped onto Prince's Purple Rain album cover,but I don't have the skills to do it.

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chrishopper•

http://imgur.com/eeINa.jpg :D

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luckykoboldOP•

So much win.

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JeanHarlow•

Oh my god, yes! Purple suits him!

(totally cute kid, btw)

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mrgord•

Best One!

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[deleted]•

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telesphore42•

Oh. my. god.

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Wyldgecko•

Not Purple Rain but Close

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DrJulianBashir•

This makes me think of Inigo Montoya.

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[deleted]•

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SmartAssX•

ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES!

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onedr0p•

I was going to do a tf2 based one, beats the hell out of my attempt.

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cgehrke•

I just want to say I did all this on my phone.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/gehrke/4821858265/

Enjoy.

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duffmanhb•

Whoa. What program did you use?

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cgehrke•

That's done with toonpaint for the iPhone. Thanks.

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masklinn•

Other images in his stream mention an iPhone so it might be brushes

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garyismo•

Nice!!

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[deleted]•

Convince your son that this did infact happen and that he must have forgotten it, after a while he will recreate this memory and believe it.

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only2thumbs•

I N C E P T I O N

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[deleted]•

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eandi•

Brawrr

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TMox•

It is funny, but OP said nothing disturbing...

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eandi•

I don't know how to photoshop anything not disturbing. It's a compulsion. DON'T JUDGE ME!

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luckykoboldOP•

Awesome! I didn't want to laugh but couldn't help myself.

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davelove•

theres my chippy

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robc84•

C'mon chip chip.

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DFA831•

This is so funny.... but wrong for the post.... but oh so funny

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virusporn•

That is fucking creepy.

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earynspieir•

A bit crude...I suck at this :P

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Keido•

I actually really like it! :)

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earynspieir•

best I could do on http://www.pixlr.com/editor/ ^^

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sundogdayze•

I'm a little late, but here's my attempt. Hope she feels better!

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roxlo•

Awesome.

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mypoorbrain•

You have a Dali baby!

http://imgur.com/XZz6u.gif

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luckykoboldOP•

That's awesome.

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EldestPort•

What's the source on that picture, please? I'm assuming that's Dali with his ocelot. I love ocelots.

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mypoorbrain•

Exactly :)

http://mestadelsbilder.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/salvador-dali-and-his-pet-ocelot.jpg

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EldestPort•

Amazing! Thanks so much for that. :)

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ZombieDracula•

Timeless

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tcpip4lyfe•

The fuck?

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k1down•

man that is fuckin art right there.

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pleaseleez•

Diane Arbus! Great portrait photographer. Her website here.

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Snepo•

Is that the dreaded "Slender man" in the background?

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