Hurricane Lorenzo, the strongest ever storm in Eastern Atlantic history, looks like it's heading for a direct hit next week. Could change, but be very aware if you are in UK or Ireland.

For the United Kingdom to be the first landfall of such a strong hurricane is very rare. You can track the storm at National Hurricane centre website. according to the National Hurricane Centre it will still be categorised as a hurricane 300 miles off Ireland. This is now something to watch closely. Even if it arrives as a storm this is going to be very strong.

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https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at3+shtml/083449.shtml?cone#contents

Posted Sep 29, 2019, 10:50 AM UTC

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KriasProLaMalinda•

Did Boris draw that on with a Sharpie?

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mansa18•

What part of Europe is considered “Alabama”

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Jess1743•

Northern Ireland

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Nornironcurt123•

I’ll have you know Alabama is actually considered the Northern Ireland of America

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Travelertwo•

Denmark, obviously.

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ObviouslyTriggered•

Austria.

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StairheidCritic•

If you stretch things Turkey under Erdogan might be the closest to AL.

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Bilboshitebaggins•

Maybe it'll push the uk into Europe, just to give brexiteers an aneurysm.

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[deleted]•

I didn’t think it was possible to squeeze Brexit into this, but you managed it somehow.

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Glitch_in_the_pink•

I laughed way too hard at this!

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iemploreyou•

Lets go to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for all this to blow over.

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flubbdubb•

Oh my gawd... trampoline...! Oh my gawd

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Driver_67•

trampleen!

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Korhaka•

I am at Winchester now, does that count?

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iemploreyou•

Well it won't hit for a few days so it might be a bit of a heavy sesh. Better have some pork scratchings to line your stomach.

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StairheidCritic•

pork scratchings

Just as well they are Vegetarian . :O

(The Detectorists)

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wirral_guy•

Strange. Neither the BBC or the Metoffice forecasts are showing even windy conditions towards the end of this week for my area.

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RosemaryFocaccia𝓢𝓬𝓸𝓽𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓭, 𝓔𝓾𝓻𝓸𝓹𝓮•

Not even windy conditions for the SW of Ireland, where the graphic the OP links to is predicting landfall.

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chazmuzz•

That's because they aren't sure of the potential track, at all. We'll find out in the next few days if it really is coming for us. Just look at the range of differing predictions, many of them going back out to the atlantic and not hitting us at all: https://www.weathernerds.org/tc_guidance/storm.html?tcid=AL13

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pajamakittenDorset•

Same. I'm not in the direct path but we would expect wind and rain for definite. It's only saying cloud for the latter part of the week.

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Loplop509•

Waves were coming over the barriers and landing on cars parked up on the front in West Kirby yesterday, we're all doomed!

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wirral_guy•

Brings back memories of driving my car along New Brighton front during storms and getting the waves crashing over you. Damn, they had some power, they'd literally rock the car.

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Stealth_BummerSussex•

It's the highest spring tides of the year atm 2-3m above average in some places, they started to peak Saturday and should start going back to normal after Tuesday.

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qtx•

I feel like this is OPs first storm the way he is trying to scaremonger us with his Lorenzo posts.

But as his link shows, this storm will be no where near as strong as a hurricane by the time it reaches the UK.

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Malediction101•

Oo'er.

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MrSoapbox•

I saw this mentioned about 3 days ago. I googled it and all I could find were NOAA and about a million articles from "The Express". The Express being a sensationalist shitrag, so I didn't put too much thought into it but NOAA did have me slightly concerned.

I read that it was a Cat 2 that just changed to 3 (I believe, it was worded funny) and claimed by the time it could reach the UK and France it could be a Cat 5, which was due to make landfall some when "next week" (this was friday I read it)

I watched the weather and saw nothing, no other sites were reporting it, though a local news site for somewhere...Sheffield maybe? stated they had already been hit by one called hurricane humberto, but I don't recall hearing anything about that last week. All in all, there were apparently 3 heading this way, with Lorenzo seeming to be the most aggressive.

So if it is going to hit this week, I wonder why proper news sites haven't been saying anything, also, if it's a category 5, surely there would be evacuations? I know this isn't the US with shitty houses, but from what I read C5's can still tear down well constructed buildings and put power out for months.

I'd love to know what's going on.

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Zanmato79•

AccuWeather class it as a ‘extratropical rain storm’ for Thursday and Friday, it wouldn’t be a hurricane by the time it lands according to current forecasts. It would have lost the majority of it’s strength by the time it reaches the west coast of Ireland and will perhaps just lash the U.K. with heavy rain, not to dissimilar to today in Lancashire but just coupled with brisk winds, forecast at 50kmh. There are no warnings at the moment for the end of the week from BBC Weather.

Like you said, the Express is sensationalist about such things like the weather and asteroids passing harmlessly beyond several distances of the orbit of the moon. I have only seen a Metro article about it today and just says ‘to lash the U.K. with rain and strong winds’.

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Overunderscore•

It’s not forecast to be a hurricane by the time it gets to us.

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BobsAndVageenPls•

by the time it could reach the UK and France it could be a Cat 5

France‽ There's no way in hell it's going anywhere near France, let alone the UK.

I wonder why proper news sites haven't been saying anything

Because this is just nonsense scaremongering.

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liketo•

Direct hit will be more like a direct fart by the time it reaches us. The Azores on the other hand...

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Ivashkin•
INIT  29/1500Z 25.9N  44.4W  125 KT 145 MPH
 12H  30/0000Z 27.2N  43.9W  115 KT 130 MPH
 24H  30/1200Z 28.9N  43.0W  105 KT 120 MPH
 36H  01/0000Z 31.0N  41.6W  100 KT 115 MPH
 48H  01/1200Z 33.7N  38.9W   95 KT 110 MPH
 72H  02/1200Z 42.0N  29.0W   80 KT  90 MPH
 96H  03/1200Z 50.0N  18.4W   65 KT  75 MPH...POST-TROP/EXTRATROP
120H  04/1200Z 54.9N  11.6W   50 KT  60 MPH...POST-TROP/EXTRATROP

Looks like it's rapidly losing power so when it arrives we're looking at strong winds rather than a cat 5 hurricane.

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SiricoBedfordshire•

Where's Micheal Fish he's never wrong about hurricanes hitting the UK.

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manicbassman•

I remember this and also trees down and no leccy for days after... luckily, I was able to cook on my paraffin heater and had some candles for light.

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borg88Buckinghamshire•

As Rik Mayall said at the time, he wouldn't know a hurricane if one came out of his bottom.

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Looks like a very vague prediction, judging by how unpredictable Dorian was I wouldn't place much faith in that path remaining the same next week.

I'm not saying don't be prepared, but we are incredibly sensationalist about our weather here.

If you look at this forecast (press play) it dissipates just before it hits cornwall

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edneilPlanet Earth•

Thankfully, most houses in the UK aren't built out of matchsticks, so we'll be fine.

Also, NOAA currently are showing a bit of wind by the time it hits Ireland. Meh.

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shrewphysShropshire•

tropicalstormrisk.com combined with earth.nullschool.net to check up on wind speeds and wave heights is one of my favourite things to do when bored.

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coastwalker•

I actually check earth.nullschool.net to see what the wind is doing.

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WarmDurian•

TBH a hurricane armaggedon (sp?) is about the most appealing thing I’ve seen in the news lately

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allhailzod•

Feeling that same vibe man..

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BananasonfireEngland•

Bloody foreign hurricanes coming over here, blowing over our bins! Don't they know Brexit means Brexit?

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onlyme4444•

Pha ! Tis but a sneeze ! Oh hang on....!

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hotbutteredyak•

Gotta give the op some credit here as it's now being reported by the met office as a potentially disruptive storm.

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ICESTONE14Lancashire•

Stop trying to distract us from Brexit with this threat to life and limb, it's almost like you want us to worry about having our skulls caved in by flying debris not whether our prosecco and brie supplies will run out after the 31st.

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ontrack•

*center, not centre. :)

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MrSoapbox•

No? Centre is correct for British English. The real English.

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fsfpla•

But it's a proper noun, the (one and only) National Hurricane Center in Florida, USA. Every style guide recommends maintaining regional spellings in proper nouns. Or do you think American writers should refer to our Ministry of Defence as the Ministry of Defense?

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StairheidCritic•

:O

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custerdpooder•

Fuck off

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