I. WANT. MY. MODDY!

What a bunch of elitist assholes. I was a squarejerker for a while. Got banned for not being a dick-head. The main topic of whining there was "god these fuckers (you dear readers/submitters) are such asshole digg rejects that just don't meet our standards." The monocle thing is not a joke. They think that way.

Posted Jan 6, 2011, 5:10 AM UTC · edited

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gabe2011•

So this is a real thing then. That, coupled with r/lounge makes for a conspiracy with a lot of power in the hands of those who think they are elite.

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ThisIsYourPenisOP•

no shit

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gabe2011•

Even /b/ knows about it. fuck, we are like the digg to reddit and reddit is 4chan.

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[deleted]•

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ThisIsYourPenisOP•

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[deleted]•

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[deleted]•

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Negative__One•

you mad Bro?

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ThisIsYourPenisOP•

No. Vindicated.

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Negative__One•

Well shoot, can I somehow make you mad? Maybe poke you repeatedly in the stomach asking "umadBro"?

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ThisIsYourPenisOP•

yeah, that would do it.

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ThisIsYourPenisOP•

i hope you are being meta here because you hit it right. they were mad at the readers and submitters, like this shit is anything to be mad about.

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Negative__One•

Fuck them. Fuck them in their stupid asses.

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gabe2011•

We were in squarejerk too. Fuckin assholes kicked me out because I kept making references. These retards actually think they are a part of something awesome club. Fuck those jews man.

http://www.reddit.com/r/trianglejerk/comments/b6qu1/trianglejerk_is_becoming_too_much_like_squarejerk/

http://www.reddit.com/r/circlejerk/comments/bkbq9/the_life_of_a_circlejerker/c0n7dzs

lol papajohn56

ytjews saying that posting pictures of sj even tho it doesnt "exist" will get you b&. also, notice how he is still a mod. (and my comment outing sj, obviously in satire so as to make it look like im just playing) all teh shapejerkz in wun plaec

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