I’m not taking a shit until ETH is at $3k

Comedy

24 hour update: still hodling 48 hour update: still hodling

Posted Apr 28, 2021, 12:37 AM UTC · edited

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supsubrrrz•

A true hodler🤣🤣

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5boros•

Better hope nobody dumps before he gets a chance to.

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ethereum88:Ethereum:Ethereum fan•

I believe you can visit the toilet this weekend! Hang in there!

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HulkingBrain•

But the GAS....

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UranusisGoldenBull•

Gas reduced. He ll be ok

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HulkingBrain•

Still, he’s not making a smart contract.

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Anthrogic:Ethereum:•

!RemindMe 1 day

Edit: I fear by the time this man goes, he'll be in the hospital for constipation and stool impaction

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[deleted]•

!RemindMe August 2025

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Anthrogic:Ethereum:•

Bit pessimistic isn't it 😳

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[deleted]•

Just in case. I wanna check on dude if the market stays irrational longer than he can stay solvent.

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Lambo32123•

Good bot

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Mr_Bluebird•

Bad bot

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Lmao

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Mr_Bluebird•

Good bot

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[deleted]•

Lol

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alby6969696969•

I knew the network was congested, but this is something else

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lost_in_the_coins•

Daily updates pls

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Crypto-AccountOP•

Will do

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Glabstaxks•

RIP bro. Thank you for your shatrifice.

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allywix•

Inb4 bowel obstruction

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topbossultra•

And out before the bowel obstruction too.

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[deleted]•

Ite, bet

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MiffersGentleman•

Lord please spare this child

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NorthernUprising•

Well it's over $3k Canadian

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[deleted]•

Only USD matters.

Americccaaaaa FUCK YEAH!

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SerialMasticator•

You will be relieved shortly

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Slightlynorth•

Dude.

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MSTeams•

I think it'll be at least a few days

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Green_Tendies•

That’s a bold strategy, Cotton.

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Hopeful_Stoic•

Constipation hurts

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j-kim89•

Fine, then im not getting off this toilet until ETH hits $3k.

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Lambo32123•

I think you can do it man I believe in you 👍👍👍

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dudSpudson•

Ok Hank Hill

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pk1950•

kind of want this not to reach 3k before a few weeks now lol

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Clean_Eyes•

Poor bowels

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