is this how Jesus was born?
Posted Jun 25, 2021, 10:17 AM UTC
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It’s the second coming!
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Not if he wasn't that good.....
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Unless she's Ben Shapiro's wife
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Now That's some dry humor
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The holy creampie.
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Second cuming*
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Wonder what God's vinegar strokes look like. Love to get a look at that soul.
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cumming*
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You replied to the wrong comment buddy
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What did they say?
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R/unexpectedbillwurtz. They meant to reply to a different parent comment stating “you could make a religion out of this”
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Thanks
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Im pretty sure you just cropped out the reply saying just kidding
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You mean whoever first took this screenshot in the before time; the long long ago.
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Sarchasm: The space between someone that makes a sarcastic comment and someone who doesn't get it.
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It’s spelt ‘sarcasm’ and that’s not the definition,idiot baka
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Meta
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I legit downvoted this for a second before realizing lmao
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sussy baka
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Chasm. Derp
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laughs in bamboozled
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"It's spelt sarcasm.... Sarcasm.... Sarcasm...."
Oh no, looks like he fell in
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Yeah idk why but just felt like ur
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The irony here
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They deleted it out of embarrassment lol
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Oh no. You fell in.
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Or did he?
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The real sad cringe is believing this happened.
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The real sad cringe was the believing along the way!
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The real sad cringe was the friends we made along the way.
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of course its a big possibility that she simply cheated on him, but i feel obligated to mention that if you take a test and it shows negative (correctly), after leaving it out for long enough, it might change to show positive (incorrectly, obviously)
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Why take the test if you didnt do it though? If red thinks shes a virgin only one thing happened in my mind.
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You guys analyse these fake posts way too deeply.
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i suppose
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With all due respect, the ramifications if this post is not fake are too big to ignore. If true, this could be THE second coming of Jesus.
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right. yeah then it looks like she def. cheated
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Could always be a friend that did it at their home for emotional support. I've had a friend sleep over and take one in that scenario.
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This gives me a fun idea. Thanks
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I leave positive pregnancy tests at most houses i visit just to see if it stirs things up. Kinda fun.
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Gotta stay on your toes with God out here impregnating people
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Or the girl regularly checks if shes been impregnated by the holy spirit.
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That’s true, it’s called an “evap” line which causes negative tests to show a second line after ~10min. But evap lines are usually very faint. And most of the time the evap line is grey and not pink. That test is definitely a positive!
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Then why was she testing?
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The whole thing seems like an obvious joke
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Some people just like peeing on stuff.
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Well she still took the test.......
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And they say abstinence is 100% affective
Edit: yall mean :(
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I don't know, staying abstinent for too long does seem to be a part of a lot of affective disorders. Voluntarily or otherwise.
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I confuse them too and I have a college degree. Lol
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Affect is the noun, effect is the verb - affect is what happened, effect is making things happen (with a few exceptions)
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No, it's the other way around.
I affected the thing which caused these effects.
Medicine has "side effects" not "side affects"
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While you're technically correct, you don't have to be facetious about it.
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What?
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He's right. That comment needs to be preserved
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You're getting shit, but abstinence is definitely 100% affective, too. May not be what you meant to say, but still a true statement.
Edit: A lot of people in my mentions don't seem to understand the difference between "affective" and "effective" and are whooshing this hard.
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Abstinence is effective if you are actually abstinent, however a policy of abstinence-only and abstinence-only focused education leads to a much higher rate of teen pregnancy due in part to the lack of information given about how sex and human bodies work, the lack of information about contraceptives, as well as the vast amount of misinformation that is given in cultures and counties that focus heavily on abstinence as the primary form of birth control.
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You misunderstood me, OP misspelled "effective" as "affective" (which have different meanings) and I was just making a joke about how her statement was still true because abstinence is 100% affective [definition: relating to, arising from, or influencing feelings or emotions] as well.
It was just a joke about how not getting laid makes you moody and depressed. I think abstinence-only education is utterly stupid and ineffective and wasn't making a statement about it at all.
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Hahahahahahaha okay 😁
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People get raped, carl
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I'm sure that's affective, too, but it doesn't have anything to do with abstinence being affective as well. "Affective" vs "effective," they're different words with different meanings.
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I never even used the word affective?
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Him: She’s a virgin
Her: Sure I am…
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I think that was his joke. The post is either trolling her or making a joke about them not waiting.
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Lots of military wives are miraculously impregnated this way!
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That’s some sad shit. Poor guys don’t deserve that BS
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Yes they do
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"You are never truly a religion, till you start banging kids." (c) James Willems
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"There is no first! We get it, and that's it!" - Bruce Greene
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Maybe some swimmers got in there without sex. Could be he humped her too close to her crotch.....I know it's a joke but sexless pregnancy is a thing.....
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Could also be that they're both so sexually repressed due to religion that they dont know they actually had sex.
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LOL that’s a very real possibility!
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LOL
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Buddy...
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No way this is real
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Imagine if people actually believed this for 2000 years and fought wars over it and 2000 years from now a third of the worlds population used this Facebook post as justification to treat gay people like shit. That’d be wild huh???
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It's funny to me how some of the same people who laugh at this because of the ridiculous of it all STILL believe the story from the bible.
The story of a man in his, what, 30s[?], and his 14ish year old ~wife~. If we hear that shit now, we'd NEVER believe it, but somehow, this book tells us it's all explainable and that these are the people we're meant to worship, and people just go "yep, makes sense".
Weird shit, yo.
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Jesus fucking Christ
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Attenborough voice
“And just ahead in the brush...if you look closely...you will see the furtive movements of a wild Didus Notappenus“
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Faaake
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You could make a religion out of this
Nah. Too crazy, noone would go for it.
Isn't that level of craziness required for religions?
I think the joke is that Christianity could’ve started this way…
The belief that Mary was a Virgin actually (probably) came from the First Gospel of James. It was written around 150AD.
It's all right, you just got to get them while they're kids and they don't know any better and use your position of authority to make them submit.
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Kinda but the majority is no
There probably were attempts at comparatively sane and logical religions, but they never took off so we've never heard of them. Just like there probably were utterly batshit crazy religions that were just too crazy for people, so they also never took off.I guess you have to hit the right level of crazy to become a world religion.
That’s literally the point. He was being sarcastic
Wait, no don't
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Who would ever believe the kid was born by divine intervention? Then what? You would believe he is the son of some God or something? Keep believing the story for thousands of years?
Sorry, this does not seem plausible at all.
No don’t
The sun is a deadly laser!
No, don't
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I vote chicken to be the holy sacred symbol for the religion. I quote " Nor shall we eat chicken any more nor shall we tolerate others eating them"
You mean based on lies? we got plenty already.
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