UndeadMantis•

AT LAST! MY VISION COMETH ALIVE!

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SyntaxTheFourthOP•

Inspired by this comment.

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Great job, his expression is perfect. Perfect response for any time someone asks why something works like it does in TF2.

"Did you just hit that guy with a mailbox?"

"Yes."

"Why did it kill him?"

"He was on fire."

"What?"

"HATS"

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SyntaxTheFourthOP•

With the amount of absurdity that goes on with TF2's mechanics, I can see this having some potential as the be-all-end-all argument.

"Did you just throw a jar of piss at that guy?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"Hats."

"How did you just kill that soldier with a single hit from your fists?"

"I ate a steak beforehand."

"Wait... what?"

"Hats."

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"So...this comic is canon, right?"

"Yep."

"Why does it involve a child stabbing Santa in the neck with an icicle then?"

"HATS"

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SyntaxTheFourthOP•

I'm suddenly struck by the fact that TF2 completely lacks a Santa-themed hat.

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SaneesvaraSFW•
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ritzhi_•

hahahaha nice

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