I'm here for the Fight Club style ending - Citadel delenda est

Posted Jan 26, 2022, 8:59 AM UTC

Posted Jan 26, 2022, 8:59 AM UTC
Same ,ngl if i don't get fight club ending I'll be kinda upset wealthy, Wealthy but upset.
::where is my mind?::
DRSBOT 6.03: UTC->2022-01-26 08:59:1
✅ You have 14 shares previously logged @ [Sprstnk]
To feed incremental shares:-> !DRSBOT:XXX!
^(Beep Boop. Was that a snek? GME ~99.7900)
!DRSBOT:18!
##DRSBOT 6.03 Reply: UTC->2022-01-26 09:00:1
You have 32 shares logged from the following threads:
| ✅ | [Sprstnk] | 14 Shares | 2021-12-23 | PERMALINK |
| ✅ | [Sprstnk] | ➡️ 18 Shares | 2022-01-26 | PERMALINK |
| ^(Bot MC: $163,446,840.82) | Total | [Sprstnk] | [GME] | [GMEOrphans] | [GMEJ_closed] |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ✅+⭐+❗Shares: | 1,637,926 | 1,167,240 | 304,262 | 154,163 | 12,261 |
| ⭐Book: | 70,604 | 59,779 | 5,825 | 4,999 | 1 |
| ❗Flagged Shares: | 50 | 0 | 0 | 50 | 0 |
| Apes (posts): | 10,527 (13,724) | 7,454 (10,080) | 1,972 (2,535) | 1,023 (1,026) | 78 (83) |
| Avg #Shrs/Ape: | 155.59 | 156.59 | 154.29 | 150.26 | 157.19 |
| Avg #Entry/Ape: | 1.3037 | 1.3523 | 1.2855 | 1.0029 | 1.0641 |
| Avg #CS Accts/Ape: | 1.36 (606) | 1.40 (479) | 1.21 (85) | 1.32 (41) | 1.00 (1) |
| Median: | 27.00 | 28.00 | 24.00 | 30.00 | 40.00 |
| Mode: | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 |
| STDEV: | 508.23 | 429.81 | 731.61 | 556.17 | 313.33 |
| 🐒 X (avg): | 2372 (3.35) | 1645 | 453 | 257 | 17 |
| 🦧 XX (avg): | 4982 (36.77) | 3487 | 964 | 493 | 38 |
| 🦍 XXX (avg): | 2886 (255.81) | 2103 | 515 | 250 | 18 |
| ⭐XXXX (avg): | 278 (2060.86) | 212 | 38 | 23 | 5 |
| 🐳 XXXXX (avg): | 9 (15065.33) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 🐱 XXXXXX (avg): | 0 (0.00) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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####BOT POETRY: {
that can easily be valued/compared to open sea at 10B!!!
Oh I have!
Thank you for your service!!!
}
Swippity swooty DRSing now is a dooty! Updoot for visibility!
Rule number 741: tell everyone about Fight Club. Ape on!
Just not the new Chinese government edited ending version right?
I'm sure that's what Citadel are holding out for, but not what I'm here for!
Ryan Cohen - Restitutor Orbis
I'm here for a V for Vendetta style ending
This was my DEGIRO "never-selling shares" and some of that sweet sweet dip that was too good to resist.
!DRSBOT:BOOK!
You have 32 shares logged from the following threads:
| ⭐ | [Sprstnk] | 14 Shares | 2021-12-23 | PERMALINK |
| ⭐ | [Sprstnk] | ➡️ 18 Shares | 2022-01-26 | PERMALINK |
| ^(Bot MC: $163,460,512.05) | Total | [Sprstnk] | [GME] | [GMEOrphans] | [GMEJ_closed] |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ✅+⭐+❗Shares: | 1,638,045 | 1,167,359 | 304,262 | 154,163 | 12,261 |
| ⭐Book: | 70,636 | 59,811 | 5,825 | 4,999 | 1 |
| ❗Flagged Shares: | 50 | 0 | 0 | 50 | 0 |
| Apes (posts): | 10,529 (13,726) | 7,456 (10,082) | 1,972 (2,535) | 1,023 (1,026) | 78 (83) |
| Avg #Shrs/Ape: | 155.57 | 156.57 | 154.29 | 150.26 | 157.19 |
| Avg #Entry/Ape: | 1.3036 | 1.3522 | 1.2855 | 1.0029 | 1.0641 |
| Avg #CS Accts/Ape: | 1.36 (606) | 1.40 (479) | 1.21 (85) | 1.32 (41) | 1.00 (1) |
| Median: | 27.00 | 28.00 | 24.00 | 30.00 | 40.00 |
| Mode: | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 |
| STDEV: | 508.19 | 429.77 | 731.61 | 556.17 | 313.33 |
| 🐒 X (avg): | 2372 (3.35) | 1645 | 453 | 257 | 17 |
| 🦧 XX (avg): | 4984 (36.78) | 3489 | 964 | 493 | 38 |
| 🦍 XXX (avg): | 2886 (255.81) | 2103 | 515 | 250 | 18 |
| ⭐XXXX (avg): | 278 (2060.86) | 212 | 38 | 23 | 5 |
| 🐳 XXXXX (avg): | 9 (15065.33) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 🐱 XXXXXX (avg): | 0 (0.00) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
####ARE THOSE FLAGGED SHARES YOURS?
Shares are flagged when something doesn't jive:
Typo?
Double-entry?
Missing/lacking proof??
Use :HELP! to check your entries
FLAGGED shares auto-removed after 10 days
####!DRSBOT: COMMANDS (minus spaces):
:HELP! ->RETREIVE THIS MESSAGE
:REMOVE! ->SET ONLY CURRENT POST TO ZERO
:RESET! -> SET ALL POSTS TO ZERO
:BOOK! -> SET YOUR ENTRIES TO 'BOOK'
:WITNESS! ->CALL A WITNESS TO THIS POST
:POETRY! -> SNAG 3 RANDOM DATA STREAMS
:BUDDY! -> FINDS A SHARE COUNT MATCH
:DEMON! -> OPEN PORTALS W/ DEMON CHANT
:BOARD! -> SEE ENTITY LEADERBOARD
:REPORT! -> ADDITIONAL DRSBOT DATA
:CSX! -> *ENTER #CS ACCOUNTS *
:XXX! -> ADD SHARES TO DRSBOT
(XXX = Number of shares)
Find/edit your own DRS Proof Post
Post Flair must be COMPUTERSHARE
Round fractional shares to whole value
(New shares? Do a new post+DRSBOT call)
DRSBOT ONLY RESPONDS TO YOUR POST
####BOT POETRY: {
S market
Wouldn’t creating more money to stop the crash just increase inflation.
MOASS tomorrow???
}
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as long as it's not the chinese-version ending
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