Respect Sandy Cheeks! (Spongebob Squarepants)

SANDY CHEEKS

"Don't even ATTEMPT a Texas saying!"

A squirrel from Texas who moved to the underwater town known as Bikini Bottom to study undersea life. Both a master of engineering and karate, Sandy loves inventing weird gadgets and fighting people.

Since she's not a fish, Sandy must wear a oxygen-filled suit whenever she leaves her oxygen-filled treedome. This doesn't seem to be a huge hinderance to her ability to fight, as she regularly gets into karate matches against the cute nerdy sponge known as Spongebob.

Despite being smarter then almost everyone else in Bikini Bottom, Sandy retains kindness to those around her, even sometimes befriending the evil Plankton.

(NOTE: Spongebob is only 4 inches tall. He is this big compared to a average human. Destroying a Bikini Bottom building is not as impressive as destroying a normal human IRL building)

(Hover over a feat to see what episode the feat is from. Most feats are from Spongebob Squarepants , feats that are from spinoffs have the name of the spinoff before the name of the episode of said spinoff. Feats done by Sandy as a child from Kamp Koral will be marked with a [Kamp].)

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SCALING RTs

The Alaskan Bull Worm

The Flying Dutchman

Larry The Lobster

Karen

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##PHYSICALS

STRENGTH

Lifting

• Picks up a weight

• Picks up another weight

• Lifts up a manhole from the sewer side

• Picks up Spongebob and Squidward and then tosses them

• Picks up and throws several fish buildings

• Picks up Spongebob and Patrick

• Picks up Spongebob's brain and puts it back in

• Picks up a phone with her tounge

• Picks up Squidward and stuff him under a rock

• Picks up Spongebob

• Lifts up a table

• [Kamp] Lifts up a bowl that Gary is in

• Puts Squidward off of his bike

• With Ms Puff, carries a mattress that Spongebob is on

• Carries a huge telescope

• With the others, pushes a human up slightly

Chopping

• Chops up a bunch of food

• Might of chopped up a bunch of objects, it's unclear what was chopped up by her and what was chopped up by Spongebob

• Chops up some Krabby Pattys with Spongebob

• Chops away some sand

• Slightly karate chops Spongebob

• Knocks out Squidward in one karate chop

  • Squidward is durable enough to survive a rocket crash from Earth to Mars and a rocket crash into space and then back to earth

  • Squidward is durable enough to survive being flung into a cement roller

  • Squidward is durable enough to survive all of this nonsense

  • Squidward is durable enough to survive a long fall

  • Squidward is durable enough to survive a bomb pie explosion that blows up Bikini Bottom, including the sign in the front

• Chops a wooden board and Spongebob in half

  • Spongebob is durable enough to survive falling down Marina Trench

  • Spongebob is durable enough to survive being zapped by Planktonamor's giant jellyfish, note that Planktonamor's giant jellyfish is capable of destroying medieval fish buildings

  • Spongebob is durable enough to survive being run over by a cement pourer

  • Spongebob is durable enough to survive a human-world crate of fortune cookies falling on top of him

• Chops two nuts

• [Kamp] Karate chops away Child-Spongebob

Kicking

• Kicks Spongebob in the mouth, and then punches Spongebob away

• Kicks Spongebob all the way to the surface of the ocean, and then punches Spongebob away

• Kicks away Spongebob again

• Kicks down a locked door

• Kicks Spongebob away again again again

• Kicks away a door

• Kicks up her door, and karates Spongebob and Patrick

Lassoing

• Makes a lasso out of gum, and then throws it onto a truck

• Lassos Spongebob and Patrick

• Lassos Spongebob away from a bullfrog

• Lassos a rock and then swings it toward Spongebob

• Lassos Spongebob into her treedome

• Lassos Plankton in one of his inventions

• Lassos Squidward

• Ropes Spongebob, reaching an in-pass that causes the front of the Krusty Krab to be ripped off

• Rangled bulls and worms

Striking

• Beats up a clam, saves Spongebob from it, and then throws it far away

• Smashes a rock

• Punches away Spongebob

• Spins a hamster wheel to the point of sending Spongebob flying

• Fights off several scallops

• Breaks a sign while sledding

• Knocks Spongebob off of a sea needle

• Knocks a rock off using a pickaxe, and then knocks some rocks off with her hands

• Beats up some birds

• Pulls Spongebob off of her helmet

• Uses Spongebob as a door

• Beats up The Alaskan Bull Worm's tounge

• [Shrunken] While shrunken, punches Spongebob's brain and hurts Spongebob

• Uses to a instrument to knock away the pieces of another instrument

• Punches Spongebob to the top of the treedome

• Goes through a trapdoor

• Wins a fight against Master Udon

• Defeats several germs and viruses in a fight

• Defeats in a fight Plankton using a mech made out of Sandy's own fur

• Breaks out of some metal holdings

• Baseball bats away a bowling ball

• Hurts Plankton by pushing a button he was on

  • Plankton is durable enough to survive a nuclear detonation

• Cuts the metal front door of Spongebob's house in half

• Reboots Karen by kicking her monitor

• Beats the everliving fuck out of Mr Krabs

  • Mr Krabs is durable enough to survive a lighthouse rolling over him

  • Mr Krabs is durable enough to survive Krusty Towers collapsing in on itself, but had to go to the hospital afterwords

  • Mr Krabs is durable enough to survive a piano falling on top of him, but had to go to the hospital afterwords

• Causes a hot dog stand to explode by kicking it

• Knocks out Squidward, Mr Krabs, and Larry with volleyball and then picks them up

• Hurts The Giant Jellybuzzsaw by punching it

• Makes a rock into the shape of Mr Krabs, and then smashes up said Mr Krabs rock

• Slices a shit ton of fleas

• Punches a beanbag enough that it hurts Squidward

• Slaps away Plankton

• Sends Squidward flying by opening a door

• Steps on Spongebob and Patrick

• Smashes a cake, and then punches away a fish dude

• Opens up a clam mouth

• Destroys a huge rock, ropes Patrick, and then splits a plant and Spongebob in half

• Breaks the half-eaten table

• [Kamp] Punches Child-Spongebob's face in

• [Kamp] Punches away Child-Spongebob and Child-Patrick

  • Child-Patrick is able to survive this fall

• [Kamp] With Child-Spongebob and Child-Patrick, pulls away part of a fence

• [Kamp] Knocks over Kamp-Karen and Kamp-Plankton

• [Kamp] Scares away a living truck by slapping it

• [Kamp] Hurts Child-Spongebob and Child-Patrick with a dipstick

Ripping

• Rips her own suit off

• Rips a phone book in half

• Rips the tattoo off of a fish dude, and then puts it back on upside down

• Rips off Spongebob's abrasive side

Pushing

• Pushes a suds-Spongebob, and then fights against Patrick for him

• Shoves Patrick into a trumpet

• Pushes a sled

• Pushes a broken roof thing out of her way

• With others, pushes a bus

• Pushes a ambulance table that Spongebob is on

• Pushes Spongebob into the ground

Other

• Removes flowers from a dried-up Spongebob's hand

• Throws an anchor 510 yards away

• Hurts Spongebob with his own arm....over the phone

• Grabs Spongebob's tongue and stretches it out, and then punches Spongebob far away

• Pulls down a boat

• Uses a paper clip and a string to swing onto the top of the Alaskan Bull Worm

• [Character Statement] States that she could karate Spongebob into country fiddle with one paw tied behind her back

• Defeats several Atlantis guards, by using Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr Krabs as weapons

• Carries herself with her own tail

• With Mr Krabs and Patrick, holds Spongebob down and ties him up

• Throws Spongebob and uses the sponge's mouth to sling a sled, and then pulls Karen's monitor from her base and uses the base to grab a frozen Squidward

• Kicks a space rock into the shape of a acorn, and then eats it

• Wins a fight against a tired Spongebob

• Throws 100 woodchucks

• Saws a super long tooth off

• Juggles several chainsaws

  • [Kamp] Did the same as a child

• Hurts Squidward with some basketballs

• Puts a small crown down Squidward's head

• Hurts Squidward some more with sports stuff

• Eats some wooden stuff

• Eats part of a wooden table

• Scratches her own helmet

• Squeezes Patrick and Spongebob

  • Patrick is durable enough to survive falling down Marina Trench

  • Patrick is durable enough to survive falling off a cliff.....several times

• Squishes Patrick's face

• Pulls away a fish, and ties up that fish and a other, super buff fish

• Kicks away one of Poseidon's guards

• [Kamp] Puts Child-Squidward on a fishing line and swings him around

• [Kamp] Hurts a living truck using a dipstick

• [Kamp] Using Spongebob's body, catches a child Squatch

DURABILITY

Blunt Force

• Survives Spongebob throwing her through the metal door of his house

• Survives Spongebob karate chopping the ground under her, knocking her into some cans

• Survives a fall

• Survives Patrick kicking her

  • Patrick is strong enough to smashes through some bricks

  • Patrick is strong enough to cut a steel sword in half

  • Patrick is strong enough to cut a broad-ironed steamboat in half

• Survives being attacked by a gorilla

  • This gorilla is strong enough to rip Spongebob in half

• Survives a kick from Squidward

  • Squidward is strong enough to kick a dumpster into the air and onto a fish

  • Squidward is strong enough to pick up his own house and moves it slightly to the right

  • Squidward is strong enough to knock himself out

• Survives part of a truck being sling slotted by gum into her

• Survives Spongebob slamming her to the ground

  • Spongebob is strong enough to drag himself forward while tied to a anchor

  • Spongebob is strong enough to go through a metal wall

  • Spongebob is strong enough to push off the metal door of Sandy's treedome

• Survives a wave crashing her to a island

• Survives being in a helicopter crash

• Survives being sneezed out by a bigger Spongebob

• Survives a fall

• Survives a rocket ship crash

• Survives a crash and a fall

• Survives a hamster wheel crashing into her

• Survives her own automatic nail hitter falling onto her

• Survives Spongebob throwing a book at her

• Survives a crash

• Survives a primal Pearl blowholeing her into a plane and then survives the fall back down

• Survives a primal Mr Krabs pitching her

• Survives a primal Squidward squishing her with a tenhcicale and then survives her hand breaking upon trying to chop the primal squid

• Survives being hit with a lot of water

• Survives a long fall

• Survives a fall, and then survives several people falling on top of her

• Survives a tall buff fish person falling on her

• Survives the room she is in collapsing in on itself

• Survives a fall

• Survives a human falling slightly onto her, and then digging into a shovel

• Survives a human child kicking her away, and then survives a umbrella slinging her into a cotten candy stand, and then a small fall

• Survives falling off of a bike

• [Kamp] Survives Child-Squidward kicking her out of a cabin

• [Kamp] Survives a monster-Child-Spongebob knocking her away

• [Kamp] Survives Child-Spongebob punching them away

• [Kamp] Survives...uhh.....this

Temperature

• Survives being lit on fire from going super fast

• Survives going into some water that's so cold, she gets frozen into a block of ice

• Survives being in a really cold place

  • The place is so cold, the body parts of the other characters break and fall off

  • The place is so cold it freezes the rest of the main cast into blocks of ice

• Survives gargling chili that causes her to spit fire

• Survives all of this stuff

Electricity

• Survives Plankton shocking the purple goo stuff she is standing on, and then survives a fall

• Survives Jellyfish stings

• Survives being stung by Jellyfish

• Survives the attacks of The Giant Jellybuzzsaw

Other

• Survives going into a pile of needles

• Survives not having any air to breathe for a while

• Survived The Alaskan Bull Worm getting her tail

  • Was able to get her tail back later

• Survives being attacked by a shit ton of fleas

• Survives being eaten by a giant sick-Whelk

• Survives eating raw chum

• Survives eating a aged krabby patty

  • Aged Krabby Pattys are so bad, Spongebob cutting one up with a knife causes the knife to melt

• Survives Spongebob removing her tail via pulling on The String and then presumably survived swimming all the way to the surface without her suit

• Survives a laser hurting her tail

• [Kamp] Survives getting eaten by Child-Patrick

SPEED

Dodging

• Dodges Spongebob trying to attack her several times

  • Spongebob is fast enough to grab a feather off of a pelican that is mid-flight

  • Spongebob is fast enough to dodges Plankton's infrared attack lasers

  • Spongebob is fast enough to runs up to Ms Puff driving a boat car

• Dodges being eaten by a sick-Whelk

• Dodges the attacks of The Abominable Snow mollusk

• Dodges Plankton's infrared security attack lasers

• Dodges falling chainsaws

• Dodges a falling outhouse

• Dodges the attacks of a primal Squidward, even jumping from Jellyfish to Jellyfish to do so

  • Dodges primal Squidward attacks some more

• Dodges the attacks of The Giant Jellybuzzsaw

• Dodges these weird ball things

• Dodges a bunch of human kids on roller skates and bikes

• Dodges some pelicans

• [Kamp] Dodges Child-Spongebob trying to tag her

  • Child-Spongebob is fast enough to block thrown rocks using a garbage can lid

• [Kamp] Dodges Child-Spongebob trying to tag her again

Other

• Goes so fast while sledding that she catches on fire....despite the show taking place underwater

• Rides a bike on a wire

• Runs away from being eaten by the Alaskan Bull Worm

• Runs off of the Alaskan Bull Worm before it fully finishes falling into a valley

• Keeps up with the rest of the main cast

  • Squidward is fast enough to run up fish buildings

  • [OUTLIER] Patrick is fast enough to run to the sun and back quickly

  • Squidward is fast enough to push Spongebob out of the way of a incoming truck

• Runs away from a giant ball of floating purple goo stuff

• Spins her arms super fast

• Pushes Spongebob out of the way of a laser

• While mindcontrolled by Plankton, runs on a hamster wheel fast enough to run a conveyor belt

• Runs down some stairs faster then Squidward in a knight armor can fall

• [Kamp] Wins a race with Child-Spongebob and Kamp-Gary-in-a-disguise tied to her feet

SKILL

Animal Stuff

• Tamed several scallops and had them pull a chocolate balloon

• Rides on a bullfrog

• Milked a shit ton of cobras and stuffs a lot of nuts into her mouth

• Rides a primal Pearl

• [Kamp] Uses a Jellyfish as a parachute

Combat

• Has a black belt in karate

  • Later, gets a Blacker Belt

• Defeats several karate fighters in fights, via taking advantage of their weaknesses

Construction

• With help from Patrick and Mr Krabs, built a house

• Made a super big rubber band ball

• Built a giant house of cards

• With others, made a cabin less shitty

Other

• [Teaching] After Plankton accidentally made all the fish in Bikini Bottom dumb with idiot sauce , she and Karen were able to cure everyone except Plankton himself via teaching

• [Teaching] Taught Squidward karate

• Set up several hidden cameras and microphones that Spongebob and Patrick fail to notice

  • Is able to see the footage from a van outside

• With help from others, mimics Spongebob well enough that it saves Spongebob from his mimic madness

• Stomps Squidward in a sports off

• Eats a lot of hot dogs in a short amount of time

• Hides inside of Spongebob

• [Character Statement] Spongebob calls her the smartest one in Bikini Bottom

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TOONFORCE

• When she goes sledding super fast, the sand under her turns into glass, and then some other weird stuff happens

• Pulls a calendar out of nowhere

• Teleports up a cliff side

• Might have summoned a brick wall

• Yells at Spongebob through the phone split screen thing

• Takes the pants off of a drawing

• A explosion happens after she lassos Patrick

• Lays on the rings of Saturn

• Gets a shit ton of arms out of nowhere

• Makes two hot dogs smaller

• Narrated a episode where Gary and Spot were the main characters

• Arms come out of her tounge and mouth

• Pushes against a phone cut off line

THE RODENT After Spongebob wrote in a page of a reality bending book for him and company to have superpowers so they could fight Burger Beard, Sandy became The Rodent

• Is a photorealistic squirrel and is around normal human size

• Sour Note is able to ride on her back

• Can quickly fire nuts from her mouth, but needs to get nuts from a external source

• Survives a small fall

• Dodges incoming ice cream cones

HIBERNATION FORM Sandy goes fucking nuts when she's hibernating for the winter and is awoken during her sleep

• Picks up Spongebob and Patrick

• Rips off Patrick's head, throws him at a wall, and runs on a hamster wheel so fast it knocks Spongebob off

• Puts Spongebob and Patrick in graves

• Senses Spongebob hurting the tree

• Her fur is usable to keep Spongebob and Patrick warm during the winter

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