+500 IM NOT FUCKING LEAVING
Posted Aug 16, 2022, 10:07 PM UTC
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!DRSBOT:500!
Congrats on your DRS!! You have been witnessed. See you on the moon 🍻💜
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^(DRSBOT 8.00: UTC->2022-08-16 23:00:1)
✅ 500 SHARES ADDED!
You have 708 shares logged from the following threads:
| ^(F) | ^(D) | ^(Shares) | ^(Sub) | ^(Date) | ^(Link) | |
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| ^( ) | ^(🟣 ) | ^( ) | ^(208) | ^([Sprstnk]) | ^(2022-06-19 ) | ^( PERMALINK) |
| ^( ) | ^(🟣 ) | ^(➡️ ) | ^(500) | ^([Sprstnk]) | ^(2022-08-16 ) | ^( PERMALINK) |
^(Most Recent Post Count Summary: REDDIT LINK:)
| ^(Bot MC: $573,859,037.33 ) | ^(Total) | ^([Sprstnk]) | ^([GME]) | ^([GMEOrphans]) | ^([GMEJ_closed]) |
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| ^(🟣+❗Shares ) | ^(13,602,279) | ^(9,361,238) | ^(2,187,395) | ^(2,012,926) | ^(40,720) |
| ^(❗Flagged Shares ) | ^(16,764) | ^(11,891) | ^(0) | ^(4,873) | ^(0) |
| ^(💀 Purgatory Shares [#entries] ) | ^(265,356 [155]) | ^(197,390 [109]) | ^(18,384 [17]) | ^(49,578 [28]) | ^(4 [1]) |
| ^(🐒 X [avg] ) | ^(1,643 [5.09]) | ^(1023) | ^(306) | ^(309) | ^(5) |
| ^(🦧 XX [avg] ) | ^(5,527 [47.87]) | ^(3473) | ^(933) | ^(1098) | ^(23) |
| ^(🦍 XXX [avg] ) | ^(10,155 [354.79]) | ^(6632) | ^(1758) | ^(1735) | ^(30) |
| ^(⭐XXXX [avg] ) | ^(2,715 [2396.86]) | ^(1861) | ^(433) | ^(410) | ^(11) |
| ^(🐳 XXXXX [avg] ) | ^(147 [20024.99]) | ^(114) | ^(16) | ^(17) | ^(0) |
| ^(🐱 XXXXXX [avg] ) | ^(2 [137644.000000]) | ^(1) | ^(1) | ^(0) | ^(0) |
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^(DRSBOT 8.00: UTC->2022-08-16 22:08:5)
🐳WITNESS REQUIRED!🐳
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Not sayin 500 is wrong...
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Just sus. Cause I am a dumb bot.
####Wut meen?
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Your Top 5 Most Active Subs:
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[+3} 🟢{Sprstnk}-> (81)
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wall[-.2] 🟡{strtbts}-> (6)
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Kappa-> (4)
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[+3} 🟢{GME}-> (2)
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starterpacks-> (1)
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Entries in past -50.0 days with same share count:
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[-.2] 🟡{[Sprstnk]} -> PERMALINK
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[-.2] 🟡{[GME]} -> REDDTLINK
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[-.2] 🟡{[Sprstnk]} -> PERMALINK
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[-.2] 🟡{[GMEOrhpns]} -> REDDTLINK
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[-.2] 🟡{[Sprstnk]} -> PERMALINK
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[-.2] 🟡{[Sprstnk]} -> PERMALINK
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[-.2] 🟡{[Sprstnk]} -> PERMALINK
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[-.2] 🟡{[GMEOrhpns]} -> REDDTLINK
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[-.2] 🟡{[Sprstnk]} -> PERMALINK
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[-.2] 🟡{[GMEOrhpns]} -> REDDTLINK
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[-.2] 🟡{[Sprstnk]} -> PERMALINK
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[-.2] 🟡{[GMEOrhpns]} -> REDDTLINK
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[-.2] 🟡{[Sprstnk]} -> PERMALINK
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[-.2] 🟡{[Sprstnk]} -> PERMALINK
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[-.2] 🟡{[Sprstnk]} -> PERMALINK
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[-.2] 🟡{[Sprstnk]} -> PERMALINK
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[-.2] 🟡{[Sprstnk]} -> PERMALINK
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[-.2] 🟡{[GMEOrhpns]} -> REDDTLINK
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You have 208 shares logged from the following threads:
^(0 = 'reset' entry)
| ^(F) | ^(D) | ^(Shares) | ^(Sub) | ^(Date) | ^(Link) | |
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| ^( ) | ^(🟣 ) | ^( ) | ^(208) | ^([Sprstnk]) | ^(2022-06-19 ) | ^( PERMALINK) |
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^(Current Approved Witnesses:)
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^(Roid_Rage_Smurf)
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^(Rockets2TheMoon)
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^(Knightsbridge_1896)
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^(SimpleJack2021)
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^(phillythebeaut)
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^(WrongScratch)
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^(No-Vacation-654)
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GME ~42.19:🚀MOAR DRSBOT:🚀
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I'm not a fan of this one. Require proof
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But, you did leave... THE DTC'S FUCKED-UP SYSTEM!!!
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Cuz fuck em thats why!!
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^(DRSBOT 8.00: UTC->2022-08-16 22:08:0)
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