Get this, the fucking Seppos genuinely play beer pong with water because they’re scared the ping pong ball might touch the ground.
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Why would you rinse that? Plus you can win a beer if you catch it in your mouth!
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Wouldn't be the only thing you'd be catching
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Oddly enough in both cases yeast is involved.
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Dead set legend
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How to get thrush in your mouth 101
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Underrated comment
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That is fucking unbelievable. Usually I am half cut before beer pong kicks off anyway so nobody gives a fuck about a bit of grass or dirt but sweaty fingers? Who are these cunts playing with?
I never notice a sweaty ping pong ball when playing table tennis.
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I thought the point was to make your dickhead mates drink beer with grass and dirt in it?
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Softies the lot of them! When a snag falls off the barbie, we just give it a rinse under a tap if one is nearby and put it back on the hot plate.
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If at least one snag or rissole doesn't drop onto the ground, I have doubts about the blokes BBQing ability. Namely, the cunt's doing it sober, and can't be trusted.
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Fuckin sooks
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Wait so where’s the beer if it’s not in the cups?
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I think the idea is you take a drink when it lands in the water
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Water, we don't drink from the solo cups anymore. You have a can of alcohol off to the side that you drink from.
There are a ton of reasons to go with that OP doesn't consider. You don't have to worry about spilling solo cups full of beer when someone bumps the table, and you don't have to worry about someone spiking your drink since your not drinking from an open top container.
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Do you have a bag of cement off to the side as well?
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This is how we've always done it, it's so much easier, and for us at least, has nothing to do with dirty ping pong balls, it's just easier. Especially if your drinking spirits, you can be inside making your drinks, getting ready for the round to start, while someone else is setting up, or, you can continue playing while someone makes you your next drink if you run out. The set up time is stupid if you have a to make enough drinks to fill all the cups and then set them out. Also, water cups help if your playing doubles too so you and your partner can drink.whatever you want.
Its just all round easier and allows for more rounds to be played and more drinks to be had
Edit: ping autocorected to pong. Also, fuck all your downvotes, cups with water makes beer pong heaps better to play
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Never thought someone could make beer pong sound boring.
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Get fucked cunt, that wasn't the point. I'm not selling the idea of playing beer pong, it's an explanation as to why playing with water in the cups rather than your drink of choice is better
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Someone get this cunt a beer. And a dictionary.
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Mate I'd rather a rum
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Fucken seppo cunts good for nothing mate.
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That's weird, I figured you'd need some alcohol to sterilize the occasional dog shit on the ball. Water just doesn't cut it.
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Ping pong balls melt in alcohol and fuel
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Fuck, you play a mean game of beer pong. You ok buddy?
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Nah I mean cleaning grade alcohol, 70% shit, not diluted drinking alcohol
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Fuck i remember one night after all the piss was gone i tipped all the dregs in to a bottle put it in the freezer and smashed it down, and these cunts are afraid of a little dirt. Dirt would prob make their piss tasting beer a bit better.
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Those red cups are everywhere here. Do they really only exist in Australia and America?
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We just use the families 1990s glass cups
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If you think that’s bad, I heard poms use tea instead of water
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Half the chicks I know do this because they’re all drinking some fucking different lolly water or wine.
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You pick a different drinking game if you want everyone to have their own drink.
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Honestly it’s not worth the whinging.
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Love the comments saying “who tf plays that shit in Aus?” Cunt who the fuck doesn’t? Did you not go to house parties as a kid?
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same cunts probably never drunk bore water out of the tap as a youngin
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People who wash the ball too are a disgrace.
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When I was staying in America I played beer pong with some college kids. They weren't playing with water, but when I drank my beer and spat the ball back at them they scored like I'd just fucked their dog.
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Who the fuck cares and why are you crossposting instead of spending the effort to make a proper post. This place is already an extension of r/Australia. Do we have to dilute it any more? And again, who cares what seppos think, do or say? Why report it?
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First thought… Hey we don’t do that! Always beer in the cups. Then I’m like, “Oh, this is really a clever slam on our American beer.” We put water in the cups… ha ha, I get it now.
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What a bunch of fuckin’ softcocks
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Nothing like sucking on some dirty balls..
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Tell ‘em what a shoey is.
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Yes and its gross. Derro's pretend they think it's funny because they've been bullied.
It's fucking rank
That’s the one Bob.