This guy is like 40
Posted Sep 7, 2022, 12:22 PM UTC
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as long as you are 18-24, underweight, and submissive.
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Damn I’m 27, we’ll get ‘em next time
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And a virgin!
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Underweight. That is something I don’t hear a lot of guys ask for. Maybe I have missed the Nice Guys 😂
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Yeah, the ones who are not single are crappy men, right? Just like your own Dad, right? Even though you are already old enough to be a Dad too?
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Like, somehow, despite not being rich or hot, his parents got together and had him.
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Lmao this is just to funny
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These "asshole" guys usually work out, read books, have an actual personality and know how to have fun. Being "nice" is the default standard baseline for any functional human being. It's not a defining personality trait, not a +1 to your score.
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I had to read this 3 times
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Same but four
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Dude face needs to stop chasing women who are taken and feeling entitled to us. He’s a nasty person willing to wreck homes etc. Thankfully and obviously, no one is even trying to tap that.
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It's ok Jared we all know u got dumped by your 1988 prom date and that to this day you still can't get over it...mm
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Right, but don't blame his sister, there was a really good episode of Quantum Leap on that night. I would have stayed home, too.
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Can guarantee anyone his age isn't chasing a "bad boy". Which probably goes to show this guy isn't looking at anyone his age.
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The 40 Year Old Virgin
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Imagine the movie if it was just Steve Carell whining on social media for 2 hours.
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Then it would just be a very accurate documentary
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Wait, I thought the expression was, "The good ones are either gay or married."
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It's astounding how whenever I see someone say "FACTS!!!" on social media, there are no facts in sight.
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You can tell they're telling a lie because no one telling the truth insists what they're saying is true.
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Damn 40 and still acting like that
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Maturity is born from effort not age, poor lad never put in the work to grow up …
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Yeah he really didn’t
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Yes, because there's only two kinds of men in the world... nice guys who'd treat women like a queen, and total assholes who actually get into relationships with and marry women. /s
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Their hate for us is scary, but their hate for men in relationships or who get laid a lot is also disturbing.
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Yeah from a purely misogynistic standpoint I expect them to hate you jezebels but I am concerned the incels will rise up and scratch my car or some shit. Couldn’t one or two of you brave ladies just fuck them? Please? I’ll give you excellent rates on rentals in London, Paris and if all goes well Madrid, Barcelona Milan and Rome also!
Someone put this in the thots group chat, you know the secret one where all women with a body count higher than 2 discuss their scandalous behaviour and how to continue turning nice guys evil.
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Well it's a good job they aren't searching for proper grammar then...
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I ain't worth a crap and I'm single. Where's my female? /s
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“Crazy how it works.” Sounds like someone doesn’t like to take responsibility for themselves. I was briefly friends with a guy like this. At first I listened to him, and tried to be a supportive friend. His favorite subject was how unfair everything was. Then I realized he was just a black hole of misery, and he liked being a victim. He had zero interest in doing anything to improve his circumstances.
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Huh? The meme doesn't even bother to say where the waiting man is deserving or appreciative or offers anything in return. The only thing it tells us is that he's waiting.
So fucking what? This really shows they think women owe literally everything to literally any and every man, while also being outraged when they give it to any man other than themselves.
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So, you’re telling me that the man I plan to marry, the man who has given every ounce of himself to loving me, the supportive gentile giant, the man who giggles when I fart, the man who wants to be my best friend forever, bound by law bestie, the guy who adores me, is awful and I need to date a single guy who complains on the internet about women?
Damn. I don’t think my boyfriend is gonna take this break up very well.
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All these words to say "women abhor me"
I read it as “I have yet to find the clitoris.”
Or even worse, "Clitoris? What's that?"
Three levels of denial.
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To be fair, you can't win hide and seek if you aren't allowed on the playground.
That’s because it’s hiding on a woman and one won’t let him near them.
Please accept my humble wholesome award as it is all I have at the moment! 🙏This comment made me laugh so hard I was coughing 😂
"because I have never once in my life had sex with a live naked woman."
The specificity of that statement is concerning 😳
The word abhor is funny
I only recently discovered this word and shall now use it more
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How?