Mr. and Mrs. Hospitality or Visiting the In-Laws

Please, come in And feel at home. We haven't seen you in so long!

Please, sit down anywhere. But not here. And not there. Perhaps in this chair, that's shaped like a pear.

Won't you relax? Put your feet up... But mind the leather, It's pricey stuff. White leather stains are really tough..

Let's grab a drink and see the view! Grab any glass that isn't blue. No... this one's too old. And that one's too new... Here's a glass I got just for you!

And in the fridge there is a beer. Oh, I won't drink, my silly dear. You are the only drunkard here! Just kidding. 'That's your cousin Claire, Who's been to rehab twice this year. It's quite a dreadful situation - She now lives at BP gas station. It's just so sad, Wish we could help.. but we are going on vacation.

Well, we just love that you came by It's funny how an hour flies.. It's getting late, we're getting tired, It’s time that we said our good-byes.

What charming evening have we had! Come any time. Just call ahead.

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