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r/Jokes•

A priest, a lawyer and an engineer are awaiting execution.

The priest is first to go and is put into the guillotine.

The blade drops and two feet away from his neck it stops, stuck.

The priest proclaims it a miracle from on high and is immediately released.

Next up is the lawyer, placed face-down on the guillotine ready to die.

Again the machine fails two feet from his neck.

"According to your laws, since you failed to execute me, I must be let go", and he is.

Finally the engineer is set to be killed, and placed upon the instrument he is to die upon.

As the blade falls, it stops short once again failing it's only task.

As the engineer looks from his prone position, he examines the

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r/311•

I don't have a more recent example, but watch the 2011 live video for DLMD here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XELL0_vasoY

And tell me that they're not just singing the song about Nix Hex sister and her domestic abuse, that actually had meaning in the 90's, from the actual album recording here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYT6QHGOwvk

This is why I can't listen to any album after From Chaos... they don't mean it anymore. Sorry guys, but you've LMD

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r/Music•

My stupid wife made me listen to Silverchair just now. It turns out that the lead singer of Silverchair wishes he was Kurt Cobain so much, I'm personally offended. She was so adamant that Silverchair didn't suck, it reminded me of any fan of Nickelback I've ever met, all three of them. To make a not that long story about as long as it should be: Silverchair wishes they could be Nirvana (for obvious reasons) and Nickelback is essentially the Millennial version of Silverchair.

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