ElephantExplosion

Bye bye to this account 😃

Probably going to get rid of this account

Why do I gotta sleep, why do I gotta eat, why do I gotta pee

Being a biological organism is absolutely annoying

So I had groceries delivered to me I've had this more than once because I have a subscription and I don't pay for delivery I pay a very cheap rate per month which is like 13 bucks which is worth me not having to bring stuff up three flights of stairs after I get off work and am exhausted.

Most of the people delivering my stuff will actually acknowledge whenever I select "I will sign for my order" also I constantly look at the tracking and and waiting by the door 10 minutes before they even get to it and jump up and open the door as soon as I hear the knock or as soon as I hear them outside the door and even that's not fast enough to catch them before they're already booking it back down th

I feel greasy but I'm too tired to shower

I hate feeling greasy but I'm too sore to get out of my bed

Are there not enough people in the country that want to work? Because it seems like every single place I pass has a hiring sign.