A rich CEO flies his private jet across the country to get an appointment with the best gynecologist in the business.
"Doctor," he says, "I'm not happy with the state of my sex life, and I want to you to castrate me today."
The doctor is shocked and asks, "Oh my... Okay, have you thought about this decision and what it will mean for you?"
With some irritation, the CEO replies, "Of course I know exactly what I'm doing. I'm the CEO of a multi-billion dollar business. I flew my personal jet here just so I could get the best doctor in the business to do this operation. I know what I want, I'm confident in my decisions, and I never look back."
"Okay," says the doctor, "I just want you to be 1