Morfee

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r/pettyrevenge•

I am a soccer referee in the UK. It is an unenviable job with a huge amount of asshats.

Every so often you get a level 400 asshat who decides to appeal Every. Single. Decision. One week a balding, sweaty and fat bully was doing this sort of thing solidly for about 60 minutes:

Guy heads the ball? He runs up to you claiming handball.

Clear foul? He screams about it being a contact sport.

He received one card for swearing at me in this game already. In a previous game he got sent off by me for headbutting someone, and got an extra game's ban for calling me a "stupid cunt". Some petty revenge was needed for this chieftain:

It turns out referee whistles can be REALLY loud. I was testing d

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