boolover09

Witches! I am mourning the loss of my familiar who crossed the rainbow bridge a few days ago. I firmly believe in having a warm fuzzy thing, so I come to you all with a question:

You go to the animal shelter. You are looking for a sweet furry thing that purrs and will snuggle you after your rough days of kicking ass and taking names at your day job. It will have to learn to get along with your partner’s fur-creature (four pawed and may bark a little). How do you choose amongst the several cats you meet?

Do you eat cake? Buy the thing? How do you celebrate completing whatever goal you had?

So you work. Or you’re a student. Or maybe you do both, or are a house spouse, or whatever tickles your fancy. What do you do to be a functional adult? How often do you take care of specific hygiene tasks, or go to the gym, or go grocery shopping? What do you recommend for those of us on the struggle bus who have a hard time even going shopping for new clothes?

Do you have two kids, a dog, and a white picket fence? Do you have a cat and a human partner you love? Media often portrays families as being all the same and that doesn’t necessarily feel “right”.

Ladies, what kind of underwear do you don during your menstrual cycle? Do you wear pads or pantiliners? What about tampons or menstrual cups? Do you have a preferred brand that’s cotton but won’t show too many obvious stains (because let’s be real, that’s happened to literally everyone at one point or another)?

Say that you work a relatively “normal” day shift, but your partner works overnights. How do you work out a schedule between each other? When do you see each other? Do you sleep in separate bedrooms?

Fellow ENTJs, what Hogwarts and/or Ilvermorny House do you associate yourself with? I have met Ravenclaw, Slytherin, and possible Gryffindor ENTJs, and I’m wondering what house each of you belong to. (I am often seen sporting a green and silver tie, so I am curious.)