dreckmal

35, white male. Overweight. Smoker. Drug addict. 'great guy'.

I have been running a business into the ground over the past year. I haven't made enough money to pay myself in 6 months. I owe a couple thousand in taxes, and tens of thousands in student loans. I owe money to a lawyer for defending myself against a false accusation.

I have gone home to an empty house for more than 6 years now. The drugs have been the only way to cope with the solitude. And it gets in the way of making any progress.

Now I get to go compete for literally any job that can pay me. Even minimum wage. Which means I'm competing against high school kids for literally any money to live on. I'm fairly sure I'll get

I need the ultimate power of Daddly DMs to help me name my Cleric of OSHA.

Thou shalt clearly mark all exits and tie off to ladder tops.

She is a Human Cleric of the Trickster flavor. She carries a clipboard as her holy item, and it can double as a shield. She is short, with red wavy hair, coke-bottle glasses and tattooed makeup that is VERY LOUD. Sorry for yelling.

My Wednesday night DM tasked our group to create a Cleric of OSHA (Occupational Safety and Health Administration for those outside the US).

I believe I've landed on race and sub-cleric type. She will be a Variant Human, using the Trickster (felt the most appropriate) template. I imagine this character to be a very frail woman with huge coke-bottle glasses, and wiry red hair. She also has her very loud makeup tattooed on. She carries a Clipboard as her holy symbol which may or may not double as a shield.

What I was really looking for were suggestions as to what this woman should be named. I've been trying to come up with something witty, but have been utterly failing.

If the Player's Handbook represented the typical campaign world (it doesn't because everyone's campaign world is different, but let's pretend... heh) how many extreme high end casters (18th-20th level) would there be?

I find myself wondering, mostly because it will have vast effects on economy, power, and hierarchies.

I mostly have to credit the guys over at Web DM for making me wonder what it would be like if True Resurrection was a real thing that could happen. If 9th level spell casting is ubiquitous, then parents could just have their children rezzed if/when horrible things happen (as a for instance).

Wish could drastically change the landscape, politically and geographically.

Bei

Hey guys, I am running a 5e game. I have an encounter I'd like to run my party through. The idea is they may eventually find a female elf (her true form is that of a silver dragon). She is being held prisoner by the use of a magic item.

My original thought is some kind of censer of imprisonment. This would be a small brass (or other metal) bowl, in which incense is burnt, and the creature or object is held in an imprisonment field.

I was hoping you guys could help me flesh out the rest of the details of this magic item. Any help would be appreciated.

So, I've been struggling against falling back into my BP bullshit here lately. One of the big problems I have is placing to much value on her, while not demonstrating my own value.

It seems to me like one of my failings is my inability to DQ these chicks when we are meeting up initially.

1. What should I be keeping in mind while I'm out with a girl.

2. What are some good ways to setup qualifiers (i.e. how do I give her enough rope to hang herself)?

3. Anything else that may seem relevant.

Extremely novice programmer here. Just wondered if it is worth my time trying to make a GUI, or should I just grab one?

I am also an indie RPG developer, and as such, would like to design a character record sheet that can be used on PCs and Laptops. So, would designing a GUI for the character record sheet to appear in be worth the effort, or not? Should I just grab one and start making the sheet happen in it?

Or is there something else I am not thinking of? I feel like I could be asking the wrong question.

The big reason for wanting an eSheet is because the game I am making has a lot of changing derived values when/if one character's abilities/statistics change.