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Framework for this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/MHOCPress/comments/4cutyf/announcing_mbbc_endeavour/

The EMBEEB have recently been struggling to keep up in a world of fictitious news that nobody really cares about because it's not real. Papers like EMHOCK: The Week get hardly any views because no-one really cares about a fictional political sphere where nothing happens because its an artificial construct and the alternative is a review of an episode of a political satire show where an angry Scottish man says naughty words from 2012. Meanwhile, the EMBEEB lacks behind in getting views for its utterly abysmal content, such as the dreadful first episode of the side-splittingly named 'Have I

An' another: This group are well into their orange juice. (P)

An' another: This lot like to get together and share their diseases. (CC)

Prizes this week are The Office on VHS and The Greatest Hits of Burt Bacharach, so if you're interest in those awful prizes, get in touch.

Play a record.

News broke today that the Communist Party appears to have fucked off down the pub for a piss up and drank their weights in alcohol, thus making them unable to vote on any bills or bother turning into work in the first instance by getting completely wankered.

One political analyst has suggested that the best way to be content with being in a coalition government is to 'get off your arse and do some fucking work'.

The pub crawl featured u/SolidBlues downing yagerbombs and u/OKELEUK 'being a proper lad' by snorting 12 lines of cocaine, an anonymous source can reveal.

Footage released by the BBC earlier this week showing various members of the party breaking into London Zoo and injecting he

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i always up chasing the ball and when i do stay back to defend the ball always slip past me anyway

my aim is also quite bad an im not entirely sure why

pls help