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Our linked friend asked his law professor about police leaving notes in unlocked cars encouraging people to lock their vehicles.

His law professor gave some terrible legal analysis of it.

Yes, there is a physical intrusion so it would seem to be a search and, therefore, against the 4th Amendment. However, since the car is unlocked there is no expectation of privacy.

Whether or not a car is locked or unlocked doesn't change the reasonable expectation of privacy one has in their car and the possessions therein. While technically a search, it is not a search that is prohibited by the 4

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Rule 2: Whether you are in a state that combines operation and driving under one element, or if you are in a state that has separate statutes for impaired driving or operating while impaired, I know of no state that has a per se rule that possession of the keys constitutes operation.

Operation at a bare minimum requires the engine to be running or keys to be inserted into the ignition.

Caveat: possession of keys can be corroborating evidence to support an allegation of operation or driving in a

My friend is covering the Carolina Hurricanes' draft for work tonight and he's trying to think of different questions to ask. What suggestions do y'all have?

Here are some friendly tips to make you more liked by your bartender when you go into a bar.

1. Don't use cute names for drinks. Yes, I know it is technically a Cape Cod, but don't order that. Order a "Vodka Cranberry." It's the same thing and it lacks the complete douche vibe and doesn't scream, "I just learned about this drink from Cosmo."

2. Unless you are at a cocktail bar, do not order intricate cocktails. It will piss off your bartender. Know your environment. If you don't see a muddle, don't order a muddled drink.

3. Save your money. If you are out to get hammered, save your money and stick with the well, especially if you are ordering mixed drinks. The mixer will mask

I just received this email from the Ten Club about the vinyl issue. I'm just glad I don't have to buy a replacement given the popping on the B Side. By the by, did anyone else notice a weird petroleum after opening the packaging?

It has come to our attention that there have been some manufacturing issues with the Lightning Bolt vinyl possibly due to the high quality and delicate nature of the special packaging.

If you are in receipt of an album that you feel may be defective in some manner, please send an email to UMG Customer service at: [email protected] indicating the specific issue with your copy.

Replacement vinyl will begin shipping out early ne

Who else is in the same boat as me? Pre-ordered Lightning Bolt from the 10 Club and still yet to receive it.

For whatever reason it won't be delivered until the 21st. Why in the bloody hell does it take 11 days for a package to traverse the United States of America, but a book I ordered from England can get across the ocean and to my front door within 2 days?

So I'm at home preparing dinner after a long day at work when I hear a knock at my door. Thinking it is a package that has arrived, I open it. First thing I hear it, "Hey u/sprgrss." I notice it is the missionaries with someone who appears to be the Bishop. I look at them and said, "I don't have time for this, please leave me alone," and shut the door. As I'm shutting the door, I hear, "Hey...hey..."

Fuck them. I've never met these people in my life. How dare they condescend to knock on my door and get upset when I tell them I want to be left alone. I know where the Mormon meeting house is. If I wanted to go, I'd go.

Now I'm too worried to go outside. I have a sick feeling they