respect squidward (spongebob)

SQUIDWARD TENTACLES

"You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me! I listen to public radio."

A octopus that works at the fast food restaurant Krusty Krab (where he can be found sleeping and slacking off) and lives next to idiot starfish Patrick and the dork frycook sponge Spongebob.

Squidward is incredibly cynical and pessimistic due to his crappy life. Things pretty much always go horribly wrong for him, even when he did nothing wrong. He sees himself as smarter and more highbrow then anyone else in Bikini Bottom.

His dream job is being a artist and a clarinet player, however his clarinet skills leave something to be desired, and nobody ever buys any of his art.

For all of his hatred of Spongebob, his number one nemesis is Squilliam, a fellow octopus he met in high school that went on to become much more successful then him post-graduation.

(NOTE: Spongebob is only 4 inches tall. He is this big compared to a average human. Destroying a Bikini Bottom building is not as impressive as destroying a normal human IRL building)

(Hover over a feat to see what episode the feat is from. Most feats are from Spongebob Squarepants , feats that are from spinoffs have the name of the spinoff before the name of the episode of said spinoff. Feats done by Squidward as a child from Kamp Koral will be marked with a [Kamp].)

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SCALING RTs

Sandy Cheeks

The Flying Dutchman

Karen

Larry

Mermaid Man

Doodlebob

Squidward's House

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##PHYSICALS

STRENGTH

• Pushes Patrick away

• Manages to walk around even after his nose is enlarged

• Wiggles Spongebob a bit by hitting him on the head

• Kicks a vacuum into starting up

• Karate chops Spongebob into half, destroys a punching bag, and kicks Spongebob into pieces

• Beats up a big fish by kicking and punching objects into them, including a crate and a dumpster

• Kicks Spongebob out of a window

• Cuts a rope using a axe

• With the others, pushes a human up

• Has hard rock abs thanks to Spongebob with the page

• Helps with the others beat up Poseidon's guards in a knight suit

• Shoves Spongebob up a bus cabinet

• Traps a jellyfish using a book

• Pushes Spongebob and Patrick down

• [Kamp] Picks up Child-Spongebob and Child-Patrick

• [Kamp] Pushes Child-Spongebob and Child-Patrick out the door

• Goes through a window

• Goes through a wooden wall, and then a giant tarp

• Kicks a shell from his front yard to Spongebob's back yard

• Drags a sleeping Patrick out of his house, but breaks his back doing so

• Breaks a violin playing tool over his knee

• Kicks Spongebob far away

• Kicks a boat car so hard it regains fuel and drives off

• Eats some coral

• Slams a pizza in a fish person's face

• Destroys a small tent

• Smushes a door in Mr Krabs's face

• Holds up a rope Spongebob is tied to

• Picks up and throws Spongebob

• Pushes Mr Krabs out of the way

• Breaks a table in half by rubbing it hard

• Drags himself forward while tied to a ship

• Climbs out of a hole

• Picks up and pours giant cans of snail food

• Runs through a wooden door, and accidently knocks his house over while running

• Destroys a painting and some other stuff

• Wheelbarrows lots of stuff, including his own house

• Using a fishing hook, forces Spongebob to take off his pants and underwear

• Picks up and slams a cash register

• Shakes the Krusty Krab pole, and then rips his own costume off

• Carries Spongebob on his face tied to a rope

• Slaps a book away from Spongebob's hands

• Pulls his nose out of a wall

• Picks ups some books that cause the ground to shake upon him dropping them

• Destroys a block of marble

• Picks up and carries a statue of David made out of marble

• Pushes a block made out of marble

• Destroys several blocks made out of marble

• Rips Spongebob off of the Krusty Krab doors, even removing part of Spongebob's face in the process

• With a megaphone, yells at Spongebob so loud his eyes nose and legs blow away

• Pulls a kelp plant in a way that flings a small treehouse far away

• [Shrunk] Kicks Spongebob's heart, hurting Spongebob

• Squishes Mr Krabs's eyes

• Ate a painting

• Picks up and tosses Spongebob

• Ties up Mr Krabs and then slaps him several times

• Smashes all of these things with a baseball bat

• Hurts Spongebob with a fishing pole

• Lifts Patrick on his back

• Runs through a wall of his house

• Runs through a wooden door

• Slams a door into Spongebob's face so hard it causes this to happen

• Throws Spongebob out of his house

• Crashes his head through a wooden door

• Pushes a rock

• With Spongebob, catches and lifts up Mr Krabs a bit

• With Spongebob, carries some heavy books

• Kicks Spongebob off his foot and away

• Runs through a wall

• Picks up Spongebob

• Carries suitcases full of rocks up some stairs

• Plunges Spongebob out of a toilet

• Runs through a door

• Gets into a fight against Patrick, however Patrick ultimately wins

• Hurts Sandy with a kick

• Pushes Spongebob back

• Knocks Patrick over with a ball

• Does a impressive jump

• Shoves a piece of paper into Spongebob's forehead

• Kicks Spongebob far away

• Breaks the glass of some baolcuaers using his eyes

• Knocks a fish over while running

• Kicks Spongebob far into the air

• Stuffs Spongebob into a book

• Pushes a fridge

• Goes through a window

• Manges to walk away despite Patrick trying to stop him

• Jumps onto the top of a this thing

• Shoves Spongebob into a cash register

• Squirts Spongebob far away

• Shoves Spongebob to the ground

• Picks up and smacks Spongebob while inside of him

• Rips off Spongebob's mouth

• Breaks off Spongebob's legs

• Picks up Spongebob

• Pulls the half of a Atlain Amulet out of Spongebob and carries it

• Mr Krabs is able to stand on his neck

• Destroys a statue that looks like him from under said statue

• Is used by Sandy to defeat some Atlatian Guards

• Lifts 6 Kids Meals

• Destroys One of Sandy's inventions with a hammer

• After accidently slipping on a spatula, throws a egg hard enough to bring Spongebob's memories back

• Pushes close Spongebob's front door while a shit ton of fish people trying to come in

• With Spongebob, pushes close the front doors of the Krusty Krab while a shit ton of fish people try to come in

• Holds onto the front desk boat as a strong wind pushes it away

• Picks up a lot of boxes

• Picks up a couch

• Carries a living toilet

• Lifts a weight

• Lifts a bigger weight, and becomes super buff

• Moves a bit of his game face using one of his eyesballs

• Puts Spongebob into a ball and kicks him away, and then puts Patrick into a ball and kicks him away, and then picks up Spongebob and Patrick

• Puts his head through his bed stand

• Throws Spongebob threw a wall of Squidward's house

• Throws Spongebob away

• Yells loud enough for it to move Spongebob's nose

• Rips a cash register out of the front desk boat, and then beats himself up with it

• Stomps on Spongebob and Patrick while they are under a rug

• Goes through a wooden door

• Goes through a rock, leaving behind a Squidward shaped hole

• Puts his head through the glass of a street light

• Carries some flowers that Spongebob and Patrick are in, yells loud enough to shake his house, and sneezes Spongebob away

• With 3 others, pushes a giant ball of smelly stuff

• Picks up his house

• Accidently breaks a steering wheel off

• Throws Spongebob threw a wall

• Picks up Spongebob and ties him to a coral

• Cuts seaweed with a bike

• Pushes Spongebob and Patrick out of his house

• [Anti-Feat] Is unable to escape from a bag after Spongebob and Patrick kidnap him

• Rips a chicken costume off

• Yells loud enough to push Spongebob back a lot

• Walks around and does a bunch of stuff while Spongebob is grabbing his leg

• Yells loud enough to shake Spongebob's house

• Yanks his vacuum cleaner out from under a bunch of Spongebob's stuff

• Can knock himself out

• Throws a garbage bag a good distance

• Lifts Patrick up with rope

• Pushes a large pile of stuff out his front door, and throws Old Man Jenkins

• Hits Spongebob with a alarm clock, knocking the sponge back

• With Mr Krabs, runs over Spongebob and Patrick

• [Anti-Feat] Is unable to break the freezer door

• With Spongebob and Patrick, accidently breaks part of a air vent

• After falling, goes through the roof of a air vent

• Picks up a dude

• On a bike, pulls rectangles that show his name when put together

• Smashes the front door of Spongebob's house when it had a lot of wooden boards nailed to it at the time

• Reaches a inpass against Spongebob with a Krabby Patty

• Rips off a bunch of wooden boards

• Pushes Patrick off the top of a camera , and then pushes Patrick off of himself

• Ties Patrick to a camera

• Shoves a camera stick into Spongebob

• Pushes away Spongebob, and pushes away the two broken pieces of a desk

• Accidently goes threw the floor of his house

• Carries a golden tooth

• Yells hard enough to inflate some gum

• Trips a fish child

• Pulls a wagon full of trash

• Puts Spongebob in a locker, and drags the locker across the ground and throws it into a bus

• Carries a case that Spongebob is in, and then goes through some doors

• Slams a door to the point Spongebob's eyeballs, shoes, and socks fall out

• Carries Spongebob

• Closes a door on a witch person, which stops the witch for a bit but they manage to get through anyways

• Goes through a floor of his house after falling

• With a wrench, bends a pipe

• Hangs onto rocks on the inside of a volacano

• Stops Spongebob and Patrick from running

• Pushes open Patrick's rock house

• Rip some sea flowers out of the ground

• Stomps the ground hard enough to make the roots "dance"

• Drags Spongebob and Patrick

• Pushes a big rock off of himself

• Throws a lamp into Spongebob

• Pushes Spongebob and Patrick off of himself

• [Anti-Feat] Is unable to open the time capsaule lock thats on top of a fuck ton of concrete

• Digs his way to the surface

• Steps on Plankton so hard it shoves the formula bottle into the one eyed creature

• Pulls a rock out of Patrick's hand, but accidently flings it into the air where it lands on a board and flings him and two others

• Picks up Spongebob to hug him

• Fucks up Spongebob's mouth

• Knocks over Mr Krabs while running

• Accidently breaks a key

• Yells loud enough to push Spongebob

• Breaks a hammer and a nail against a big stone

• Picks up and carries with him the front boat

• Throws a book into Spongebob's eye

• Fixes his head

• Knocks over Spongebob

• Goes through a glass window

• Picks up a rock, and uses it to destroy parts of the house Patrick's Sister built

• Rips in half 3 pillows and rope

• Hurts Plankton by slamming a door

• Kicks Plankton away

• Pushes Patrick away

• Carries a bag of dabloons

• Rips parts of his own head off

• Rips out a window and throws it

• Knocks Spongebob away, and fucks up a table

• Throws a phone threw Spongebob's window

• Destroys a bunch of paper machetes of Spongebob

• Patrick is able to use his body to hold Spongeobb's rotting pineapple house

• Rips open a hole in a tent

• Rips off Plankton's antenna massager

• Knocks Spongebob and Patrick away, destroying stuff in Spongebob's house

• Removes the order board with his head

• Yells loud enough to inflate a barrel and cause spongebob to melt

• Kicks Spongebob to the Krusty Krab

• Breaks a picture frame in half

• Grabs Spongebob off of the celling

• Destroys Plankton's chum carriyer with a umbrella

• Rips off Patrick's face with a fish hook

• Puts his legs through a metal bucket

• Spongebob is unable to push him forward

• Rips parts of his shirt off

• Hurts a customer with a spatula

• Leaves a Squidward's face shaped mold in Spongebob's face

• Pushes all of this stuff

• Pushes Mr Krab's shell off of Mr Krabs

DURABILITY

• Survives being slapped with the tubro drive

• Survives not having any water for a bit

• Survives his house being picked up by a giant bubble, and then the bubble popping

• Survives a giant clarinet falling on him

• Survives a clarinet being up his throat for a while

• Survives being frozen in a freezer for 2000 years

• Survives his butt being burned by a laser hammer

• Survives a brick hitting his head

• Survives going into the can opener room

• Survives Spongebob karate chopping him

• Survives Spongebob doing so again

• Survives running into a ladder

• Survives a failed attempt at karate chopping a board

• Survives Sandy kicking him under a rock

• Survives being in a boat when said boat is dropped

• Survives Bubble the Dolphin kicking him to the beach

• Survives digging into a shovel

• Survives being kicked by a human child onto a person's back

• Survives a human child throwing ice cream at him

• Survives crashing a bike into a wagon

• Survives accidently slamming his window against his nose

• Survives this

• Survives being strangled by a buff fish

• Survives a stove going up into the air

• Survives a fall

• Survives a long fall in a knight suit

• Survives the chair he was in closing itself on him, and then survives being zapped by a jellyfish

• Survives being zapped by a Jellyfish

• Survives a movie theater staff picking him up and squishing his head

• Survives Patrick yelling with a microphone pushing his eyes in

• Survives a fall

• Survives several fish people running him over

• Survives eating spider egg cookies

• Survives a shit ton of anchovies throwing a boat he is up and down

• Survives a jellyfish stinging him and then his bike doing off a cliff, which somehow causes a explosion. However, he has to be a wheelchair and a cast afterwords

• Survives Patrick blowing hot soup in his face

• Survives Patrick putting a jellyfishing net into his flesh

• Survives a jellyfish stinging his nose

• Survives a giant jellyfish stinging him, but has to get even more casts

• Survives the same giant jellyfish stinging him again

• Survives chocking on a fork, but only because Patrick save him

• Survives Spongebob kicking him to fix his back

• Survives a door landing on him

• Survives Spongebob driving a rock over him

• Survives a tornado, and then survives a long fall

• Survives a pineapple house falling onto him

• Survived accidently burning himself trying to make Krabby Patties

• Survives being stung by several jellyfish

• Survives Patrick putting a watermelon on him

• Survives trying to stomp a hat that a brick of lead is under

• Survives falling into a hole

• Survives Spongebob's house's door falling on him

• Survives The Krusty Krab exploding due to a shit ton of Krabby Patties

• Survives Spongebob karate chopping his face

• Survives holding what this thing is

• Survives a cash register opening

• Survives a explosion caused by a crumb of a bomb pie

• Survives a fish child throwing a rock at his head

• Survives three fish children throwing rocks at his head

• Survives Spongebob poking his heart

• Survives a brick wall falling onto him

• Survives a bomb pie explosion that blows up Bikini Bottom

• Survives his eyeballs falling out after being scared by a butterfly

• Survives Patrick sucking a window of his house using a reef blower, making his nose inside of a wall

• Survives a fragment of his house hitting him on the head

• Survives being attacked by some birds

• Survives The Flying Dutchman using a nose fire on him

• Survives The Flying Dutchman doing it again several times

• Survives The Flying Dutchman doing it again

• Survives The Flying Dutchman putting him in the Fly of Despair

• Survives falling out of the Fly of Despair place and into his house

• Survives Doodlebob beating him up

• Survives part of a human-world pencil hitting him

• Survives his band playing super loudly

• Survives Mr Krabs jumping onto top of him, and then survives several people running over him

• Survives a group of fish people running over him

• Survives them doing it again

• Survives being in a treehouse that is flung far away

• Survives this

• Survives Spongebob punching him

• Survives burning his face against a oven

• Survives several gasoline explosions

• Survives exploding after eating a lot of Krabby Patties, but is just a head

• Survives falling down some garbage piles

• Survives a buff fish person punching him

• [Shrunk] Survives a phone hitting his head

• [Shrunk] Survives all of these things

• [Shrunk] Survives Patrick having him and a pickle kiss

• [Shrunk] Survives being squished against three fish people's butts

• Survives a cash register part hitting his head

• Survives hitting his head against a cash register several times

• Survives Spongebob ripping his nose off with a fish hook

• Survives Patrick falling onto him

• Survives Patrick blowing hot marshmallows onto his face

• Survives Spongebob slinging a marshmallow into his throat

• Survives a Seabear beating him up several times